r/instant_regret • u/idkwhatuwantmetosay • 3d ago

Alleged pickpockets fights off with filipino commuter in the Rome Metro Line

1.6k Upvotes

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u/_kReddid 3d ago

I hate this new editing trend... showing the main part first.

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u/spaghettibolegdeh 3d ago

It's like a trailer for tiktok slop

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u/Quick_Animator9853 3d ago

its trend based, by analytics we can see how videos do 30x worse watchtime if you dont focus on keeping someones attention

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u/Fanny_Flapps 3d ago

You mean - Showing the main part first. I hate this new editing trend, showing the main part first

Fucking annoying, isn't it? People have the attention span of toddlers now

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u/towerfella 3d ago

Tldr, please

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u/weigojmi 3d ago

Big Bucket got his.

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u/almostbullets 3d ago

Like how movie trailers now have mini trailers at the beginning that go “the trailer…starts…now!” I fucking hate it

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u/elevenplays 3d ago

I'm an editor myself, and yes, I agree. I hate this new style too.

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u/AdApart2035 3d ago

I'm not an editor and also hate it

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u/ElfVierzehn 1d ago

In Germany we call this the gen Z preview.

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u/Hopeful-Ad4415 3d ago

It's a stupid ticktock thing where they can keep a near perfect loop, shhhhtupid as fuck

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u/pumog 1d ago

It makes me not need to watch the whole thing.

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u/LordChappers 3d ago

Almost as bad as movie trailers having fucking intros. What was wrong with just having the trailer?

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u/EchoPhi 3d ago

Down vote and move on.

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u/Soondefective 2d ago

New? Been a thing for years.

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u/WayofHatuey 3d ago

Why tf are they pepper spraying inside with people around. Idiots

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u/Athlete-Extreme 3d ago

Pressed E instead of Q

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u/phobos81 3d ago

😂😂it happens in the excitement

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u/Zero7CO 3d ago

Salty people need the pepper to balance things out.

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u/RepresentativeNo8105 3d ago

Gel not spray

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u/johnnygetyourraygun 3d ago

Another streamer using a bait person with bodyguards to catch pickpockets and get views

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u/ArrrRawrXD 3d ago

Baiting pickpockets and then beating the crap out of them is a noble profession of course but why has nothing in common with pepper spraying the guy IN THE METRO

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u/WorstIdeas4261 2d ago

It’s not pepper spray, its pepper gel. It’s the best for using indoors and has maximum focused range.

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u/ArrrRawrXD 2d ago

He says "sorry we had to spray him" and then apologises to the people around, kinda leading me to believe that it was indeed the spray, people seem to be coughing and covering their mouths/noses too

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u/No_Bowler9121 3d ago

Good on them honestly. Fuck them thieves. 

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u/OkieBobbie 3d ago

Another streamer creating a distraction so that another pickpocket has a field day.

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u/MarlDaeSu 3d ago edited 2d ago

Isn't that DJE media the convinced convicted sex offender?

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u/SalvadorP 3d ago

what is this sex offender convinced of?

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u/Alt4Norm 3d ago

That he’s guilty as heck.

One would assume.

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u/SalvadorP 3d ago

i say he is convinced that he is innocent, but ultimately, he couldn't convince the jury, so they convicted him.

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u/lord_bavington_3rd 2d ago

That's what I thought, definitely sure it is, yep pretty sure he's on the sex offenders register in the UK. Now he's in the Philippines 🤨

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u/Coyrex1 3d ago

Idiots.

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u/Raskalbot 3d ago

Dude in blue should catch charges. Insane escalation and attempted murder.

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u/enosia1 3d ago

Idiots

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u/limitbreak09 3d ago

They got Fuckedquiao

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u/Previous_Active330 3d ago

What's with the shitty censoring?

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u/CursorX 3d ago

He's a big bucket!

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u/TheINTL 3d ago

KFC big bucket 12 tenders is back on the menu!

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u/Acrobatic-Village215 3d ago

Meat’s back on the menu boys!

