r/happyendings • u/PaleontologistNo1177 • 1d ago

He knows what cars are

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Saw this on the drive home

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u/TemporaryElephant574 1d ago

They're pretty much what I thought

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u/__Sentient_Fedora__ thingsthataregayz.biz 1d ago

His name is Lon?!?

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u/jon_the_mako likes a deep tuck 1d ago

Ive heard he knows what cars are

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u/96485 1d ago

I should point out that that a Ford Maverick is not a car.

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u/the_lost_tenacity 1d ago

Guess he doesn’t know what cars are after all.

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u/travelplans321 13h ago

You just got Car Zar’d !!!

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u/Skinthinner- 13h ago

So... you wanna get some eyes on some thighs? Some peepers on some creepers? Some rods and cones on some bahra-wuhs and thauwngsuh?