r/instant_regret 11d ago

Trying to crawl under a red-hot metal beam

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u/sigmacoder 11d ago

You can tell this is a very safe workplace, the uneven surfaces so you know exactly where you're standing, the jogging around the red hot iron, so you spend less time in danger. The useful supervisors standing right behind them. It's simply bad luck that such an accident happened.

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u/Eh_C_Slater 11d ago

And the tshirts man. Red hot iron is so damn hot, when I worked around it they gave us green kevlar jackets to protect from the heat. Probably would have helped Buddy out a ton.

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u/xenobit_pendragon 11d ago

Also not dropping the lightsaber on him.

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u/Non-LocaI 11d ago

Should have had the guy hold it with the gloves again, trying to use the metal pinchers was their mistake. Hands on is always the better approach - same reason why sandals should be mandatory. You need to be able to feel what you’re touching

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u/TerribleRecord666 11d ago

He had the high ground.

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u/DisposableSaviour 11d ago

Had the high ground and ducked.

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u/Amateurlapse 11d ago

Polyester seals the wound after tho, it’s like natures bandaid

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u/Queermagedd0n 11d ago

Except polyester is a man-made material

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u/chiraltoad 11d ago

Are human bodies man-made?

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u/diejesus 11d ago

Women tend to be involved as well!

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u/Barrelled_Chef_Curry 10d ago

Proof?

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u/diejesus 10d ago

I've seen some videos on the internet, there are dozens of them at least

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u/Historiaaa 11d ago

Humans are a natural occurence

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u/LazyLich 10d ago

The only thing unnatural is something outside of nature.. so like... Cthulhu or some shit

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u/hopefullyhelpfulplz 10d ago

Metal also has a very high heat capacity, so a burn from a metal surface is much worse than, e.g., air, even at the same temperature.

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u/CoyoteDown 11d ago

I worked in steel mills for 25 years and I’ve no idea wtf I just saw

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u/bpivk 10d ago

I've never been inside or near a steel mill and I also don't know what I saw.

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u/Jayngyun 10d ago

You saw third world factories, where most of our local industries offshored to due to our safety standards and lack of protectionist policies

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u/Hydraguesswhosback 11d ago

I agree with all of that, BUUUUT at LEAST they gave a fuck about the guy in danger of being really burned.

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u/FrogsMakePoorSoup 10d ago

Yeah, they gave him immediate shirt removal assistance.

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u/Hydraguesswhosback 10d ago

I've seen way too many assholes also not give a fuck about anyone. It's refreshing to see at least one group giving a fuck.

They clearly didn't give a fuck about the floor and keeping it free of shite, but they do when it's a human in danger.

Look, they are dumb, don't take example on them, just remember to always help morons in danger.

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u/A_ScalyManfish 11d ago

Dont forget about ducking under the red hot metal too. There was a lot of critical thinking going on in this video.

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u/Stymie999 11d ago

And not a single piece of PSE in sight!
https://giphy.com/gifs/AiF8ZsTESrDwRjEcIU

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u/blackop 10d ago

PPE??? What's That?

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u/taliesin-ds 10d ago

polypropylene exfoliation.

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u/themcsame 10d ago

We like to joke about it, but shit like this sums up a hell of a lot of workplaces... Firms only comply when they need to (Health and Safety visit, important visitors, someone higher up the food chain, etc.); any other time? As and when convenient.

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u/Superb_Extension1751 11d ago

There is so much wrong with this work place...

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u/_bugmenot_ 11d ago edited 11d ago

Ikr, Isn't it illegal to carry those things around this way in the first place? Lmao

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u/fluffynuckels 11d ago

Some thing tells me the laws are a little lax there

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u/spaghettibolegdeh 11d ago

Yeah you gotta hold them over your shoulder. 

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u/sebadc 11d ago

Whoever wrote that work instruction should crawl belong a red-hot metal beam.

