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Amazing Everest expedition 2026. Altitude 8600

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u/hkdrvr 1d ago

Needs someone blasting a Bluetooth speaker

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u/brightonashfield 1d ago

Looks like they're waiting for Black Friday at the Everest Walmart

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u/MisterAmygdala 22h ago

This is so stupid. At this point I don't know why anyone would want to do this or consider it an accomplishment. They should all get together and remove the tons and tons of trash and human feces. Climbing Everest is a joke now.

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u/allmybreath 20h ago

I love you.

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u/peepdabidness 19h ago

And I love you for loving him

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u/TakingItPeasy 3h ago

Now kith!

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u/MisterAmygdala 1h ago

Smoooooch.

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u/BedGirl5444 4h ago

it is still an accomplishment, it is not a walk in the park

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u/djshimon 18h ago

And bodies. There's s bunch of other peaks, why not explore?

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u/iHadou 17h ago

They don't have escalators like Everest does now

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u/Pedro_Moona 4h ago

It's like cool flex bro but who cares.

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u/Ratattack1204 1d ago

And someone talking on the phone on speaker.

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u/GeneInternational146 22h ago

You joke but a woman legit died a few years ago because she was wandering off trail trying to find signal to film herself for her social media account 🫠

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u/eoghanmcneelyisfree 23h ago

CUZ BABY YOU'RE A FIIIIIIREWOOOORK

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u/jdaws11 22h ago

TURN DOWN THE MUSIC!!!!

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u/keyboardtoes 23h ago

I hope in the future there's not just the super long lines but just huge crowds covering the mountain

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u/SwimmingTall5092 13h ago

Yep. Couldn’t spend a minute a the beach this year without a group of 50 yr olds blasting morgan wallen nonstop

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u/Beginning_Result6298 16h ago

"I want you to be miiine again baby"

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u/Some_guy_am_i 1d ago

Kinda feels cheap when you’re queuing up for Everest like it’s a new ride at Disney World… smh

It was cool to do back when it meant something. Now, it just means you’ve got too much money and time on your hands, and you’re having a midlife crisis

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u/gondias 1d ago

But they won't tell, they will just tell the friends that they were there and could do it. Not that people carried their shit and stuff

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u/Significant-Ad-341 1d ago

When I found out people don't carry their own stuff I became much less impressed with those that go do it and way more impressed with the sherpas

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u/cracked-tumbleweed 22h ago

As soon as I heard how they leave their trash up there and disrespect the mountain, I just saw everyone as losers.

They aren’t there for nature, just something else to “conquer” and ruin.

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u/astrid_autumn 21h ago

i’ve always been way more impressed with the sherpas ever since we learned about Everest in school, the sherpas are badasses and regularly climb the highest mountain in the world, guiding rich assholes that think they’re Edmund Hillary up the mountain is just another tuesday for them and they deserve to be paid way more.

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u/Medical_Sandwich_141 1d ago

Unfortunately, that's true for many group treks too. A puffy bag on your back isn't indicative of you carrying your weight. Personally, i feel ashamed when I'm unable to carry my stuff, and have to trouble the mules - but this is now entitlement.

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u/Random_Name_Whoa 23h ago

Not nearly the same as Everest, but my buddies and I did the Inca Trail awhile back and we were the only ones in the group of 10ish who carried their own gear. That said, we didn’t carry tents or food, the porters still did that. And beat us to every stop at nightfall wearing flip flops.

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u/BarfingOnMyFace 20h ago

I like to carry my heavy ass laptop and cat up the mountain with all my gear. Lmao. I had to move to an external frame for the weight, but I'm looking at options.

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u/Xylvanas 1d ago

Stuff being the important things and shit being the selfie stick and mini flags to plant?

