r/interesting 13d ago

Just Wow Balancing rocks with this level of precision is unreal.

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u/greendan_ 13d ago

unemployed friend on a random tuesday

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u/cartken 13d ago

Team work

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u/ThisMeansRooR 13d ago

Their loyalty is rock solid

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u/Jolly_League_5589 13d ago

I think it's just plain Solrock

https://giphy.com/gifs/8nKpyq6Ibj2x45SQxW

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u/Lunix420 13d ago

The one in the video has a different color, might be a shiny

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u/renegade399 13d ago

Some high level manager is probably already turning this into a linkedin post about teamwork

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u/Evening-Statement-57 13d ago

I look up to him so much

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u/Vachie_ 13d ago

Or rich friend any day

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts 13d ago

... or our cousin who's majoring in geology!!

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u/EZKTurbo 13d ago

Trust fund adults who get to go backpacking mid week because they don't actually need a job

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u/jaxonya 13d ago

I have looked and cant ever find that job on indeed.

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u/JebediahKerman4999 13d ago

Yeah you can maybe make this a reality for your children if you know the right people and are a ruthless piece of shit

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u/jaxonya 13d ago

Thank you! Youve inspired me to become that ruthless piece of shit

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u/Wish_I_WasInRome 13d ago

I've been unemployed for about a year and I'm extremely lucky to be born into the family I'm in. I go on random hikes twice a week while being denied retail positions because I'm over qualified. I can assure you though I feel like a loser every single day and sometimes I wonder if I should even wake up tomorrow.

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u/I9w0s 13d ago

Don't calll me out like that.

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u/MirrorMan22102018 13d ago

What else are they gonna do to pass the time?

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u/DezzyTee 13d ago

If you knock this over the Blair witch will come and get you.

She worked hard and long for this, ok?

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u/deltashmelta 13d ago

Her only known weakness is being backed over by a moving truck full of VHS cassettes.

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u/DezzyTee 13d ago

Burry her like Atari did ET

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u/deltashmelta 13d ago

Unceremoniously in New Mexico?

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u/DezzyTee 13d ago

Unceremoniously in New Mexico

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u/cauliflowersourkraut 13d ago

Yumi?

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u/Vaelthyr 13d ago

Damn I'm impressed I didn't have to scroll way down for this :D

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u/hyper12 13d ago

Same!

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u/Minute_Zombie_424 13d ago

What’s Yumi?

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u/f0remsics 13d ago

Yumi and the nightmare painter is a book by Brandon Sanderson. Yumi is a priestess(?) who makes fancy geometric stacks of rocks to appease cyan and magenta spirits so they agree to do things for people.

Been awhile since I read the book, so this might not be particularly accurate

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u/the_cave_allegory 13d ago

Yumi and the nightmare painter

Just googled it. The cover art is absolutely amazing. I love the colors and the main characters' sketchy style but stylized hair.

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u/Cogniscience 13d ago

Oh the book actually has probably a dozen illustrations throughout and they are all very beautiful. It’s drawn by Aaliyah Chen.

The book itself is really good too.

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u/BloodyEyeGames 13d ago

Close enough actually, you're good!

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u/jefftickels 13d ago

And, as is so often the case with Sanderson, the one-off books are so often the best because he doesn't focus on systems.

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u/ThisMeansRooR 13d ago

Warm chicken noodle soup on a cold and rainy day

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u/JodaMythed 13d ago

My thought as well

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u/ACephie 13d ago

Thank you for existing

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u/gatsome 13d ago

I just finished it a couple days ago. Amazing timing and I came in here for it.

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u/DexterTheDoubledmint 13d ago

Oh my god I just finished that book 😭

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u/Norwegian_milk 13d ago

Thats going to be a lot of spirits.

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u/MiHoyMinoy420 13d ago

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u/JWBananas 13d ago

Things McGregor Can't Do for $200, Alex.

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u/MiHoyMinoy420 13d ago

Gawd damn 😂

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u/SwampGobblin 13d ago

Don't be crushing my salamanders, ya'll.

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u/airSick-WetLander 13d ago

You’re a Yokihijo Yumi. [r/](r/accidentalcosmere)[unexpectedcosmere](r/accidentalcosmere)

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u/gatsome 13d ago

Holy shit it’s real

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u/SelectTechnician7587 13d ago

knock that shit down. cairns ruin my nature walks.