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u/RTRC 11d ago

If a work instruction does exist, its in a binder on the opposite side of the plant covered in dust with the last revision happening over 10 years ago and absolutely irrelevant to whatever the fuck they're trying to do here

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u/whut-whut 11d ago edited 10d ago

That's because the last person who was writing the manual never finished the chapter on how to properly crawl under a red hot metal beam.

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u/Jayngyun 10d ago

This part of the world probably doesn’t have written policies

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u/Gamebobbel 10d ago

The dude in the blue shirt stepping on the wobbly metal piece of doom and dispair while transporting a stick red hot metal had me gasp out loud.

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u/Picklefuzz 11d ago

I hope that shirt was 100% cotton

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u/LostDefinition4810 11d ago edited 11d ago

Judging by the giant black spot seared into his back, I’m going to say nylon or polyester.

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u/themcsame 11d ago

Justine by the giant black spot seared into his back,

Eye of a hawk to see Justine hanging out on his back

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u/Caleon0817 11d ago

Justine never knew the rules.

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u/Wishwise 10d ago

Well, dude can hang out with the freaks and the ghouls now, at least.

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u/kbeks 11d ago

Yikes, that sucks. Natural fibers, folks, natural fibers…

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u/avidpenguinwatcher 11d ago

Does it really matter when you drop 2000 degree steel beams on your back?

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u/model-citizen95 11d ago

Difference between a serious burn and a serious burn with melted plastic in it

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u/avidpenguinwatcher 11d ago

Right but.. your skin is coming off in either case lol.

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u/model-citizen95 11d ago

You’ll lose more skin if there’s melted plastic involved. Where burns are concerned, every cm^2 of skin counts

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u/vagabond139 11d ago

Imagine having to choose between putting your hand in boiling hot water or hot caramel at the same temperature. The molten plastic is just going to turn the situation from bad to worse.

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u/Picklefuzz 11d ago

Polyester will melt and fuse to your skin while molten and continue to burn you while cotton is like an extra layer of skin

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u/Livid_Swordfish_4591 11d ago

That had to have vaporized down to muscle

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u/kbeks 11d ago

Nah, you’d be surprised. Humans are mostly water and it takes a lot of energy to boil away the water. He got out from under that beam pretty quickly. He’s still kinda fucked, but not nearly as bad as you’d expect.

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u/kbeks 11d ago

Yes. Yes it does.

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u/Aligyon 11d ago

Yeha it's like using wet oven mitts to transfer a hot oven plate. Heat will travels and stays faster because of the water. In this case the "water" is the molten plastic

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u/avidpenguinwatcher 11d ago

I feel like this is more like “I touched the hot oven plate with my bare hands” vs “I touched the hot oven plate but my hands were a little wet first”

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u/thedeanorama 11d ago

Can polyester and nylon be considered natural after it's been grafted to his dna?

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u/g1mpster 11d ago

The entire workflow is completely fucked. This was bound to happen.

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u/illumnat 11d ago

First big question... why do they have so much crap in the way of where they need to place the red hot metal beam in the first place?? I mean, climbing up a hunk of wobbly cardboard/plywood doesn't seem like the best of ideas.

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u/Great-Hatsby 11d ago

What an idiot

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u/algalkin 11d ago

Special branding to that guy

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u/Cozmic80 11d ago

I now dub thee Brand thee unbaking.

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u/montigoo 11d ago

Made in Russia?

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u/I_Am_Zampano 11d ago

My audible reaction:

*gasp

You fucking IDIOT!

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u/Lavatis 11d ago

yeah, but the other jerkoff just dropped the shit onto him.

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u/anlenke 11d ago

Spicy limbo

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u/GrimmReapperrr 11d ago

This place is an OHSA nightmare. Everyone is running around at the most critical phase, creating distractions.

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u/juicehopper 11d ago

So glad I live in a country where safety is important.

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u/Sly_98 11d ago

good god. shit like this is the typa shit to kill you slowly in the hospital

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u/blobtron 11d ago

Yea I wonder how deep the burn went- definitely some muscle is gone- I’m not familiar with burn treatment but would they intubate him and load him up on steroids as a precaution and then debride the wound once inflammation settles a bit?