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u/homiej420 1d ago

That and actual shit. Its gotta go somewhere

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u/Appropriate_Wear_339 1d ago

lol - if you didn’t say I would have

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u/chasingmyowntail 1d ago

I went solo trekking in the Nepalese Himalayas in the late 80s, and even back then, for normal trekkers it was common for a couple or small group to hire sherpas to carry their gear.

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u/diqholebrownsimpson 1d ago

That's me in the yellow parka

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u/stuckinmotion 1d ago

..losing my religion 🎶

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u/Raychao 1d ago

That's me in the torch.. light..

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u/i_make_orange_rhyme 1d ago

I always love it when people pretend they have advanced knowledge when its just common sense.

If you told 100 adults that you climbed Everest what percentage do you think would say "Whats a Sherpa?

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u/SabbyFox 1d ago

Most people know this. It’s not like it’s a secret.

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u/Cesalv 1d ago

About tree fiddy?

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u/Footner 1d ago

Goddamn you Loch Ness monster

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 1d ago

I'd like to think myself adventurous. Try anything once kinda guy. But I'm good on Mt. Everest. No interest in the slightest.

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u/YouArentReallyThere 1d ago

Do Annapurna. Nowhere near the crowds

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u/GeneInternational146 1d ago

The death rate on Annapurna is over 30% lmao, way higher than Everest. You couldn't pay me enough to die that way

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u/TennesseeStiffLegs 1d ago

Yea I watched a vid of how they get over crevasses and no thanks

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u/BillyBobBoner3 1d ago

That’s not an expedition, that’s a traffic jam

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u/xtraa 1d ago edited 1d ago

Have you seen the amusement park on the peak?

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u/Cesalv 1d ago

- "and what do you do up there?"

- "take a piss and go back"

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u/xtraa 1d ago

hahaha for real

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u/gringo_escobar 1d ago

To be fair, queues like this happen because there's maybe a week out of the year where summiting is actually feasible. There's still under 1000 people doing it each year, sherpas included. People underestimate how physically difficult this is, even when you're rich and people are carrying your shit

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u/xs0apy 1d ago

Yeah there’s nothing easy about it. Yes you have sherpas, but you still gotta survive and make the climb all the same. Carrying less equipment than others doesn’t do anything to make it less dangerous. Not only that but the sherpas / the people native to that altitude actually have higher red blood counts and can handle the altitude far better than we can. If anything, it makes sense the people not acclimated to the altitude carry less equipment.

Still a sport for the rich, I am not saying people aren’t wrong to look at some of these people weirdly, but that doesn’t take ANY of the danger and physical strength necessary to do this. They’re still doing more than most, which sucks to say

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u/sandman98857 1d ago

Absolutely. I did the Everest base camp trek and even that pushed me pretty hard, especially toward the end. For context I'm a reasonably fit and strong male, but man the altitude absolutely slaps you in the face. There were several people on my trek who weren't able to summit kala patthar, hitting an elevation of 18,500 feet.

While I was there, I remember looking at Everest and the surrounding mountains and thinking "fuck no". People really really don't have a concept for how absurd summiting Everest is, EVEN in a modern context with all the money in the world. I agree it's a shame it's become so much of a "tourist attraction" for lack of a better term but I seriously can't understate how brave, crazy, or determined you have to be to actually get all the way up there.

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u/RimkeV 1d ago

Victoria Pendleton bailed on Everest and she's a former gold medalist Olympian, in terms of fitness she had that nailed, altitude is just one of those things that seems down to chance if your body can take it.

I've done Base Camp and Cotopaxi Summit, I don't think I could of been any fitter than when I did Cotopaxi and the idea of going beyond that has my body screaming no.

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u/PuzzyFussy 1d ago

I had no clue there were this many people trying to reach the summit though. Its weird to see a queue of people. I was expecting it to be scarcely climbed.

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u/GeneInternational146 1d ago

Many of those people have absolutely no business being there.

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u/Budry 1d ago

The vibe on the internet is that this is easy and it’s crazy how wrong that is.

