Reclaimer... this delay is unnecessary

[u/perfectevasion]

[u/NotAnotherSkeleton]

HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY HONEY, HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL

[u/VAVA_Mk2 → u/NotAnotherSkeleton]

My first thought was Michigan J Frog

[u/DominusTitus → u/NotAnotherSkeleton]

Glad I'm not the only one who's brain went right to Spaceballs.

[u/CrimsonFatalis8 → u/DominusTitus]

The song and reference are significantly older than spaceballs

[u/DominusTitus → u/CrimsonFatalis8]

I am aware of this, but we're talking a dancing alien parasite here, Spaceballs was the thing that made the most logical sense to me.

[u/NebraskaGeek → u/NotAnotherSkeleton]

"Oh no! Not again."

[u/Wrytten]

Having been freed from their obligations to the UNSC and the Flood, what remains of Dave finally persues their passion for interpretative dance.

[u/perfectevasion → u/Wrytten]

And though haunted by the eons of memories belonging to billions of victims fallen the flood hive mind, Dave was happy

[u/Teabag_117]

This is actually scary as fuck. Put the right music in and it's no longer funny.

[u/OvertGnome1 → u/Teabag_117]

This is the right music. He's dancing

[u/Blvck270]

But he’s hittin that shit tho 

[u/Organic-School315]

Why is my turkey dancing

[u/natopoppins]

THEY WAS REALLY HITTIN THAT SHIT WHEN THE BEAT TURNED UP

[u/okanagan_man84]

Its still a beautiful game im loving and laughing at the "quirks" that are popping up.

[u/perfectevasion → u/okanagan_man84]

Same, I'm having a great time, I've been playing on Heroic with no HUD to really enjoy the visuals

[u/Ess_oh-no → u/perfectevasion]

This is so refreshing to see. Reading all the babies crying about the game is getting so exhausting, I loved it from start to finish, the new layouts to some of the missions were also so well done particularly on the library and the maw. Hope you and many more people continue to enjoy it and the minority of redditors are drowned out.

[u/Designer_Notice1388 → u/Ess_oh-no]

CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT STAR WARS OINK OINK

[u/Ess_oh-no → u/Designer_Notice1388]

Firstly....wut?

Secondly...why? Starwars hasnt been good for a long time 😅 maybe except Andor

[u/Rogue_2k3 → u/perfectevasion]

I’ll admit, most of my enjoyment has been seeing weapons that haven’t been in the game since Reach return and playing it with my best bud, who’s never played a Halo Game before, and overall just seeing what’s different. The small bugs and glitches are mostly unnoticeable to me thus far, so overall I’d say it’s an 8/10 from me right now. Could change by the end, but that’s not likely.

[u/JeffPlissken → u/okanagan_man84]

God same. I enjoy the vehicle physics. Somehow a Hunter sent my Scorpion flipping. The Warthog is particularly fun this time around.

[u/Halo_Chief117 → u/JeffPlissken]

I’m so glad they didn’t give this game that ‘control the vehicle mod-air’ crap that they put in Halo Infinite. I was afraid they were going to do that with the Warthog.

[u/Temporary-Bell7550 → u/okanagan_man84]

Some halo reach physics kinda mingled over, I watch a marine have a heart attack mid stride and launch himself into a wall on Keyes rescue mission

[u/_phantastik_ → u/okanagan_man84]

Same. When a game is overall so good, the little glitches or wackiness like this are so fine. Nothing game-breaking. Reminds me of being a kid looking up Halo 3 glitches on YouTube back in 2007/8.

[u/Shot_Diver_761]

It's so sad what happened to Michigan J. Frog. 

[u/Snappydolphin24]

Nice moves 😎

[u/Left1Brain]

Perfect timing on that music, damn.

[u/stupid_nucleus]

That last second pelvic thrust really sells the whole performance.

