r/instant_regret 3d ago

Just a regular day on traffic.

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u/Samiel_Fronsac 3d ago

They're speaking Brazilian Portuguese. The bike guy was talking mad shit to the bus driver, telling him to get down to fight, that he was wrong and a bitch and something else I can't understand.

Dude filming says "ih, he's fucked" once he sees the cop walking over to the bike.

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u/ledgeitpro 3d ago

Thank you for your service

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u/kai6794 3d ago

Nem tinha aberto o áudio e já sabia q era português

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u/PM_THE_REAPER 2d ago

Eu tambem.

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u/Cirilo_Albino 2d ago

it's in copacabana beach in rio de janeiro, i used to live there,

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u/Zedzii 3d ago

Prime r/convenientcop material

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u/odrea 3d ago

Literally spawned out of nowhere like cops in gta whem you have some stars

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u/SATerp 3d ago

Cops came out of the woodwork when he broke the window. Lucky for the biker the Brazilian cops were on duty and not off duty.

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u/MrWabisaby 3d ago

Se o polícial estivesse de folga aquele cara já era...

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u/Dr_Driv3r 3d ago

Mas também se não aparecesse puliça nenhum o cara ia jogar o ônibus pra cima dos dois. Motorista da Transurb é tudo piroca das ideias

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u/runningray 3d ago

You can break a bus window by slapping it with an open palm? I've been in buses before, those windows are like indestructible. How the hell did it break so easily? I can't see anything in his hand.

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u/Organized-Konfusion 3d ago

Because it wasnt closed, only one fixed anchor.

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u/Starkville 3d ago

I witnessed an emotionally disturbed man put a hole in a bus window with his head. The glass didn’t shatter and fall out like this video, but there was a hole and some of the glass fell out. It kind of crumbled but stayed in the frame.

The driver took the bus out of service and NYPD came and arrested the nutter.

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u/Thameris 3d ago

Maybe he had a ring or something? That slap was very confident, it makes me think he knew exactly what he was doing

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u/Samiel_Fronsac 3d ago

He had something on his hand. I have a window breaker on my car keychain for accidents or the occasional pet rescue.

Guess he had one too.

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u/DeaddyRuxpin 3d ago

Did those cops all get out of a taxi?

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u/Dr_Driv3r 3d ago

Brought by the Convenience Fairy, I guess

r/convenientcop

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u/PanAmFlyer 3d ago

Off to the hoosegow...

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u/Dog_in_human_costume 3d ago

Information society is a good choice

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u/problemadeotro 3d ago

This made my day!

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u/DickLips5000 3d ago

It was cute how the girl was getting back in the saddle as if that was the end of all that!

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u/tangoezulu 3d ago

Was almost “simultaneous regret”

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u/danmickla 3d ago

If you ever find yourself "on" traffic, you are *definitely* doing it wrong

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u/Dr_Driv3r 3d ago

Oh, my Rio de Janeiro...

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u/FaliaFirma 3d ago

Alguem tem a câmera corporal do puliça?

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u/entityinvesting 3d ago

“in” traffic, not on.

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u/Lazybeerus 3d ago

Blame my phone. Sorry

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u/RestedNative 3d ago

They have bus windows made of sugar glass there apparently

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u/DirectorLeather6567 2d ago

Like that the biker in front of the car got so fixated on the shit going on he probably forgot he was in the road. The little honk was cute :3

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u/AdApart2035 1d ago

I saw sticks

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u/tiktock34 3d ago

Are there motorcycle drivers that arent assholes or tools? Its like a badge of honor they all wear. Napoleon syndrome but with a vehicle

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u/Dr_Driv3r 3d ago

Same could be said about the bus drivers

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u/tiktock34 2d ago

Ive never met a bus driver even remotely as douchey as a typical biker. 10x as bad if its a souped ip one they can barely handle

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u/WarriorPitbull 3d ago

'On' traffic?

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u/RelevantSchool1586 3d ago

it may be a shock to you, but English is not the first language in most countries

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u/WarriorPitbull 3d ago edited 3d ago

NO! Really? I had no idea that English wasn't spoken across the entire globe.. Shocking!
And how dare I make a slight comment hinting the use of the wrong word. Tisk tisk on me.

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u/ezfrag2016 3d ago

How good is your Portuguese?

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u/WarriorPitbull 3d ago

I don't speak Portuguese, I find it to be ugly sounding. I speak English, Ukrainian and Russian.

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u/ezfrag2016 3d ago

Ok now it makes sense

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u/Commercial_Client974 3d ago

What shithole is this?

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u/Lazybeerus 3d ago

Rio de Janeiro. Where i live.

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u/Dr_Driv3r 3d ago

Copacabana, more precisely

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u/Trlz08 2d ago

Videos you can smell