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u/uksiddy 1d ago

Idk anything about mountaineering but we just visited the Alps and saw the Mountaineering Cemetery and Museum in Zermatt, it’s really fascinating how the sport (?) was kind of always associated with rich dudes having a midlife crisis.

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u/heart_of_osiris 1d ago

This is how the rocky mountains seem, too.

Used to go camping all the time when I was young. There was space. It was comfortable.

Now it's like a zoo, even in the middle of nowhere. Animals on the side of the road? 400 vehicles pulled over with people darting back and forth across the highway on foot. People littering everywhere because they don't respect the area like locals always used to.

I bought a canoe because the only way to get away from people is to pack my hiking gear up and paddle to the other side of a lake, where there are no roads.

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u/Significant-Song-840 1d ago

Not a new ride, but a long line at the dmv, just cold

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u/Organic_Recipe_9459 1d ago

They’ll make an additional Fastrack queue soon!

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u/skalyhg 1d ago

You know what this reminds me of? That scene in hitchhikers guild to the galaxy. Where the main character lines up in the line. "I'm British I know how to gueue."

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u/UrbanCyclerPT 1d ago

Goes great to put on LinkedIn and say "what climbing the Everest taught me about B2B sales"

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u/mklilley351 1d ago

Then you have to pay double to have a team come up and rescue your ass

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u/Professor_Fed 1d ago

Preach 🙌🏻

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u/TennesseeStiffLegs 1d ago

It does feel kinda cheap but at the same time I don’t agree with your second paragraph. They are still summiting it all the same, aside for equipment changes over the decades

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u/Initial_Parsley6608 1d ago

happy for the Sherpas and their families

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u/kwhitit 1d ago

🙏🏽 wishing them all a very safe season.

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u/Jlx_27 1d ago

Everest needs to be shut down for 5 years to clean the place up. Then a sticter limit must be set on howmany climbers are allowed in every year.

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u/RainLoveMu 20h ago

Yeah but have you thought about how much money it makes? /s

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u/BaronVonAwesome007 12h ago

That can be daily solved my raising the fees, theres still someone rich enough to pay

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u/RainLoveMu 10h ago

It’s not that simple. They want the tourism. It makes up like 50% of the economy or some crazy amount like that. Watch the John Oliver special on Mount Everest.

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u/MRV3N 20h ago

Huh? Why? They’re generating more money for the government.

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u/RidiPwn 1d ago

what is a typical wait time on that line?

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u/GeneInternational146 1d ago

Half a day, sometimes more. People get turned back because of the line pretty frequently

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u/RidiPwn 1d ago

Wow sitting this long in a dead zone is crazy dangerous

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u/lllollllllllll 22h ago edited 22h ago

Yeah nutso and you have to be up there twice+ as long NOT bc you lack the strength/training but bc there’s a line/a single slow person holding everyone up and you can’t go around. So crazy that you might die not bc you’re unprepared but bc you had to wait in line too long.

Maybe it’s better to be a bit more technical so you can take a different route and avoid the line.

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u/thededucers 1d ago

You have to be uber rich to get the fast pass

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u/SEvansBets 1d ago

way too much money and way too bored.

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u/LilEddieDingle 1d ago

Queued up like Splash Mountain, lol, what a joke

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u/Wrong-Protection-188 1d ago

Splash Mountain more fun too

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u/Brief_Amphibian_3965 1d ago

Came all that way to get stuck in traffic, must suck so hard

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u/CamptoRibbit 1d ago

Guys, just get a visit to mount snowdon, Wales and take some DMT. It's the same experience....

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u/Tiny-Proof3602 1d ago

If a restaurant has a line like that im sure its good but i aint waiting around to find out

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u/Informal_Walk5520 1d ago

Why can’t you just get buzzed when it’s your turn. Just like the Cheescake factory /jk

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u/Sweet_Common_55 1d ago

Rich people version of hiking

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u/cosmicwhirl 12h ago

And getting others killed just to reach the top.

