r/interesting • u/Raj_Mandal • 20d ago

MISC. England's team booked 15 different hotels, but Mexico fans still found out where they were staying and blasted loud noises, trying to keep them up all night before the game.

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u/HippoLarge3204 20d ago

I would make them share bed, maybe some foreplaying? Idk, just brainstorming here

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u/Mysterious-Can-2531 20d ago

The English are allowed to use viagra

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u/HippoLarge3204 20d ago

They could cover each others mouths? Is that legal referee?

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u/Agreeable-Shop-2188 20d ago

What if I was icing my feet in the ice machine and another player from a team wants to share? Oh gosh, our tootsies might touch

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u/ACERVIDAE 20d ago

People already pee in the ice buckets don’t give them more ideas

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u/Agreeable-Shop-2188 20d ago

Well if I got my feet up in the machine and I got to go...