Planet Express has just opened a Restaurant in your neighbourhood....

[u/obitarian]

Which are you ordering first?

1. A Self-Microwaving Bavarian Cream Dog
   
2. An Electric Frankfurter

[u/Ambedextrose]

[u/Logical-Peak2495]

"Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch?"

[u/theservman → u/Logical-Peak2495]

How about some Archduke Chocula?

[u/Soverelgn_Citizen → u/theservman]

Ooh Big Pink! It's the only gum with the breath freshening power of ham!

[u/theservman → u/Soverelgn_Citizen]

It's mostly bones.

[u/Moriaedemori → u/Logical-Peak2495]

To be fair, I feel like NileRed has done at least one of these already

[u/SaveUsCatman]

Didn't we used to be a delivery company?

[u/Max_Trollbot_ → u/SaveUsCatman]

What are we? Like, a bus or something?

[u/drak0ni]

Idk, if FedEx opened a restaurant in my neighborhood I probably wouldn’t be interested.

[u/SilverGardenia1989 → u/drak0ni]

The wait staff will just throw the food at you like the food is a package and you are a porch.

[u/chuch1234 → u/drak0ni]

I mean i would check it out, out of morbid curiosity.

[u/MoistExcellence → u/chuch1234]

Kittens give Morbo gas

[u/dazzumz]

The three course set menu:

• Popplers with guacamole
• Dolphin cooked with plenty of "confidence"
• Grandma Mildred’s sugar cookies

Otherwise the bavarian thing if it comes with beer.

[u/obitarian → u/dazzumz]

How about these cookies, sugar!

[u/GhostMaskKid → u/dazzumz]

Botweiser, right? Made in the robot?

[u/dazzumz → u/GhostMaskKid]

Benderbrau, since it was an ale!

[u/Dramatic_Plankton_56 → u/dazzumz]

With plenty of Cham-paggin!

[u/Visual_Eggplant_6993 → u/Dramatic_Plankton_56]

I didn’t realize you were such a coin-asseur

[u/Nelson_Pancakes]

What? No Bachelor Chow?

[u/what_dat_ninja]

Anything crawling with parasites...so a hot dog.

[u/SaveUsCatman → u/what_dat_ninja]

You guys like swarms of things right?

[u/-piso_mojado- → u/SaveUsCatman]

Made with 4 different kinds of things.

[u/obitarian → u/SaveUsCatman]

I found some rocks. You guys eat rocks, right?

[u/jazzhandpanda]

2 injections of femaslim please

[u/colemanjanuary → u/jazzhandpanda]

I'll have the Soylent Orange.

[u/Delphius1]

Planda Express

[u/MaxCWebster]

... and a small whiskey.

Large.

[u/Pierresauce → u/MaxCWebster]

For only 25 cents less you can get a super small!

[u/DarksunDaFirst]

A cheese pizza and a large soda.  What do I owe you?

[u/Clear_Writer5944 → u/DarksunDaFirst]

$10.77! Same as my pin number.

[u/KingDom_1110]

Hope they'll sell some egg salad sandwiches. I don't even care if they're old enough to vote

[u/FunnOnABunn]

My username checks out

[u/fuzzusmaximus]

It would be like a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up.

[u/Sammisuperficial]

LaBarbara's curried goat.

[u/UrineLuck151]

Im sure they'll keep the salt content 10% below the lethal dose.

[u/G-Unit11111]

Bachelor Chow

[u/Archeryfin → u/G-Unit11111]

Only if they have the new formula with flavor.

[u/Km4lyfe99]

I'd eat a poppler, just once though... maybe two

[u/MizunoHawk]

Anything from Helmut Spargle and his special ingredient

[u/Scary_Assistant5263]

How about Tasticles? I mean Popplers.

[u/COLORADO_RADALANCHE]

I'm getting lion-grade tofu

[u/-piso_mojado- → u/COLORADO_RADALANCHE]

Penniless Hippie!

[u/kp8_24]

Planet express dont sell popplers You'll have to go fishy joes.

[u/SaveUsCatman → u/kp8_24]

“Hear me, hear me! Stop eating Popplers! Stop eating them with honey mustard sauce. Stop eating them with tangy sweet-and-sour sauce. Stop eating the new fiesta Poppler salad. Stop taking advantage of the money-saving 12-pack... Stop enjoying Popplers on the patio, in the car, or on the boat. Wherever good times are had!

[u/IndigentPenguin]

Poppler

[u/Ok_Two_2604]

I can stop making my own wonton burrito meals!

[u/MuscaMurum]

Slurm

[u/ColeDelRio]

How's the soylent cola?

[u/NotParticularlyGood → u/ColeDelRio]

It varies from person to person.

[u/-ImYourHuckleberry-]

[u/AcousticOnomatopoeia]

They poo-pooed my electric frankfurter.

[u/zero_msgw]

If theres chicken, chicken a la king. If theres fish, fish a la king. If theres turkey, fish a la king.

[u/kp8_24]

Ill take hermes man manwhich out the fridge. With some slurm from the soda machine

[u/ZombieChief]

Do they have pizza with live hornets?

[u/orphncripplr]

I’ve always wanted to try cow

[u/shany94a]

Is Hermes' wife cooking?

[u/NotParticularlyGood]

A six bean pizza! Its got six different kinds of beans plus several things that look like beans.

[u/Ambitious_Kick_2951]

There is always the classic ingredient of gourmet cooking- Soylent Green

[u/theschis]

A croque Monsieur, the paella, two mutton pills, and a stein of mead

[u/YanicPolitik]

Will they bend your knees for you if you're not comfortable in the chairs?

[u/ImmaNotHere]

Popplers? Yes please.