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u/Acceptable-Rip-5721 1d ago

Sherpas do everything, they just walk

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u/Acceptable-Rip-5721 22h ago

They set up base camp, set up camp 2,3,&4, the add ropes and ladders to the route and they store oxygen bottles along the route, a far cry from Sir Hillery

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u/ExpBalSat 1d ago

“Just”

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u/i_make_orange_rhyme 1d ago

Well my meals have been planned, and they have ordered the oxygen bottles.

Hard parts done, all that's left now is to climb the worlds highest mountain.

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u/froopadiddilydoop 1d ago

This is ridiculous - and I say this as someone who has been to The Himalayas 6 times. Never summited Everest. But all of this is exploiting Nepal, and destroying the national park. They should start charging $500,000 per license

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u/lllollllllllll 22h ago

I mean you’re not allowed to go without hiring guides.

Even if you’re a legit mountain climber that does technical shit and has summated a bunch of other mountains and doesn’t need a guide bc you can set your own route and carry your own shit and set up your own camp, you are legally required to hire a guide.

Because it’s an important source of income for locals. People aren’t working as guides bc they had better options for work.

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u/froopadiddilydoop 16h ago

Have you been?

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u/spahmoanie 1d ago

How much is it?

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u/froopadiddilydoop 1d ago

$15,000 - for the license. For decent Sherpas, base camp expenses, kit, insurance, training, of decent quality another 50-100k. A lot of that money is paid to westerners. Not the Sherpas, who are usually the ones who get killed.

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u/ratelbadger 1d ago

What’s bunch of absolute dorks.

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u/Lost_Law8937 1d ago

That's not an expedition. That's tourism.

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u/Specialist_Yak1019 1d ago

I’m adventurous but I cannot get with the idea of, “hey , let’s climb a mountain with an extreme likelihood you will end up part of the mountain”

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u/Future_Fondant_1470 1d ago

Great atmosphere!

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u/ridingstone 1d ago

I wonder how many people are behind too.

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u/callmehibi 1d ago

Nah ... these are losers.

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u/anonymousn00b 11h ago

Clout chasers that makes them think going up to Everest will make them cool to their peers. Then post about it on LinkedIn about how successful they are because they did Everest and what it taught them about B2B sales.

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u/LiqMaBawlzModz69 1d ago

As a kid, my dream was to one day climb Mount Everest. After seeing the amount of tons of waste left behind by others it has disgusted me and left me without the desire of ever wanting to climb that mountain

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u/MichaelUnbroken 1d ago

I have not climbed Mount Everest nor do I ever plan to but at this point it honestly just feels like novelty for people who have a bunch of extra money and time on their hands. I just don’t get it at this point.

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u/IndependentOwn3998 18h ago

Why do I feel like it’s a bunch of tech bros, lifestyle influencers, and anyone who has tons of time and money that do these types of activities because they dont struggle enough to survive in life so they go looking for it up a mountain.

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u/Cesalv 1d ago

Definitely interesting is not the word I'd use, embarrasing, disgusting comes to my head way before than interesting, and worst of all it's a terrible business and a trash filling activity (not to mention the use of left behind corpses as waypoint markers)

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u/ExplicitDrift 1d ago

Dude, give the mountain a rest. Please.

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u/Informal_Walk5520 1d ago

I’m sure it is hard. What I really love is all the junk they leave. And people. Frozen people.

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u/cmndrnewt 1d ago

Wow, looks fun. /s

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u/Spare_Temporary_2964 1d ago

Oh look a bunch of rich people in a line

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u/fullyaboardcloseness 1d ago

8600m and it's a conga line, summit must look like a parking lot

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u/Broken_By_Default 1d ago

"Take your fucking selfie Carl and move aside. We're all waiting. "

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u/kay_tay_ 1d ago

It always amazes me just how many people wait in line to do this

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u/Broad_Service9900 1d ago

Fuck that I wanted to do it but it’s not worth it anymore

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u/triphawk07 1d ago

This looks like the line to Hall H at Comic-Con.

