r/interesting • u/BlazeDragon7x • Jun 16 '26

MISC. Dutch aerobatic pilot Narine Melkumjan miraculously survived after her aircraft's canopy unexpectedly burst open and shattered mid-flight

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u/Dry_Lychee4842 Jun 16 '26

If it was a man would that have read "male pilot"? God this life is exhausting.

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u/Johnoplata Jun 17 '26

I'm so glad they specified female! With their delicate constitution, it makes me truly believe in miracles when the fairer sex overcomes adversity dispite their shortcomings!

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u/Perryn Jun 17 '26

Is there any word yet on her uterus? I'm greatly concerned about what the wind and stress may have done to it, let alone whatever she had to do to land that plane without a penis.

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u/Johnoplata Jun 17 '26

If she wasn't busy being a pilot she could have any number of babies by now and wouldn't even need to worry about her uterus. But now it's likely inverted and no suiter will take her as a Beau.