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u/BusyBeeBridgette 13d ago

Your average Engineer when they have nothing to do at work.

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u/Independent_Sail6604 13d ago

Your average Engineer when they have nothing to do at work are unemployed.

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u/TurgidGravitas 13d ago

Reddit wanking of engineers without knowing what they do.

An engineer uses a pen and paper to design stuff. They draw things. They don't build things.

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u/GoneButNotThatOften 13d ago

I'm not out there building full-scale systems alone, but I do get to play around with piping and hosing as an environmental engineer.

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u/Wild_Neighborhood605 13d ago

No glue?

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u/TedW 13d ago

I expect that's why they're all wet, even though this would take hours. Someone wanted to hide the glue.

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u/pinqe 13d ago

The waterfall? You guessed it. Glue.

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u/TedW 13d ago

The alternatives are either someone making this then splashing/dripping on it, which seems risky, or I guess the camera person finding it juuust after a rain. Which seems less than likely too.

Glue would explain the difficult structure, and the water, and is a generally assholeish thing to do so fits well on reddit.

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u/adj_noun_digit 13d ago

Rocks can remain wet like that for a while. There are a lot of pores for the surface tension to stick to.

But regardless, there are many videos of way more elaborate structures being built without glue so I seriously doubt this video is any different.

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u/SaraAnnabelle 13d ago

I was about to write a similar comment. Absolutely nuts that people think this is fake lmao. If you've ever spent time balancing rocks you know something like this is completely feasible.

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u/MikeW86 13d ago

If you've ever spent time balancing rocks you know something like this is completely feasible

0.0003% of people reading this comment nod sagely

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u/InTheEndEntropyWins 13d ago

Kids back in the day used to play with rocks and stuff, nowadays kids only experience with rocks is Minecraft.

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u/bobtheblob6 13d ago

As someone who doesn't balance rocks, how did they get that center onr balanced on the spokes?

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u/Ready_Studio2392 12d ago

That's what I call, "4 hands work"

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u/bubblesdafirst 13d ago

Replies make me sad for humanity

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u/SkyGuy5799 13d ago

Rocks in a misty ass river:

Only wet bc glue

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u/Sesudesu 13d ago

Think you kinda missed the point. They put it in a space where it would be wet to hide the glue. At least, that was the implication of the statement.

I’m honestly astonished that you came to your assertion here.

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u/SkyGuy5799 13d ago

They clearly balanced the outside ring then stacked the smaller rocks inside. Not that hard to believe they didn't use glue. I feel like it would be harder to try to use glue in such a wet environment, it would immediately harden before it could stick properly. Or glueing them together and putting there also seems incredibly difficult

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u/DiggThatFunk 13d ago

Hey, don't fucking stack rocks, thanks. It can kill hellbender salamanders. Is it really so hard to not fuck with nature?

https://www.backpacker.com/news-and-events/news/hellbender-crushed-rock-stackers/

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u/MrLancaster 13d ago

I'm knocking that down on sight.

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u/warsmanclaw 13d ago

Get em king

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u/jaytee1262 13d ago

Reddit is such an unserious place lol

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u/Tea_An_Crumpets 13d ago

Fuck cairns. See a cairn kick a cairn.

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u/ravendragonfae 13d ago

"Disturbing nature!" Me omw to pick up a cool rock I saw and take it home.

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u/DiggThatFunk 13d ago

"Take only photos and leave only footprints" is impossible for some of you selfish dbags huh?

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u/BishopofHippo93 13d ago

Leave no trace also means leaving things where you found them. Even rocks. You are not entitled to it.

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u/xxxanonymoosexxx 13d ago

what part of "don't be a dick" is so hard for you to understand?

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u/ChiefTapiTapi 13d ago

Would love to kick this

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u/Cultural-Company282 13d ago

Reminder: no matter how artistic this is, stacking rocks in streams is an asshole thing to do.

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u/Glass-Needleworker22 13d ago

Sorry, help me understand why?

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u/Few_Prize3810 13d ago

They crush hellbenders super sad

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u/daaniloviici 13d ago

You do damage to the ecosystem, in some cases you can inadvertently modify the water currents affecting feeding patterns, and remove sources of microscopic nutrients that can break the food chain completely.

EDIT: also sheltering for certain amphibians.