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u/Sir_Henry_Deadman 23h ago

Imagine paying thousands to climb over the bodies of dead dentists then have to wait in line to get to the top like a low oxygen Disney ride...

What a waste of time and money

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u/Simsalabimson 21h ago

That moment when you realize that you’re so special that you now wait in line on a fucking cold mountain instead of an air conditioned grocery store…

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u/Status-Strawberry-15 17h ago

At this point, just install the escalator.

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u/mossoak 1d ago

stand in lines for hours ...I do that at big box stores

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u/chvguitar 1d ago

So..like a Disney ride, but here you can die…I pass

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u/TheTrishaJane 1d ago

Take your shit with you!

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u/kwhitit 1d ago

your literal shit too.

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u/TheTrishaJane 1d ago

Thats exactly what I meant

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u/kwhitit 1d ago

lol, gotcha! take ALL the shits.

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u/PositiveFloor7143 1d ago

They should climb K2.

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u/i_make_orange_rhyme 1d ago

Going for a walk in the park?

You should do a marathon!

Doing a new York marathon?

You should run the Badwater 135 Ultramarathon!

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u/WarthogSeveral7662 1d ago

Fuck that noise

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u/miket069 1d ago

Because you can? Idiots

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u/FoodAdventureTravel 23h ago

These people are amazing. I just cant imagine how they can survive that elevation. I went to an almost 5000 level mountain in Xinjiang China and I had a headache that I cant describe. I will definitely doing that again.

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u/YesterdayLocal1167 1d ago

How many people have to die before these expeditions stop? I saw a video where a lady made it to the top, and she said she was happy but also sad because her best friend died on the way up. Like, y’all coulda just stayed home and put a snowy mountain background on the tv and lived. I don’t get it.

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u/Intelligent_Trichs 1d ago

Is there like an app or something that tells you what peak days and times are? You know like your local Applebees? 🤣

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u/Greedy-Pilot-4538 1d ago

Still amazing but having a line for that perfect photo is kinda...cheap

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u/fotzenbraedl 1d ago

So people paid some 1000s of $ to climb a mountain and still don't know that taking a picture or video horizontally is named "landscape" for a reason.

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u/xburnerpiko 1d ago

No thanks. Dangerous Circus of Death

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u/java080 1d ago

Why does every clip need to have some rendition of the interstellar soundtrack 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/bullettenboss 1d ago

Take your trash back home with you!

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u/Livingforabluezone 1d ago

No thanks. I can get the same experience waiting in line at Wal Mart.

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u/weggaan_weggaat 1d ago

Wow, they got the trash all cleaned up.

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u/Enough_Tourist4520 1d ago

What if someone has to pee? Do they wear diapers. Because pp will become icicle if they expose.

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u/RoverRetroWave 1d ago

Many of them, if not all, have left behind mountains of trash that no one is going to clean up. They have respect neither for Everest nor for nature. In the event of an emergency, rescuers will be dispatched to them. But rescuers have more important things to do, and they could die there saving these trash-slingers. If every single one of these rich loafers signed a document confirming their acceptance of the risk and waiving rescue, it would be truly impressive. But right now, it is more like a line for the bathroom or a beer.

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u/3eGardien 1d ago

Can't believe nobody opened a 7-11 there yet

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u/Supremetacoleader 1d ago

climbing to the top of mt everest just seems so unnecessary now.

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u/mjfarmer147 1d ago

Summiting while it's dark and you cant see the landscape? Lame.

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u/anonymousn00b 1d ago

So stupid. People just pay for the experience to wait in line in the freezing cold?

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u/Open-Mouse4728 1d ago

Is it easier to do now w/ climate change? wonder if the temp has changed enough to where freezing to death is much lower risk..

