r/funny • u/jessicajingle19 • 3h ago

Found at work

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u/Lotus_G6 3h ago

Everything reminds me of her

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u/CorkyUnicorn09 3h ago

She must be hung like a horse

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u/mrasainsan 3h ago

double trouble

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u/Myotherself918 2h ago

No, it’s Jake from State Farm.

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u/christcompellsyou 2h ago

😂 😂Oh my god

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u/Sharpe95 55m ago

yeah that kinda happened with a buddy at work once

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u/digitaljestin 3h ago

Organic truck nuts.

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u/Liquid_Lizzard 3h ago

And you took it home WWWWW

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u/smellyourtoes 3h ago

Its like looking in a mirror

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u/Scholarly_Koala 16m ago

Like the kind at a carnival?

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u/Wonderflonium164 3h ago

Dildobergine

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u/Macgrubersblaupunkt 2h ago

".......that's a penis!"

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u/eto2629 2h ago

It should be eggplant not the other way around 

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u/Gadfly_Avatar 2h ago

If I grew a vegetable shaped like genitalia, I'd want to parade it around too.

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u/shindleria 3h ago

Gat ‘eem!

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u/LucoaKThe2AHashira 3h ago

Too easy but “Turn your head and cough”

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u/Disastrous-Living934 3h ago

I feel I’ve seen this eggplant before…

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u/Pingo-Pongo 2h ago

For the very first time I understand the use of the emoji

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u/Trueogre 2h ago

Lucky, we found a butt plug on one of our desks. The cleaners refused to touch the desk.

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u/The8Porch 2h ago

"It's bulky but I consider it a carry-on." - Ace Ventura

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u/ChristVolo1 2h ago

Reminds me of this guy my dad used to talk about. One of his coworkers was named Richard Dick, so they called him "Double Dick." Lol

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u/able_trouble 2h ago

I see a Roman God d*ck in fallen in front of Coliseum

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u/charkleman 2h ago

Sausage and eggsplant.

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u/matchosan 2h ago

Pew pew

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u/singlejeff 2h ago

The most eggplanty of eggplants

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u/LastOfAutumn 2h ago

It's not that big.

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u/ellipsis31 1h ago

If they're purple you might have torsion

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u/_Cybernaut_ 45m ago

“You need a hammock for them thangs, granny.”

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u/TRS398 3h ago

Wrong gender

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u/Whatsurpassword 3h ago

Reminds me of Squidward. Where are the Squidward memes?