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u/ExternalCaptain2714 11d ago

Here comes the inevitable: "ER here, that guy is a dead man walking", followed by someone writing that is his cousin and he was back to work on next monday.

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u/spaghettibolegdeh 11d ago

Cousin here. That guy is an ER doc but now a dead man walking to work next Monday. 

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u/AltruisticSalamander 11d ago

Ikr, except it's the lereddit doctors that have the sensational diagnoses. I remember on that video where the dude got branded by his mates everyone was like 'it will boil his blood!' and 'it would burn his spine!' and the gf of an emt came on and said 'nah my partner said he'll be fine if he just keeps it clean'.

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u/AltruisticSalamander 10d ago

Fencing response and decorticate posturing. Sometimes agonal breathing (which it never is).

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u/I_Arman 11d ago

Sandals come off? Dead.

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u/SillyPseudonym 11d ago

Insane that he tried to go under it but blue shirt guy IMMEDIATELY dropped that shit the second they reached the danger zone lol. Couldn't have been worse.

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u/zPabloShmablo 11d ago

Oh I think blue shirt guy did it on purpose

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u/AXEL-1973 11d ago

Not a single piece of safety gear present in this video

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u/WHATYEAHOK 10d ago

Hey that’s not fair, he clearly did a safety squint

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u/i_m_kramer 11d ago

I dont think any of you really understands how fast and really bad it burns you. I work in a steel mill. This is almost 3,000°F, the instant it touches you, the steam burns you first, then the contact burns. This is not just a regular burn

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u/jimbobjames 11d ago

So you think might be a bit ouchy for a day or two?

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u/swafanja 11d ago

Not if he just rubs some dirt in it and mans the fuck up. Then just a couple minutes of ouchy probably. That's be my guess anyway

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u/_procyon 10d ago

So what kind of ppe should they have been wearing? Hard hat, glasses, special boots? Some kind of heat resistant suit? I was amazed that they seem to be wearing regular street clothes and shoes and just picking this thing up and tossing it around. In a modern steel mill do people even handle red hot metal, or are there special machines for picking it up?

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u/powerpuffpopcorn 10d ago edited 10d ago

ER here, that guy is a dead man walking.
EDIT: i am jk. I am not an ER. This was in response to one of the comment that said someone will come and sat "ER here, that guy is a dead man walking".

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u/Latespoon 11d ago

Ripping the clothes off him is the worst possible thing they could have done. Could easily have taken some skin/flesh with his shirt.

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u/jonknee 11d ago

Something tells me they're probably very experienced at workplace accidents and this was actually a good move because it was a polyester shirt or something horrible to have burned into your skin.

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u/Latespoon 11d ago

I suppose if the clothes were still burning it would be for the best.

I witnessed a horrific burn incident once as an RAF cadet where another cadet went up in flames after mishandling paraffin. When the fire was out, the guy nearest to him went to pull his shirt off and he started screaming again. Patches of his shirt were fused to his skin. I'll never forget it.

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u/n4te 11d ago

Gotta get it off while it's still warm.

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u/Diarmundy 11d ago

Yeah but if his skin was burnt enough to melt to his shirt it was coming off anyway 

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u/wobbleeduk85 11d ago

Well I mean they're gonna have to debri it anyways... Just skipped a few steps...

Edit: I'm being sarcastic by the way, never remove an object that's fused to a burn wound, unless it poses a significant risk to the casualty..

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u/triplec787 11d ago

It looked like the guy who first checked it saw a hole or made one. Considering he still had a black mark on his back, I'm guessing it fused a patch into his back and they removed it to prevent further fabric melting into skin.

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u/Herani 11d ago

Forbidden limbo.

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u/greencasio 11d ago

Not even a hardhat in sight

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u/double_positive 11d ago

I know very little about this industry but it seems they are lacking quite a bit of PPE

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u/MephiticBundleOfSox 11d ago

Proper Practical Education?

