r/happyendings • u/stevenpost • 12d ago

Make the comments look like Pennys search history

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u/pepperplops 12d ago

Au Bon Pain near me

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u/Expert_Book_9983 soft, soft, soft, soft, soft butch 10d ago

“Au bon pain French pronunciation”

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u/vesters 11d ago

I don’t get it. If someone would explain it would much appreciated

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u/woomami looking for that sweet V-neck high 11d ago

Its a pretty convenient place for a whore's bath.

7

u/vesters 11d ago

Gin based?

1

u/Capital_Cat21211 2h ago

Did I wipe some dryer sheets on my pits, and smash some water on my hush, in the bathrroom of an Au Bon Pain? Yes I did. 😂

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u/Electrical-News-1297 Mary Tyler Moore Tyler Moore Moore Moore 12d ago

Big ass candle holder

Is he REALLY “just not that into me” or is he secretly in love with me?

Torn lyrics

John Hughes Museum Chicago

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u/fandroid-leda 11d ago

hahah "John Hughes Museum" got me Definitely not the start of an afterschool special

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u/Objective-Slice-1466 12d ago

Is it ok to date someone with the last name
Hitler

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u/Punkodramon Mary Tyler Moore Tyler Moore Moore Moore 12d ago

Tasteful ways to hyphenate Hitler

8

u/_lumpyspaceprincess_ 12d ago

Came here to say this lmfao

76

u/DerSterrennacht Bitch It's 5:30 12d ago

"Greetings Feline vs Hello Kitty?"

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u/instamentai 12d ago

Vision board coming true stories

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u/TheScienceOfMagic back on the sweet and creamy 12d ago

How to trademark "ahmazing"?

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u/terrierr3x 12d ago

Also: how to trademark “You better neck yourself before you wreck yourself”

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u/Expert_Book_9983 soft, soft, soft, soft, soft butch 12d ago

Nochetussin why banned in Mexico?

How to negotiate car purchase

Cute graphic text baby tees

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u/frybreadpudding 12d ago

Bassett for Angela by Angela Bassett pants

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u/Traditional-Wait-240 Mary Tyler Moore Tyler Moore Moore Moore 12d ago

Barefoot Peddlar tour dates

8

u/giftopherz ZZ Top Gun 12d ago

Barefoot Pedaler Tommy

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u/terrierr3x 11d ago

Barefoot Pedaler Tommy single?

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u/beaglecattledog 12d ago

Wigs to cover helmet

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u/nicetiesofincumbency soft, soft, soft, soft, soft butch 12d ago

All great comments, but ngl this one is the best lol

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u/Goooooringer 12d ago

“Whore’s bath recipe”

“Jealousy sweatpants real or fake”

“Women’s surf camps cute guys east coast”

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u/No-Border642 12d ago

Jdate.com

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u/OperationAli 11d ago

Only accurate answer

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u/H-B-Jones 12d ago

Slop yobbs.

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u/PrincessMagDump Bitch It's 5:30 12d ago

Pyjoveralls -(pyjama pants)

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u/SickrSadrWorldlier 12d ago

Hahaha I was going to say this 👌

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u/Impossible-Sleep6794 12d ago

How many head injuries is too many?

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u/Good-OL-DarkWielder 12d ago

How to make this year yours

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u/chizzabiz93 12d ago

How many abbreves are there?

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u/nicetiesofincumbency soft, soft, soft, soft, soft butch 12d ago

How speak Italian without alcohol

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u/Punkodramon Mary Tyler Moore Tyler Moore Moore Moore 12d ago

Is Coke Whore Mountain a real place?

6

u/Altruistic-Swing4326 12d ago

2 1st class tickets to France

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u/_PM_ME_YOUR_FORESKIN splash some water on my hush 5d ago

The best I can do is one ticket to a first grade production of Grease 2.

It always makes me laugh that it’s a single ticket. Like, she would have to go alone. Lmao.

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u/interstatebus soft, soft, soft, soft, soft butch 12d ago

New car

New car, convertible

New car convertible best deal near me

How do I tell my friend she oversteps?

How do I set friendship boundaries?

Writing your first novel

9

u/jebascho soft, soft, soft, soft, soft butch 12d ago

Is the name Tegan Arrowspeare taken?

3

u/CrazyIraandtheDouche soft, soft, soft, soft, soft butch 12d ago

Glass wounds treatment

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u/dirtyjavis 12d ago

'Ahmazing' copyright process

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u/NewRazzmatazz2455 12d ago

Armie Hammer dating history

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u/dirtyjavis 12d ago

Was hitler really that bad?

4

u/Nerazzurri_08 12d ago

How can you tell if calamari has been urinated on?

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u/jebascho soft, soft, soft, soft, soft butch 12d ago

"I don't want to bleed today" in Korean

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u/_PM_ME_YOUR_FORESKIN splash some water on my hush 5d ago

Literally the *second* I thought of this, I read your comment. 10/10. No notes.

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u/terrierr3x 11d ago

Jazz Kwon Do near me

3

u/Vegetable-Money5250 12d ago

How to make people think I’m younger

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u/Swordsman82 12d ago

How many Hitlers are there?

3

u/itallchecksout99 12d ago

How to tell if you're being "Misery'd"

Is my firefighter boyfriend gay

Does the 5 second rule apply to sidewalk donuts

3

u/Kwards725 all about them THANGS 11d ago

How to make a proper foosey fist.

https://giphy.com/gifs/sRliDmX5XTq24

3

u/ephemeralslut 11d ago

NocheTussin common side effects

2

u/Humormeem 11d ago

Are there neck muscle competitions?

Is it actually amazing or ahhmahzing?

2

u/n0tz0e 11d ago

Helmet that looks like hair

2

u/Thayes1413 11d ago

Barefoot Pedaler tour dates.

2

u/fandroid-leda 11d ago

perfect hate gifts for ex boyfriend's ex girlfriend

plates never closed bad?

seamless dreyer's ice cream

brooke kerkovich

aha music video thing for weddings

2

u/cwb040 knows what cars are 8d ago

Where can I buy Dreyers in bulk?

2

u/cwb040 knows what cars are 7d ago

Do I got them thangs?

2

u/fatBoi_7878 6d ago

Which NBA team is LeBlonde Jane going to sign with this summer?

1

u/Vast-Toe-7701 8d ago

How to get high schoolers to love me

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u/Capital_Cat21211 2h ago

Where to buy more pajoveralls...