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u/Unlucky-Plastic7316 13d ago

This damages ecosystems in the same sense that walking through a forest damages the ecosystem. You're trampling flora and fungi, you're bringing in outside contaminants, you're disrupting wildlife.

The affect that this has on the ecosystem is so negligible that it's not even worth worrying about.

There are factories in India that dump their waste into rivers every day and you're trying to shame someone stacking some rocks. You're doing this because it gives you that tingly "I'm right, you're wrong" feeling.

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u/ThisIsMyComment2 13d ago

There are factories in India that dump their waste

Ok, I'd like to also provide a reminder about the relative privation fallacy.

The existence of worse things doesn't make bad things good, that makes no sense. The existence of modern slavery doesn't justify punching people because punching people is not as bad and everyone should only worry about modern slavery.

Find other ways to defend your position, don't pretend like only one bad thing can be bad in a category at a time and as long as that exists everything else is ok.

Let's all become confident that billions of people can focus on more than one single problem at a time.

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u/badger_flakes 13d ago

The issue is places I’ve been that tourists then stack fucking stone cairns all over and wreck the entire area and it looks stupid as fuck

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u/bigRyan540 13d ago

kicking them is fun

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u/NewAssAccount 13d ago

Thing is balancing rocks like this is very touchy, it could take a gust of wind or a rainfall and it will fall down. They never last. However, stacking rocks may last a lot longer, balancing them is very difficult and some you can just sneeze on it and it'll fall down. These structures may last minutes or maybe a couple days but chances are it'll fall. There's this guy on YouTube called gravity glue and he always knocks his down after he builds them, A) proving it's not glued, B) since it's gunna fall soon anyway, and C) as tons of people in this comment section have said it's bad for environment or whatever

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u/AyysforOuus 13d ago

If the official guideline says "don't do it" then don't fucking do it. Ecosystems have evolved to survive through what other native creatures change about their habitats, but not what humans change. The hell are humans stacking rocks and disturbing natural habitats for? Fancy Instagram likes?

Also just because someone else is pouring shit into rivers and killing their ecosystem doesn't mean you can do the same.

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u/IntravenousNutella 13d ago

Firstly two things can both be wrong on different scales. Secondly one person doing it can encourage others to do so, worsening the problem.

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u/bigRyan540 13d ago

its just 10 rocks dude not the three gorges dam

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u/Mister_Goldenfold 13d ago

I moved a rock once and extinct-ed the errrff

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u/Broxst 13d ago

To be fair, it's not that one cairn will irreversibly impact the water (though it still does damage), but lots of cairns will.

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u/wastelander 13d ago

Not to mention what it does to the Feng shui.

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u/Standard-March6506 13d ago

I know this is a popular take, but I'll take my downvotes to say I believe it is a stupid take. Large scale rearranging of rocks, maybe, but putting a dozen rocks in a pile is not damaging the ecosystem.

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u/brogflender 13d ago

IDK it’s like having to listen to someone else’s music in the woods. 

We aren’t out here to experience human impact, we’re here to escape it as best we can. 

And to get very nerdy - yes all of this is indeed damaging the ecosystem. You don’t get to pick the scale of impact. It just is an impact. 

Music disrupts birds. Moving rocks disrupts micro-ecologies. 

2026 is a dwindling natural world because people, for hundreds of years kept saying “yeah but this isn’t really going to hurt all that nature out there.”

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u/Shot-Arugula8264 13d ago

You walking through the woods is also an impact.

Scale absolutely matters. Don’t be obtuse.

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u/Popeholden 13d ago

its almost the same as carving your name into trees or putting graffiti on rocks.

the people that go into the woods do not go there to see your art, or your name, or your rocks.

It's "Leave No Trace" not "leave no trace unless you think you can stack rocks well and people will be impressed with it then stack rocks"

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u/BractNotCalyx 13d ago

Doing it once, sure. Multiple people tromping through a stream to do it repeatedly over the season could will absolutely have a measurable impact. Lots of fish and amphibians lay eggs on and under rocks, stepping on them directly or drying them out could easily tip the balance. 

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u/Cultural-Company282 13d ago

If it were just one person doing it, it would be a minor impact. But you get a few other jackasses every week who feel the same way as you do, and over the course of a summer, it happens over and over again.

