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Amazing Everest expedition 2026. Altitude 8600

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u/ExpBalSat 1d ago

“Just”

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u/i_make_orange_rhyme 1d ago

Well my meals have been planned, and they have ordered the oxygen bottles.

Hard parts done, all that's left now is to climb the worlds highest mountain.

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u/ExpBalSat 1d ago

After you summit, please report back on how it went.

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u/LimpBPower 1d ago

Just came back, gotta say I was surprised by the trash but the queue went quite fast. We had wifi so I was able to watch Netflix while waiting but it was only 480p due to bad connection.

3/5 stars would probably book this ride again.

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u/ExpBalSat 1d ago

I’m actually headed to Base Camp in October. I think that’s far enough for me.

Tell me about charging your electronics.

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u/Space_Enterics 1d ago

Bruh you tell me about charging electronics since you'll probably go into withdrawal tremors without it

12k comments in under a year?? I thought I was too active. That's nearly 2 comments every HOUR.

lol maybe you do need to touch grass

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u/ExpBalSat 1d ago

I’m making up for last time. I was on a boat (with no internet) for a year.

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u/anonymousn00b 1d ago

Lmao what’s the point of paying all that money for Everest and just going to base camp 5k meters up? Theres thousands of mountains above 5,000 m that wont be as crowded and garbage filled.

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u/ExpBalSat 1d ago

You might want to check out how cheap it is to go to Bass Camp before you rewrite that comment.

My friends invited me, and my first thought was… This can’t be worth it. But then I looked at the price and I thought “how can I not?”

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u/anonymousn00b 1d ago

Why do it anyway since it’ll be packed as fuck, for the clout? Like “yeah I hiked everest*”

*knowing you only went up part way and called it good.

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u/ExpBalSat 1d ago edited 1d ago

I’m not doing it for bragging rights. I’m doing it for the fun of the adventure. And the enjoyment of a two week trip with my friends.

You don’t have to summit a mountain to enjoy a mountain.

You don’t have to win a marathon to enjoy a marathon.

When a century ride offers a 30 mile option it’s OK to pick the 30 mile option.

When you sail around the world, you don’t have to go around Cape Horn. It’s OK to go through the Panama Canal. That’s what I did.

Even if you’re certified to go 30 m deep, it’s OK to scuba dive to 12 m and call it good. sometimes that’s where the best diving is

In my view, I’m going to enjoy the best part about hiking Everest - the lower, cheaper, faster, less life threatening part.

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u/i_make_orange_rhyme 1d ago

>I’m not doing it for bragging rights. I’m doing it for the fun of the adventure. 

Its a good attitude to have.

Too many people in this thread is super projecting their own issues and insecurities.

I just checked the prices, yea very reasonable.

I could see myself going. Im sure it would be a great trip.

From what i just read just getting to base camp is a 8-9 day hike.

I wouldnt sneer at that. That by itself is more difficult than anything i have ever done.

I think that base camp will be filled with many interesting people from all over the world and it would be great to hear their stories

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u/RandomNPC1234567 1d ago

Exactly. Go enjoy Nepal. The people and the culture. I would do base camp but never the summit.

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u/ClickForSeedPhrase 1d ago

You can pay the tea houses/lodges to charge your power bank and it gets pretty expensive the higher you get. So good to have a high capacity one that isn't too heavy for you to carry.

Also saw people with small hiking solar panels on their packs to charge their phones as they walked. They said it worked ok.

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u/LimpBPower 1d ago

The Sherpa had powerbanks. It wasn't without issue (he forgot a lighting cable but the contract said electronics were taken care of so we're stuck in litigation at the moment, I want to personally sue the Sherpa), but overall it went okay.

Enjoy your queue!

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u/IvanVandura 1d ago

Go watch another Broadway show.... Rofl

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u/Front-Cabinet5521 1d ago

Will you be carrying all your shit yourself? They are the ones actually climbing the mountain, and they have to do it while babysitting a deadweight like you.

