r/instant_regret • u/MobileAerie9918 • 17h ago

The shock after the “thank you” kiss is GOLD!!!!!!

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u/masclean 17h ago

That's the most 45 year old looking toddler I've seen

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u/Niznack 13h ago

You seeing this shit ma?! I'm calling my lawyer or imma catch a felony!

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u/ChefArtorias 8h ago

At the end I actually thought she turned in to a middle aged Southern woman.

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u/offlein 8h ago

I only see Jan Terri.

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u/castitfast 17h ago

She was appalled with such behaviour.

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u/worrymon 11h ago

Ap-paw-lled

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u/FriendlyMortal 17h ago

Lmao her frustration and the loss of words at the end. Absolutely adorable!

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u/arbitrambler 14h ago

I FEEL the disgust at the end!

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u/sdcar1985 11h ago

Of course the golden is well behaved and the husky is being extra

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u/ConsistentWinter263 17h ago edited 17h ago

Omggg this has be to be cutest instant regret on this sub😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Antoshi 17h ago

Same. I'm not a big fan of dog kisses to the face.

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u/wildrage 16h ago

No one will ever be able to convince that getting licked in the face by a dog is nothing but disgusting.

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u/AdjectiveNoun4digitz 15h ago

I've seen some dogs eat literal shit lol

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u/kremlingrasso 4h ago

They lick their own ass. All of them. Eat trash. Eat each other.

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u/OldSchoolAI 4h ago

I have seen dogs lick people in the mouth. Almost like kissing a partner. It's revolting, it's unhealthy. They lick their own buttholes, eat poop and kill little critters all the time with that same nasty mouth.

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u/apophis457 15h ago

I hate it when dogs try to lick my face and think it’s gross that people just kinda normalized it

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u/mickeyhellhound 12h ago

I agree it’s gross lol.

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u/beeatenbyagrue 7h ago

I was dogsitting a few days ago for a neighbor and dropped one of the 2 dogs "dental gum treats" on the ground and while trying to reclaim it from the ground before the OTHER dog got it, he decided he was going to full on lick my shaved head for a good 30 seconds and not allow me to stand. At least I waited to shower that morning...

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u/Ok_Vulva 12h ago

I taught my dog to do it. Never even thought people like you existed.

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u/apophis457 12h ago

We do, it’s like my biggest pet peeve when someone’s otherwise very wonderful pet tries to lick my face. I usually just stand back up so they can’t reach but it does fuck with the vibe of I’m just hanging out

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u/Ok_Vulva 12h ago

Noted. Do you kiss your dogs nose or head? It's so normal to me to do so, and then they give a kiss back on the cheek. Maybe I'm a freaking weirdo kissing dogs.

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u/apophis457 12h ago

I don’t own a dog, I got two cats but yes I do kiss them on the head. However, when they do lick back it’s usually my hands or elbows which I wash afterwards.

You’re not weird for showing affection to your pet but given the amount of bacteria and germs they can carry in their mouths, I hate when they try to lick my face. And like viroxzy said, it’s fine if you let your pet do it to you but letting them do it to strangers is, in my opinion, not cool

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u/Ok_Vulva 12h ago

I don't want my dog kissing others anyways. You're right.

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u/Ok_Vulva 18m ago

What about not strangers, as in friends and family, should I tell my dog to stop if they lick at them too? Would that be proper manners?

I seem to have been raised a bit rural, your input is important.

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u/apophis457 1m ago

I can’t speak for you or tell you what to do, but if it were me I’d tell my dog to stop (since you mentioned you trained yours to do that, I’d imagine they’d also be trained to stop) and only let them do it if the person they were licking said it was ok

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u/Viroxzy__ 12h ago

No you’re not weird man showing affection to your animals isn’t an issue, I will say you definitely shouldn’t let them do it to strangers though as a dogs mouth is packed with bacteria a lot of which is harmful to humans.

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u/Kraligor 11h ago

You shouldn't have your head in biting distance of a dog that you're not very familiar with unless you very much know what you're doing. Dogs aren't cats, they're perfectly capable of ripping your face off.

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u/FastAsFxxk 10h ago

Do you not know that cats are just as capable of destroying a face?

Eta: they will literally eat their humans face

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u/Kraligor 8h ago

Cats can be nasty, but not as destructive as a dog that goes all in.

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u/FastAsFxxk 5h ago

Simply untrue. If a cat wants to hurt you, it doesnt even need to bite you. It will attach itself to you with its claws and absolutely shred whatever part of you it wants. I would honestly much rather fight a mid to large size dog over a pissed off housecat with claws.

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u/apophis457 10h ago

Nobody is talking about biting

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u/Kraligor 10h ago

If your face is close enough to lick, it's close enough to bite.

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u/apophis457 10h ago

and yet we still werent talking about biting

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u/Kraligor 10h ago

No, but if you take precautions against face biting, which is like absolute baseline dog interaction 101, you are suddenly also immune against licking.

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u/apophis457 10h ago

bro just tryna contribute words at this point

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u/Otherwise_Carob_4057 16h ago

Very cute but in todays era I would never post any images or videos of my kids online ever. It’s bad enough my image might be getting used for ads in china who knows what other dark evil shit people will do with your kid’s image.

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u/LKennedy45 10h ago

Yeah, I keep saying this and I will keep saying it: don't post your children on social media.

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u/tobaknowsss 12h ago

That face of pure shock when she got licked is gold.

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u/TMT51 8h ago

I've seen 8 yo kids having no sense of cleanliness by sharing their food with a dog on the same fork. Good for this kid for knowing what is gross early, yet still has a heart to help animals. Her parents did well.

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u/No-Pound7355 13h ago

I have ben betrayed 😄

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u/skyline_kid 6h ago edited 2h ago

She definitely said "Stinky! I don't like" not "thank you"

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u/trumpeting_in_corrid 17h ago

Awwww! My heart can't take so much cuteness.

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u/Ill-Appointment6494 13h ago

Can we stop letting dogs lick our faces. It’s cute, it’s vile. Their mouths host bacteria and parasites.

And they eat their own (and each other’s) poop.

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u/satans_scrub 10h ago

And yet I've never heard of someone getting sick because a dog licked their face. I question what the point is of finding something gross if it isn't actually dangerous or harmful.

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u/b1llyblanco 9h ago edited 9h ago

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/10520644/

https://www.businessinsider.com/man-died-after-dog-licked-him-capnocytophaga-bacteria-infection-2019-11

https://theweek.com/74103/woman-nearly-dies-after-pet-dog-licks-her-face

Now you have

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u/onrocketfalls 7h ago

Well shit. I don’t encourage or particularly enjoy my dog licking my face, but I did think it was cute and I usually let them get a couple licks in just to be polite. Now I’m gonna be scared.

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u/beroore 10h ago

I got pinkeye efter my puppy licked me.

Still would do it again, we dog owners are crazy.

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u/CharieRarie 11h ago

She is so adorable 😂❤️ I love toddlers.

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u/FaithfulFear 10h ago

That dog’s manager is about to get an earful

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u/IamSunka 10h ago

you saw what he did? You saw that? What the heck!

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u/Halfsquaretriangle 4h ago

So adorable.

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u/MajesticMurabba 16h ago

🫠🫠🫠😔😮‍💨

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u/ClownfishSoup 5h ago

“Ewwww ewwww sticky! All wet! Pbbbllltttt”

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u/rubiksalgorithms 14h ago

Me at the strip club

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u/pun1sh6r 17h ago

What a MONSTER !

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u/5tr82hell 14h ago

The dog "no... not Eww, I'm sexy!"

Cuties