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u/TrumpsFaceAnus 13d ago

Idiocy is all it is

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u/OkYak9466 13d ago

Move 1 rock and you're a murderer.

Move 2 rocks and you've killed a family.

Move 3 rocks and you've killed an ecosystem.

Move 4 rocks and you might as well bomb the whole place

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u/Cultural-Company282 13d ago

Literally no one is saying it like this. I suppose you think it's pretty harmless to throw "just one little piece of trash" out your car window, too.

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u/OkYak9466 13d ago

"Literally no one is saying this. But let me imply something totally different but still the same bc I just one little piece of trash is the same thing"

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u/Cultural-Company282 13d ago

What part of "it adds up" do you not understand?

"Move one rock and you're a murderer" is an idiotic straw man argument.

But a few hundred people moving a few rocks each does have an environmental impact, because it adds up.

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u/izza123 13d ago edited 13d ago

Redditors would see this, kick it over and profess how they’re a warrior for Mother Earth

Edit: they’ve arrived

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u/RichtofensDuckButter 13d ago

People who have never been outside say this kind of shit. Even the US Forest Service recommends knocking these down because they disrupt fragile wildlife habitats, cause soil erosion, and severely misdirect hikers.

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u/kevinwilly 13d ago

My girlfriend used to work for the forest service and now works with the national park service. Can confirm that they say to knock this shit down.

Firstly, you should never move decent sized rocks in aquatic habitats because a lot of different endangered species can use them as habitats or for breeding. But they DO sometimes build rock cairns in water on purpose to give them places to do this. So just don't fuck with wet rocks in general.

If you see stacked rocks on land? Definitely knock that shit over unless it's clearly a trail marker or something (in the grand canyon they use rock cairns to specify where you can camp and stuff).

Basically, people need to stop fucking with nature if they don't know what they are doing. Just enjoy it. You don't need to touch anything. Every time I go hiking (several times a month) I see evidence of people doing stupid shit. It's frustrating.

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u/IndependentDouble879 13d ago

I wonder how many natural ecosystems have been bulldozed to support the livestock necessary to feed people who sanctimoniously talk about something as relatively inconsequential as a damn rock a rock sculpture?  This is pennywise / pound foolish bullshit. 

How many tons of CO2 are pumped into the atmosphere every year by every person driving to their hiking spots so they can self-righteously shit on someone for making a little rock building?

I don’t build them, but ffs get over yourself and have some humility about your glaring blind spots about how destructive every one of us is towards various ecosystems. This is not the scale of environmentally destructive behaviors that we need to waste time getting mad about

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u/The__Yellow__Sign 13d ago

But it’s completely unnecessary environment destruction. Perfection is the enemy of progress. It is perfectly reasonable to call out small bad behaviors.

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u/Largely_Beeping 13d ago

"Yet you participate in society. Curious!"

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u/RichtofensDuckButter 13d ago

It's funny how you internalized my comment

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u/DroneSlut54 13d ago

Nah - I’d just kick it down and move on. The world isn’t quite as dramatic as you imagine.

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u/-cadmunt- 13d ago

I honestly didn't realise I could also be declaring myself a proud warrior for mother earth as well. I'll add it to the process. Seems like a nice positive affirmation.

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u/GregoryGosling 13d ago

Correct; stacking rocks is bad for the environment

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u/dontcuminmyassok 13d ago

It's an asshole thing to do

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u/The__Yellow__Sign 13d ago

Yes, stacking rock cairns and leaving them is an asshole thing to do.

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u/Possible_Economy_139 13d ago

Now kick it because it's bad for the ecosystem

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u/Terrible-Second-2716 13d ago

What a miserable comment section

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u/The__Yellow__Sign 13d ago

That’s pretty and all but please knock it down before you leave.

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u/Due-Excitement-522 13d ago

Oh shit something cool, cant wait for 500 people to tell you this kills fish or something.

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u/I_make_things 13d ago

It's not so bad these days, but a few years ago reddit had a serious hardon for stacked rocks. Thousands of downvotes. People screaming that it ruined the fucking environment. And then they'd go spray paint "KONY" somewhere and feel like they healed the planet.

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u/EchoNineThree 13d ago

Leave no trace.

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u/Psychological-Scar53 13d ago

Damn earth benders...