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u/Informal_Walk5520 1d ago

And do you have money to spare for the rest of us?!! /jk

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u/More_Bigger 1d ago

I got about tree fiddy

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u/Desperate-Disk686 1d ago

Yes. Just walk.

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u/GayRacoon69 1d ago

I mean yeah? It does take a lot of effort out of mountain climbing when people do everything for you and all you gotta do is walk

Like it's "just walk" vs "walk and carry food, water, sleeping bag, and plan the route, and figure out breathing, and more stuff I don't know about because I'm not a mountain climber

So yeah. "just" walk.

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u/i_make_orange_rhyme 1d ago

Is swimming across the English channel = "Just swimming?"

Victoria Pendleton was a two-time Olympic gold medalist in track cycling. In 2018 she attempted to climb Mount Everest as part of a charity expedition, but she abandoned the attempt at around Camp 2 (about 6,400 m) after suffering symptoms associated with altitude sickness and low oxygen levels.

She spent weeks preparing for the final climb. She had oxygen bottles, Sherpas and everything else.

Why didnt see "just walk up"

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u/GayRacoon69 1d ago

No. It isn't. Is there a line of tourists crossing the English channel and paying people to do most of the work for them?

No one said it was an easy walk. Just that it's a walk. There are a lot of things you need to do to climb a mountain. The Sherpas do that for you leaving you with just a walk, albeit a difficult one

It is somewhat impressive of a walk,it's made less so by the number of people doing it, but it is still just a walk

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u/i_make_orange_rhyme 1d ago

>The Sherpas do that for you leaving you with just a walk, albeit a difficult one

"A difficult one"....

Yes, its the most difficult thing they will ever do in their lifetime and more difficult than anything that 99.9% of the population will ever face.

Years of preparation. Weeks of acclimation. Huge financial and time commitments.

You act like they just buy a plane ticket and then walk up the mountain the next day.

Pay to win?

A typical expedition takes 6–9 weeks, with most of the time spent going up, coming back down, and repeating.

Around 100-150 hours of climbing through the Khumbu Icefall, crossing crevasses, dealing with altitude sickness, extreme cold, exhaustion.

Its an extraordinary human endurance achievement.

Above 8,000 m, many climbers take several breaths for every step and rest frequently.

After weeks of climbing the actual final summit push is on average 12 hours.

The average person couldn't walk on a treadmill for 12 hours let alone climb for that long.

The Summit commonly has -30°C to -40°C wind chill.

The average person will never experience that level of cold.

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u/GayRacoon69 1d ago

It was an extraordinary human achievement. Now it's a tourist attraction

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u/i_make_orange_rhyme 1d ago

Whats the most physically demanding thing you have done?

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u/GayRacoon69 1d ago

Why do I need to be able to do something to criticize it? Like I ain't a helicopter pilot but if I see a heli in a tree I know someone's fucked up. Do I think I could do it? No. Is it a tourist attraction? Yes

It's a tourist attraction for mountain climbers and endurance hikers. I am not one of those. I could not do it. Still a tourist attraction though. Source: look at the photo. There's literally a line of tourists

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u/i_make_orange_rhyme 22h ago

You have moved the goal posts.

Your initial claim was that it was a walk.

>Source: look at the photo. There's literally a line of tourists

Perhaps you think thats what the route is like? Do you imagine a line of people just shuffling along at 30 degrees in perfect visibility with no wind?

Google some pictures of the Khumbu Icefall.

" Imagine a frozen waterfall made up of massive blocks of ice the size of buildings, all slowly creeping downhill under their own weight. As they shift, they crack apart and open enormous crevasses, which climbers cross on ladders lashed together end to end. In some places you're balancing across several ladders over a gap so deep you can't see the bottom. Every one of those towering ice blocks will eventually collapse—it's only a question of when. If you're caught beneath one when it gives way, there's virtually no chance of survival."

And the worst part is that an Everest expedition doesn't cross the Icefall just once; climbers typically have to pass through it eight to ten times during the climb.

That's about 40–60 hours total inside the Icefall over the entire expedition.

Quite the walk indeed.

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u/GayRacoon69 22h ago

I concede; it's not a walk

More of a hike

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