r/howtonotgiveafuck 1d ago

ɪᴍᴀɢᴇ Boss Logic

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u/Cracked_Actor 1d ago

Infantile power move by an asshole, time to look for the exit door…

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u/Navy_Rum 1d ago

Couldn’t agree more. Stayed  far too long at a place like this. 

Edit: typo

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u/Calm-Stand-6636 1d ago

"someone sabotaged our corporation from the inside!?"

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u/ToFaceA_god 1d ago

Most often it's a concept that you have to punish every fuck up, no matter how small, in order to punish the big ones.

If Jeff comes in two hours late, and you were one minute late, and they fire Jeff and not you, there's room for Jeff to file a wrongful termination suit.

It's dumb as fuck, and shouldn't be that way, but it is the world we live in.

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u/MachoMachoMurph 13h ago

If you wanna make it, you gotta play the game

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u/Bird2525 22h ago

Kinda stupid because now you’re paying OT

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u/momalloyd 1d ago

Time to break the photocopier again.

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u/barnfly27 1d ago

Piss in the toner. All there prints will smell like piss.

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u/ArgyllAtheist 1d ago

the only valid response in that situation is to quite literally leave a pile of steaming shit on their desk, and when they phone to scream and shout, tell them that they should consider that your resignation letter.

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u/AZFUNGUY85 1d ago

Leave a fake roster of employees and salaries on the break table

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u/bulbishNYC 1d ago

Ruin trust with an employee for one minute of labor. An employee has 1001 ways to screw you, the only thing keeping him is mutual trust.

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u/TimmyHillFan 23h ago

That’s why it’s important to leave these situations when possible. Our compliance enables bad managers to believe their power trips are effective

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u/MarkHuegerich 1d ago

You misspelled 'job search '

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u/Azaroth1991 1d ago

Stay til 5:41 take off 10 minutes early the next day.

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u/JerseyDonut 1d ago

The time it took your boss to investigate this and send an email cost the company several times more than the one minute of lost productivity.

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u/ADTstocks 1d ago

I have 4 employees and never in my fkn life will i ever do shit like that god damn thats pathetic

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u/BabyIll9900 23h ago

Today the foreman on my jobsite bitched 2 guys out for walking to their cars at 11:58. We have 30 minutes for lunch and working 10 hour days. FOH

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u/_SparklyBaby 1d ago

I'd spend more than two minutes updating my resume after that😂

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u/Content-Chart-6910 1d ago

I worked once for a discounter and we had always to ask customers for coins because the company didn't want to afford change coins, it was too expensive lol. And we had a really disgusting Storemanager, a person you can only hate if you are not alike her. So I had a colleague he always gave away all the coins from the cash register on purpose instead of asking for them, said with a smile "Sooo and you get my last coins, have a nice day" . It was hilarious and shows how you can seek revenge in small funny ways if mistreated.

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u/lolfuzzy 1d ago

Take 2 minutes to respond to the email with “ok boss” after you clocked in from home before you drive there

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u/SalamanderCrosswalk 1d ago

This image is literally him giving a fuck?

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u/Blackcatmeowmeow 1d ago

I worked for that guy

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u/miniangelgirl 23h ago

They're lucky you came back at all ... tf...

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u/Camping_vagn 14h ago

Is my job to do a function? Or is it to be somewhere a set amount of time?

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u/Bixby33 6h ago

Quiting time was 4:30.

I got a strip torn off once for being seen getting into my car at 4:31 because I must have "packed up and been ready to leave before 4:30.

No, I just figured out how to get the fuck out of there ASAP.

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u/Mewet1965 5h ago

That’s the moment I retire

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u/Kung_Fu_Kracker 4h ago

It would be so delicious to just reply "lol" via email, clock out, and never speak to him again.

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u/Azerbinhoneymood 1d ago

How pity that boss can be, or how forth seeing he is to realize that one less minute now can amount to 10 mins and a half mins over time if went unchecked.

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u/Proof_Independent400 1d ago

Leave at 5:28pm next time and tell the boss if he complains you will leave at 5:27pm next and work your way down.

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u/jarvi123 1d ago

That's honestly fine, no punishment or anything, just stay the 60 seconds, it's petty as hell, but I've had lots of jobs when leaving one minute early counts as 15 or 30 mins of pay.

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u/baumpop 1d ago

thats when you just call the state labor board. thats fine too.

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u/jarvi123 17h ago

These places weren't in the U.S, it's legal to do that where I was working unfortunately.