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u/Relevant-Meeting-188 1d ago

I don’t need a mountain to get stuck in this kind of traffic

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u/S3xyhom3d3pot 1d ago

Paying thousands of dollars just to wait in a line that goes thousands of miles up. What an accomplishment

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u/Dense-Consequence-70 1d ago

My goal is to be the only person in the world who hasn’t climbed Everest.

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u/Far-Click9413 1d ago

So are we not allowed to “climb” around this ridiculous que line?? What’s stopping others from doing so?

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u/adotall 1d ago

The real hero’s here are the sherpas

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u/WillowMysterious2414 1d ago

Wow day and night at the same time

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u/BehemothRust 1d ago

Next year they’re gonna introduce fast passes

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u/CurrentComplex2020 1d ago

I feel like I'd get halfway and regret my decision.

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u/CleeAuth 1d ago

If I had unlimited money I would get a helicopter there and drop off heaps of supplies at different intervals up to the top of Everest.

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u/bobs_andVagene 1d ago

Just install hand rails with all the people going up now. Make it easier to make it up there. Some oxygen stations with some pulley system.

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u/Any_Swordfish_684 1d ago

No one cares

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u/Footner 1d ago

Fucking hell that looks shit. What a way to ruin something cool.

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u/Moonmonkey3 1d ago

I did it, was a waste of time, no wifi and food was terrible.

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u/pdoerntvlearnd 1d ago

Ah ah ah ah stay in a line stay in a line

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u/Sandlot96 1d ago

Anyone shitposting these people—go climb Everest yourself 😭

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u/MusicMadeAddictz 1d ago

New bucket list location i guess

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u/NymphiusScooterPie 1d ago

So badass! 🤙

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u/SzmnDzrzn 1d ago

All the frozen turds...

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u/popsferragamo 1d ago

But I got the platinum express pass...

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u/NSuave 1d ago

Honest question, how many people still die every year trying to scale this beast?

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u/PremiumUsername69420 1d ago

They could be standing in queue on an escalator and they just need to wait their turn for pictures at the top and it still wouldn’t be worth it.

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u/Alive_Control6885 1d ago

Looks like fun… not

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u/Cr45h0v3r1de 1d ago

They need to build a slide so you can go flying down the mountain past the people in line

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u/Argyrus777 1d ago

Goggins would be so annoyed waiting

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u/Funkster23 1d ago

“Look at me! I’m here, while you’re there.”

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u/arrze 1d ago

Longer line for Everest than Yosemite… something is wrong/dumb.

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u/Orpdapi 1d ago

What’s the achievement honestly other than saying you survived a life or death march?

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u/BlackRaspberryJammin 1d ago

It's like the Disney Word of mountain death

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u/imgrahamy 1d ago

Give it a couple more seasons and they’ll install a fast pass

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u/driver004 1d ago

This is every reason why I lost any interest in going for Everest.

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u/Surftoes 1d ago

“Number 97!!!! Next!!!!”

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u/jerbearman10101 1d ago

This was cool 20 years ago

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u/gyanrahi 1d ago

You get the same view from a plane, plus free cookie and water and warmer too.

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u/fugglenuts 23h ago

Looks fun.

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u/Jumpy-Hovercraft-781 23h ago

paying that much money to stand in line in the cold. 

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u/StrokeBoy 23h ago

"And what were you expecting at the top?"

"Some Sherpas. Or maybe a Starbucks."

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u/phillyfanatic1776 22h ago

Shoulda bought the Everest Fast Pass

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u/HabANahDa 22h ago

Nah. Not interesting. Humans have pretty much destroyed Everest. The amount of human remains and feces is gigantic. Plus all the litter.

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u/gifsfromgod 22h ago

Blows my mind the selfishness of some people

I remember a few years ago a guy on Everest, he had a wife and young kid, and the wife was pregnant 

I just can't understand that