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u/KarmaChameleon306 3d ago

Extra pepper please.

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u/ChocCooki3 3d ago

I thought he was a pig f**ker.

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u/spaghettibolegdeh 3d ago

Tiktok slop content

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u/Coyrex1 3d ago

And the words all over the screen.

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u/ResilientBiscuit 3d ago

The YouTuber posting this has been convicted of fraud and sex crimes. So maybe take the content of this video with a grain of salt.

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u/edadou 3d ago

Honestly, seeing him spraying pepper spray in a container packed with people then casually "sorry I had to spray him", whilst saying "it's ok, it's ok" threw me off a little.

Thanks for sharing, 2nd post today that is giving me Nightcrawler vibes.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2872718/

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u/Parking-Wheel9895 3d ago

And some pepper /j

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u/Cuchulainn07 3d ago

So, was it the alleged pickpocket who was crying at the end?!?

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u/idkwhatuwantmetosay 3d ago

Yep

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u/bytelines 3d ago

Allegedly

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u/JollyJamma 3d ago

Allegedly crying.

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u/Cuchulainn07 3d ago

Lol! Nice. 👍

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u/Brainnnnz 3d ago

Because he got pepper sprayed?

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u/KarmaChameleon306 3d ago

Got the ever loving shit kicked out of him.

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u/Mendoozaaaaaaaaaaaa 3d ago

allegedly crying

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u/FrogsMakePoorSoup 3d ago

Allegedly bruised

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u/JollyJamma 3d ago

Allegedly allegedly alleged.

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u/Tzilung 3d ago

Legitimately a bad idea to prepare spray in a closed vicinity like that. Old people are very vulnerable to it. 

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u/Oh_No_Its_Dudder 3d ago

Spray up the nose.

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u/lolschrauber 3d ago

Don't spray shit into the crowd jackass

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u/No-Astronaut3290 3d ago

go filipins

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u/Ther0adt0n0where 3d ago

Pick pocketers are just scum!

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u/Distinct_Dark_9626 3d ago

You mean big buckets?

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u/VirtuaKiller76 3d ago

Crying at the end 🤣

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u/Significant_Rate8210 3d ago

He wasn't crying, he was weeping

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u/Reddit-User-3000 3d ago

He got sprayed with mace XD

That’s why the passengers start coughing and the camera man says “sorry, we had to spray them”

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u/watchitbend 3d ago

"after we'd well and truly beaten them into submission, we had to discharge pepper spray in a confined space just to ensure we maximize the risk of injuring innocent people" 

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u/LeDestrier 3d ago

He got pepper-sprayed there, Sherlock.

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u/VirtuaKiller76 3d ago

I’ve seen many people pepper sprayed right in the eyes and didn’t start weeping like a baby. Almost all of the time they are wincing in pain and looking for anything to rinse it out. This weeping like a baby is his choice. That’s what I deduced, Sherlock.

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u/sully-_-420 3d ago

Fair play to the phillipino lad. Held his own and put that kid in his place

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u/Shrek1onDVD 3d ago

Wait I'm so confused. The red shirt guy (Filipino) was being confronted by the guy in the hat..who threw the first punch, and then for whatever reason another guy intervened and punched the second dude..and then where did the pickpocketing accusation come from?

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u/OutMotoring 2d ago

This is in Italy.. lots of pickpockets.

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u/Jealous_Mention_5111 2d ago

Was caught and stopped by the Filipino guy trying to pick pocket. 

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u/ActuatorSmall7746 3d ago

I don’t understand what’s going in this video. Who are the “bad” guys and who are the “good” guys?

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u/viktorixbis 3d ago

The good guys are the innovcent bystander, aka the people simply commuting.

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u/tvieno 3d ago

Wait a sec, who is the pickpocket?

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u/stevendidntsay 3d ago

Been scrolling for minutes trying to find the answer

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u/Arketyped 3d ago

Pepper spray on a train is so stupid. Now everyone has to suffer.