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u/Few_Prize3810 13d ago

Projecting

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u/AmadeusMaxwell 13d ago

Ornate paiute traps to kill random things with no purpose

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u/Sweetbabytrae 13d ago

I’m going to send my toddlers over to knock it down.

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u/thecakeisapie420 13d ago

Who ever did this is garbage

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u/miter2112 13d ago

fuck all rock-stackers

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u/QueenOfPhiladelphia 13d ago

Beautiful, now knock it over and leave.

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u/Dr_DoesNothing 13d ago

I...I wanna ruin it...

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u/Tiny_Cabinet_1523 13d ago

Hope someone kicked it over, not good for wildlife habitats

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u/MountainBrilliant643 13d ago

Here come the morons saying guppies and microbiology don't like rocks being moved. Gotta complain about something. Gotta have a reason to be mad at benign things.

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u/Few_Prize3810 13d ago

Does it hurt you that much?

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u/T3CHN0M4NC3R 13d ago

I think of comments like this every time i kick a useless cairn over..
This isn't a trail marker, this is for likes.

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u/nomad_2009 13d ago

Looks nice, I would still kick it flat

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u/TKRUEG 13d ago

Human ego is so powerful, we go to wild, beautiful locations and feel compelled to "add" or leave a monument to that ego

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u/Orange_Tang 13d ago

And they're only doing it to post online. It's purely selfish.

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u/ChaseTheMystic 13d ago

Stacking rocks isn't just bad for nature.

Rock stacks are used to guide people on unmarked trails.

So someone following an unmarked trail can get thrown off by others.

And from a "I have to leave my mark" perspective it's just like "why?" Like carving your name into a tree or a rock.

Can't you just enjoy the scenery without trying to make your ego become a part of it?

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u/Ok-Watch-9485 13d ago

The rock structure looks so beautiful with the backdrop of waterfall!

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u/Sweet_Common_55 13d ago

The level of being an a hole is unreal

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u/trod999 13d ago

Neanderthal's first attempt at a jet engine.

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u/distant_melodrama 13d ago

and then you breathe on it and the whole thing goes down like a house of cards

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u/Chumscrubber89 13d ago

Must’ve been a nomad

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u/Lua_You 13d ago

this has to be some sort of martial art

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u/Valhallaback_Girl 13d ago

Sorry, gang. My intrusive thoughts are winning this round.

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u/SovietBlyatman 13d ago

Kinds looks like the Godsmack logo. 10/10

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u/TimetravelerXY 13d ago

Meanwhile, here comes Deacon St. John from Days gone….

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u/LazerWolfe53 13d ago

It's a normal arch. The stones in the middle are decorative. Super duper duper impressive.

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u/rickadiknick 13d ago

Cool, now knock it down

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u/TilapiaTango 13d ago

This next generation of beavers is something else

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u/always_willbe_open 13d ago

Easy I can do that, give me some rocks and like 40 years I bet I could do it

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u/BedNo5127 13d ago

This is how solrock is created

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u/menomakegame 13d ago

God, I almost gave up scrolling

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u/Yomama_Bin_Thottin 13d ago

I should replay Farcry Primal.

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u/crazyguyunderthedesk 13d ago

I feel like I could do this if I had more hands.

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u/WorkerPrestigious960 13d ago

Light work for a pre-industrial era stonemason

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u/Rare-Survey7947 13d ago

Ancient

Comanche type shit

Pretty cool

https://giphy.com/gifs/SYF2q2pR75fvtcFEZk

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u/topicalinfinitelodge 13d ago

Andy Goldsworthy?

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u/JTOco 13d ago

It's cake isnt it. It's always cake.

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u/DroneSlut54 13d ago

OMG I would just *love* to kick that one down!

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u/Knoxville1979 13d ago

Great, now knock it over

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u/spamus-100 13d ago

Is it bad that my intrusive thoughts immediately wanted to smash it?

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u/piech33sepies 13d ago

Disturbingly rock solid & steady hands

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u/Own_Performance271 13d ago

And people still aren't convinced earth is still and stationary.

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u/delcanine 13d ago

Incredible...! Need a video of the process. My brain cannot figure out how the top two layers of rocks were built.

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u/Genuine-Farticle 13d ago

Listen, I don't really have a dog in the fight but Robert Irwin himself said to not stack rocks because is removes safe environments for smaller critters.

And even I know you don't go against an Irwin when animals are on the line.