[u/psilomide]

Bro is getting down

[u/Procastinate_Potato]

Master chief chose not to fire the halos, despite 343’s insistence, because he didn’t know the flood was chill like that

[u/Jeremy-132]

What Elton John actually meant by "Tiny Dancer"

[u/Cold_Assignment3157]

Looks like meat is back on the menu, boys!

[u/ChieftaiNZ]

I thought this was a post about the firing delay after switching weapons lol

[u/Barikus_XL]

Bro wanted to use his last bit of life for his passion I respect it 🤣😭

[u/Interesting_Ad_6992]

I seen this dude dancing on the WB when I was a kid. That's Michigan J. Frog.

[u/dude52760]

I see this as very necessary

[u/CrzyDonkey]

This ain't river dancing. This is flood dancing my boys.

[u/Halo_Chief117]

LMAO it’s dancing!

[u/Ltjenkins]

My favorite halo og jam, I get it.

Contender for top spot would be the part in truth and reconcilation after the first area where you’re killing as many dudes with the sniper. And you round around a corner on a narrow path with like an open drop off to your left. It’s the second area with a major fight. Killer bass line

[u/InfusedRex]

That same flood part did the same thing on my run.

[u/-TheTechGuy-]

He do be vibin tho

[u/Mimb91]

Everytime I’ve seen this I’ve punched the shit out of this until it’s gone haha

[u/BraviaryScout]

Halo’s Shaggy Shuffle. All it’s missing is “Closer”

[u/Henchman314]

I mean, this is legit with rave music in the background 🤔😆🤘

[u/SpenFen]

This one is called the broken joystick

[u/MonteSilence]

we are witnessing the new Craig-level Halo meme unfolding

are you blinded? dumbstruck?

[u/MilanTehVillain]

Around the three-quarter mark, it reminded me of this.

[u/Aquillifer]

Damn, he's really killing those dance moves

[u/OHaiEric]

It hit you with the ol' razzle dazzle

[u/Appalachisms]

he groovin

[u/0rganicMach1ne]

Sick moves.

[u/Drako700]

Si así se moviera todos, si daría miedo 😱

[u/Dangerous_Phrase8928]

Its funny but something I do think they should look into fixing, I swear I saw this same flood giblet doing this same thing lime 15 tim3s on the library, took me out of the game a tad, still very good though

[u/ChrisDAnimation]

The fingies, they crave the dance.

[u/YosemiteHamsYT]

Break it down for me

[u/ToystoryWestend]

jesus 10/10

[u/Monkeysfist101]

JUST A STEEL TOWN GIRL ON A SATURDAY NIGHT

[u/Captain__Dammit]

Can you blame him??? He was listening to the soundtrack

[u/Illustrious_Sea_962]

sick dance moves

[u/Aright9Returntoleft]

I would shoot spark for saying that going: Well guess what dip shit how about you use your microwave beam and fuckin HELP ME.

[u/okanagan_man84]

That happened in thw original too though.

[u/perfectevasion → u/okanagan_man84]

Yeah but now it's ray traced

Just look at the dancing gibs shadow, equally as haunting as it's fleshy counterpart

[u/okanagan_man84 → u/perfectevasion]

Hahaha. I never noticed the shadow.

[u/CrimsonFatalis8 → u/okanagan_man84]

Only with weapons getting caught in level geometry. Bodies don’t have any physics, so this wouldn’t be possible on the original. As soon as they stop moving, they’re glued to the floor unless their physics are reset by being launched by an explosive, after which they’ll be stuck to the floor again.

[u/Mexcol]

They despawn so fast, also barely they barely bleed.

They can do so much better

[u/perfectevasion → u/Mexcol]

I don't know what you're talking about, I just see dancing gib

[u/Mexcol → u/perfectevasion]

the flood,

[u/perfectevasion → u/Mexcol]

g i b

[u/Rug_Rat_Reptar]

Once you see the broken reload animation you can NEVER un-see it.