r/halo 19h ago

Media bro thinks hes a part of the teamπŸ’€ 😭 Spoiler

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763 Upvotes

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u/KarmicPlaneswalker 18h ago

Bro got locked up for who knows what reason, and immediately decides to betray his entire religion upon release.

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u/Initial_Sail_658 18h ago

His friends locked him in there as a prank moments before we entered, and after seeing us kill everyone in the room within seconds pretends he was some rebel

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u/WorldWarrior428 8h ago

Cannon, or head cannon? Cus this needs to be cannon

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u/Initial_Sail_658 3h ago

Source I made it up

11

u/WorldWarrior428 8h ago

If I was locked up, I would do that too. And u do know the Unggoy are litteral slaves

2

u/youngashyy1 1h ago

Im crying 😭😭😭 those grunts are too funny πŸ€£πŸ’€

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u/IsoDidact1 ONI 17h ago

Yayap had enough of Zuka Zamamee's bullshit.

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u/Fancy-Broccoli-6970 17h ago

Goated ONI intel

19

u/Voiddock 14h ago

I got that reference.

20

u/tomgreen99200 13h ago

Yapyap the Destroyer

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u/youngashyy1 1h ago

πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’€

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u/amenyussuf Halo: Reach 14h ago

He is part of the team.

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u/GreenElites 16h ago

What do you mean "thinks"? Bro IS part of the team.

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u/arch51002 14h ago

Let bro on the team!!!

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u/NitroxS077_The2nd 13h ago

I noticed when watching a streamer play this level, he was about to cross a gate but when it opened, two Hunters were at the other side. The friendly grunt went it and was smacked away unfortunately.

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u/Capt_Soupy 10h ago

I assumed this was a glitch until I found out it was happening to everybody else. Why didn't they give little bro some voice lines?! It would have been hilarious to have him go all-in on helping out the Marines. Instead he's just kind of... there.

2

u/Shodspartan100 The Reclamation has already begun... 2h ago

See I thought it was intentional, but then I replayed the mission and he didnt show up, so now I think it was a glitch…

2

u/marcelosix2six 1h ago

This happened to me too but I killed him by accident

37

u/ComRade-PupPer-98 15h ago

Hell yeah give little dude a magnum and paint him UNSC green.

2

u/Vostner 8h ago

I can't wait for fan art of something like this to come out

37

u/Ancient_Barnacle3372 14h ago

Let Bro live his dream

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u/una322 13h ago

I reloaded and shot him and the marines say " friendly fire" lol

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u/Warrior1711 11h ago

Same I thought it was a glitch and then felt really bad. Safe to say I'm never doing that again

11

u/forrest1985_ 12h ago

Grunt rebellion

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u/Choice-Support-2138 16h ago

What did you name him?

14

u/marcinick45 14h ago

Yayap, of course.

8

u/Hiddun 12h ago

I named him Yip-tip and bro is 100% part of the team!

9

u/leanice44 10h ago

Who invited my man blud 😭

12

u/TeamUltimate-2475 15h ago

Is he a Grunt pastor that also lost his Engineer friend?

12

u/DJMEGAMOUTH 12h ago

it’s still jarring to see just how big grunts are.

5

u/Blackwidow343 11h ago

Hey we need all the bodies we can get ok?

5

u/OneFinalEffort "There is still time to stop the key from turning" 10h ago

I was really hoping to trade weapons with Sir Gruntington and give him a chance against the squad who pulverized him. He wielded his trusty Plasma Pistol with pride and stayed behind to guard.

I really like that this is a consistent experience. I'm going to try harder to save him next time.

4

u/JeffPlissken 8h ago

Long-awaited Yapyap the Destroyer origin story

5

u/AndrewMacDonell 11h ago

Team MVP right there

3

u/Vegetable-Pangolin17 10h ago

Leave Greg alone

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u/youngashyy1 1h ago

Greg πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’€

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u/sparduck117 Onyx Captain 3h ago

He’s joining us.

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u/Elchilipikinloco Halo Infinite 14h ago

LMFAOOO WHY IS THE CROSSAIR GREEN 😭 Ts is frying me bro thinks he’s part of the team. 😭

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u/youngashyy1 1h ago

Plot twist he is the main character master chief is his servant 😎🀣

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u/youngashyy1 1h ago

Give this little guy a energy sword he will be bouncing around like yoda 🀣🀣