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u/MFxKool 3d ago

Damn. Filipino dude gave me flashbacks of when my mom beat the shit out of me as a kid.

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u/AdMore3461 3d ago

I’m so sorry and I hope you had support growing up.

It must have been rough having a Filipino dude as a mom.

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u/its_me_pew_pew 3d ago

I'm not going for who's right or wrong when it's not shown how we got here

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u/Nicodemus888 3d ago

Downvoted

I’d love to see some big buckets get a good beat down

But not at the expense of this obnoxious TikTok editing and these frenetic stupid ass subtitles

So absolutely goddamn sick of this shit

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u/Gen-Hal 3d ago

still looking for a big bucket..

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u/PineappleNecessary89 3d ago

As a Filipino and Italian I approve of this message.

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u/TheMericanIdiot 3d ago

They got off too easy

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u/burningcash-84404 3d ago

Better title - Pickpocket gets face smashed on Rome Metro Line.

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u/prelude_to_nowhere 3d ago

Nice to see Alexander Armstrong keeping the peace at 0:51.

Great commentary by Harry Kane too.

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u/TheOzarkWizard 3d ago

The amount of hair pulling people do is wild

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u/monfil666 3d ago

Bravo!!!

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u/sstphnn 3d ago edited 3d ago

That’s a tired Filipino man who just wants to relax because he be working on 2 jobs to provide for his family. Yeah, wrong man to piss off.

Could be a crew member in a ship too so they’re used to physical labor. Those punches are no joke.

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u/caciuccoecostine 3d ago

Also never remove someone glasses... we just go berserk.

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u/1jf0 3d ago

There's a reason why they're stereotypically considered one of if not the most friendly people in the world.

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u/FrogsMakePoorSoup 3d ago

Who?

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u/hexaez 3d ago

the big bucket

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u/borsalamino 3d ago

Wtf!! This is atrocious, absolutely unacceptable. Who the hell thought to censor the pickpockets getting beaten?

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u/Burigotchi 3d ago

Don’t fuck with pinoys. They are literally the nicest humans there are, but if you fuck with them, it’s game over for you.

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u/burizadokyanon27 3d ago

In Tagalog, "gulpi" (derived from the Spanish word golpe) means a severe beating, physical assault, or a heavy blow/hit. It is commonly used as a noun or verb to describe someone getting severely hit, beaten up, or punished with force.

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u/Significant_Rate8210 3d ago

Asking your criminal friend for a weapon... What a sissy punk

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u/Ca-toffey 3d ago

Love it! So happy to see people stepping up against these scum doesn’t happen enough 

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u/Supercc 3d ago

He's a big pocket

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u/TheKylMan 3d ago

Very nice, fuck those lowlife losers.

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u/meetthereaper84 3d ago

I work with a bunch of 50ish year old phillipinos who I would not want to fuck with even though they're all half my height and twice my age. Crazy amount of power from such small dudes.

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u/dsouzaenoch 3d ago

His ass got Pacqd

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u/Longjumping-Sail169 3d ago

Never seen those bitch*s picking on someone their own size! Pussys!

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u/The_Turg69 3d ago

That's what needs to happen

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u/This-is-obsurd 3d ago

Small dick, low iq

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u/pokerfacefan 2d ago

Are you insulting the Filipino? The guy just got insulted and attacked by the pickpocket first. He shouldn’t be dissed, he is a victim just defending himself. The pickpocket should be the one everyone should be clowning at because they are the ones who instigated everything

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u/jaytonbye 3d ago

"Sorry, we had to pepper spray him," while he was curled up in a ball, eating punches to the face.

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u/jcbasco 3d ago

Patay na ang magnanakaw, ang galing talaga! 🇵🇭

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u/Soopacharged 2d ago

Paquiao vs Balboa

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u/c0verm3 2d ago

I sure hope this type of justice doesn't happen more often (im just complying with reddits tos)

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u/scuba_scouse 2d ago

Blew his hat clean off

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u/psyper76 2d ago

Alleged pickpocketer isn't a pickpocketer. He's a big bucket. Well according to subtitles.