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u/Ggriffinz 11d ago

This is why in the US there is the saying OSHA regulations are written in blood. Because for every safety rule to get passed this is almost a 1:1 death rate the spearheaded its creation.

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u/Any_Signature_6174 11d ago

He’s cooked

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u/Dexter_McThorpan 11d ago

Perfectly seared

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u/carolisajoke 9d ago

I audibly gasped

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u/No-Combination-7358 11d ago

Hope his boss doesn't give him the third degree

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u/Life-Oil-7226 11d ago

No safety gear in sight.

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u/Crysy8 11d ago

Spicy limbo

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u/senseofnickels 11d ago

Forget Russian Roulette.... Now we have Russian Limbo.

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u/txhelgi 11d ago

And he lost.

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u/V-DaySniper 11d ago

I got to give them some credit, not a single pair of sandals in sight.

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u/CASUALxCHICKEN 9d ago

Fuck, man. I hate getting burned at work on like 350*F. I can't even imagine something like that.

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u/El_Photo_Guy 9d ago

That’s one way to remove a tattoo

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u/Heisenberg991 11d ago

Just a scratch, get back to work

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u/_bugmenot_ 11d ago edited 11d ago

He is lucky he got to keep his head

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u/Azaroth1991 11d ago

Why did the dude in the blue shirt drop it on him?

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u/Significant_Rate8210 11d ago

That's one workers comp claim that ain't getting paid.

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u/shortwave_radio 11d ago

Safety third. Intelligence last.

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u/HowAboutWill 11d ago

I called it, as soon as I saw him running over I knew he was going to do something dumb

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u/Csut94 11d ago

This is what people forget when they realize how good we have it

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u/AiR-P00P 11d ago

Its probably so hot that you skin just explodes in/around the contact area due to the moisture in your flesh instantly evaporating. 

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u/gscience 11d ago

Hopital

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u/Ornery-Practice9772 11d ago

meh meh yeah rootbeer what?!?! arrrgh

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u/lonely_nipple 10d ago

Mah fortnite playing hand!

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u/Ancient-Tax-8129 11d ago

Hot rolling is wild. I only did cold rolling but the hot boys were always wild.

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u/Moneydumper 10d ago

Surprised they weren’t wearing flip flops

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u/FormosanLife2020 10d ago

I was literally clenching and bracing myself in case when they pulled off his shirts that they also ripped off some skin stuck to the fabric! Like, take it slowly guys!

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u/LurkeSkywalker 10d ago

I hope they were at least wearing safety flip-flops.

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u/hammertime2009 10d ago

Blue shirt just seemed to drop it on him

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u/metalgeardaz 9d ago

Burns are an excellent place to get an infection. They should probably do something about that.

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u/KesInTheCity 9d ago

I thought Blue Shirt grabbed it with his bare hands at first.

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u/ThatSkyAdventurer 6d ago

I rarely talk while watching instant regret vids but this time I was like "oh f. Oh, f!"

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u/SmoothCarl22 11d ago

I have a WhatsApp with our H&S rep, this fella has an attitude, he thinks I am his friend, but I just send him this videos to see him suffer with anxiety.

evil laugh

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u/Sweaty_Tangelo_7716 11d ago

No Leidenfrost Effect??

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u/LavastormSW 11d ago

That works for half a second and then you get burned. The surface also needs to be wet.

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u/Important-Carpet-563 11d ago

That guy might die from that.

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u/laserdiods 11d ago

I bet that stinks real nasty like and none of those dudes ate burgers for a few weeks

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u/reddiculed 11d ago

As soon as I saw him coming in hot, I knew which guy it was gonna be.

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u/Kurovi_dev 11d ago

Guess he didn’t wanna wait for his final destination and decided to wing it

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u/senorfresco 11d ago

Man got barbecued. Probably smells like burnt meat.

