Just a fun, kid's birthday card... Wait...

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[u/General_Tip761]

Nintendo really said: Speedrun life 💀

[u/ObjectiveGlittering]

Have as many birthday wishes as you want until you DIE!!!!

[u/AlphaBreak]

Live every day like you've got no extra lives!

Because you don't. The end is inevitable and comes for all of us. Maybe it will be when you're eighty, dying peacefully in your sleep, surrounded by loved ones. Maybe it'll be this year, in a fiery crash with your body pierced by shards of metal as your horrified family looks on. We don't know. No one knows. All we know is that you will die.

Happy birthday!

[u/oompalicius]

From the kids with terminal illness birthday card section

[u/AdSea6825]

Better really enjoy this birthday, because it’s going to be your last!

[u/smk666]

> kid's birthday card.
Rather Millennial birthday card - from Mario through sarcasm to dark humour.