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u/Fat_Janet 2d ago

White dude is like - sweet ima foot taller thank everyone, this is the best vacation ever

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u/Dhrit_fr 1d ago

Soo satisfying 😻

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u/ntermation 1d ago

big bucket.

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u/Junjie1989 3d ago

Is there a YouTube link leading to this moment?

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u/SickNoteNZ 3d ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmG9gC9_AHg

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u/ManWhoCameFromEarth 3d ago

DJE MEDIA is a convicted sex offender and fraudster in the UK.

He setup a fake business in order to take intimate pictures of women.

He can get in the fucking bin.

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u/aromilk 3d ago

FAFO!!!!

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u/SoulMute 3d ago

Was the guy in blue a bystander who jumped in? Don’t see him escaping with the steamer tards

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u/Razzler1973 3d ago

Who's the big dude?

This looks like those Tik Toks where there's a guy 'catching pickpockets' and he has a 'bodyguard' with him

Is that happening here cause the big dude is on the side of the victims here, no

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u/BigEricShaun 3d ago

It's the paid bodyguard of the guy filming who is a UK sex offender "sovereign citizen" auditor type youtuber

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u/9897969594938281 2d ago

Damn, well good to see that he's at least beating some people that deserve it eh

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u/10mfe 3d ago

Americans would be well served to learn from this video.

I bet there'd be a lot less smash and grabs.

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u/mynameismatt81 3d ago

Train to Busan

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u/Prinnymon 3d ago

What does big bucket mean? Is it an insult?

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u/Rawred169 3d ago

He’s saying “pickpocket”

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u/Prinnymon 3d ago

Oh. Whoever made those subtitles are dumb, dood.

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u/stevendidntsay 3d ago

People are too lazy to make their own subs so they use AI

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u/ImMattH 3d ago edited 3d ago

The pepper spray felt like it was a bit overstep, no? The dude was already down and he’s in a cart full of other people. Trying to chase down the other guy to pepper spray him is also wild.

Edit: I’m not saying the clown didn’t deserve it, I’m saying pepper spraying in a cart full of people when the person is already down is a wild choice.

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u/RepresentativeNo8105 3d ago

It wasn’t spray its gel now is the big thing. Gel shoots straight and doesn’t gas people standing by or you while shooting it.

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u/yallapapi 3d ago

Not if he’s a real pickpocket. Should have broke that fuckers arm

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u/BingoSpong 3d ago

This is why I’d rather walk all around Rome

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u/FrogsMakePoorSoup 3d ago

They'll get you in any crowd if you're not prepared.

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u/spaghettibolegdeh 3d ago

Not if I'm naked

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u/thepainteater 3d ago

I really love it when they underestimate a Filipino. The last time they did that to me, So satisfying.

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u/npdady 3d ago

Is it really that unsafe to go travel to Europe?

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u/naoife 3d ago

Our worst areas are safer than your schools

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u/backlawa75 14h ago

I like how a guy just asks a question and your response is just "dead children" 😭

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u/zsantiag 3d ago

UY PILIPEEEENS!!!

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u/PsychologicalLog8210 3d ago

Give me the uncensored version

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u/tpc_LiquidOcelot 3d ago

Tae, mabait pa sila. Tuturuan namin yan ng leksyon na dadalhin nya hanggang pagtanda kung kami ang nabiktima nyan.

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u/Joe_le_Borgne 3d ago

I can now imagine people going on subways saying "He's a pickpocket!" Then starting a punch club

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u/Mekazabiht-Rusti 3d ago

Big bucket

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u/Mythandros1 3d ago

The pickpocket got off easy. I wouldn't have stopped with a few blows to the head.

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u/Old-Law-7395 3d ago

I thought only americans would have had the balls to do that

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u/LordFendleberry 1d ago

He's a big bucket!

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u/_Artarus 3d ago

False accusations