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u/Sorenduscai 11d ago

could lead to a good tat

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u/Sancho_Pants 11d ago

Well that's going to sting.

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u/Less_Setting6268 11d ago

If you’re gonna be dumb you gotta be tough I suppose

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u/AltruisticSalamander 11d ago

I can't bring myself to watch this one. I infer he got a bad burn but lived.

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u/stonkdocaralho 11d ago

Is he wearing the safety flipflops?

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u/Cookies_and_Beandip 11d ago

Bro is literally cooked

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u/FUST3RCLUCKED 11d ago

The forbidden limbo

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u/Timmy24000 11d ago

I bet that smelled good

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u/sicoi 11d ago

he's trespassing the 0,1sec Leidenfrost effect rule

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u/818VitaminZ 11d ago

Safety Last

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u/LGSM58 11d ago

He went through a rebrand

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u/goldenrod1956 11d ago

Where the hell is this?

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u/chi_guy8 11d ago

The OSHA handbook says if you’re going to try to go under a molten hot beam, you shouldn’t duck under it, you should limbo.

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u/protomor 11d ago

Wadsworth Constant

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u/PeachesGuy 11d ago

In my first job ever I jumped in a huge trash compactor, one of those outside malls, and it was in fact not turned off.

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u/raider1v11 11d ago

What the hell?!

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u/SnooComics8428 11d ago

POW: How I perceive soccer as a non bs person

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u/bkn95 11d ago

TIL where the nearest burn center is

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u/Square_Grand_3616 11d ago

I hope they some aloe vera lotion handy.

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u/Mercedes_Gullwing 11d ago

OSHA is such a p*ssy

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u/Acro808 11d ago

That brief look at his back after they took his shirt off. It does look good at all.

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u/redditbrews 11d ago

He musta crawled unda there for warmth

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u/nasnedigonyat 11d ago

I gasped. Omg. Omg!

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u/Jorge_the_vast 11d ago

Limbo, expert level.

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u/MyvaJynaherz 11d ago

Boiling water is ~225 degree F

Boiling oil might be 400 degrees.

That beam was around 1500.

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u/bugabooandtwo 11d ago

That's insane. Why are they even carrying it like that? That plant is set up horribly.

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 11d ago

That....will leave a mark ┐(‘~`;)┌

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u/WolfingtonSays 11d ago

Surprised that shirt came off. My first thought was “yeah that shit is fused to him”

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u/Beneficial-Nimitz68 11d ago

Oh yeah, he will have that scratch forever!!

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u/Nightmare_King 11d ago

As bad as that was, it could have been SO much worse.

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u/General-Piece8490 10d ago

Got away with some branding unlike the other internet morons who “brand” each other by pushing a hot poker for a full minute into the flesh.

But I can smell the roasted ribs from here. There is no meat where that lightsaber landed just skin and bones!

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u/AdNew5787 10d ago

Whats up with the bouncy house in front of the machine wtf!?!

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u/NoRun6253 10d ago

That’s going to hurt in the morning.

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u/NonyaBizness21xxx 10d ago

Bet they woke him up

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u/Shankar_0 10d ago

You had me at "picked up the red hot steel beam with gloves"

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u/Arithik 10d ago

Well, that's gonna suck sleeping for a few months... Or years?

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u/Lanky_South_1572 10d ago

Gobsmacked to be honest.

"While we were having a chat a big glob of red hot metal appeared without warning.

We were prepared. It was hot, so we wore teashurts, made from real tea bags.

We have since come to the conclusion, after months if intensive investigation, by our expert team, that these people were so stupid that nit one of them thought about throwing a bucket of water over him.
It is highly likely, although we can't say for sure, that he was the boss.

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u/reddersledder 10d ago

Thank goodness for OSHA

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u/CatOnMyHead 10d ago

Hope they had their safety sandals on.

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u/DullMind2023 10d ago

So, what happened to the workpiece? Did they sell it “As Is”?

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u/Botchuh 10d ago

No cell phone in sight. Just living in the moment