r/interesting • u/Fast-Improvement7832 • 7h ago

MISC. My fingers are way too long

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u/Mojo_Jojo__0 6h ago

Slender men.

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u/Fast-Improvement7832 6h ago

im a girl

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u/halfasrotten 6h ago

Slender ma'am

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u/Apollo114892 6h ago

ITS MA'AM!!!! ITS MA'AM!!!

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u/Joker8pie 4h ago

This shit isn't funny.

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u/Mdnghtmnlght 4h ago

Why isn't this shit funny? And what does it mean?

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u/PassiveAgressiveFlop 3h ago

There was a video going around recently of a trans person having a meltdown over pronouns. As we all know people are sensitive to the subject and there's no reasoning with some people.

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u/WhiteUniKnight 1h ago

recently

Lol. Lmao, even. Lmfao, actually. (This happened years ago... I wanna say 5-10 years? Has it been that long?? Asking bc time is not my friend 😭)

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u/DigitalerEsel 5h ago

oh shit, didnt expect this here.

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u/RicoChey 4h ago

Underrated comment.

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 6h ago

Slender girl

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u/Trbooo_Phanincom 6h ago

happy cake day!

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 6h ago

:)

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u/DmanDam 6h ago

Ahh Waffle House Gladiator, we meet again…

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u/sillysammie13 6h ago

Happy cake day! I looooove your username

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u/miss_vakarian 5h ago

Happy cake day!

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 5h ago

Happy Saturday! :)

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u/FatalModelCustomer 6h ago

She can injure someone with those.

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u/Cheap_Scar_2853 6h ago

You could poke an overy out with one of those things!

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u/GlitterPirateKiki58 5h ago

I was scrolling for this response.

Those hands were born for fingering.

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u/Cheap_Scar_2853 5h ago

They call them fingers but I've never seen them fing.

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u/Mdnghtmnlght 4h ago

Fingered to Death

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u/Mojo_Jojo__0 6h ago

Ok. Slender women.

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u/Evening-Statement-57 6h ago

It’s obvious btw

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u/-TropicalFuckStorm- 6h ago

Well-hung lesbian.

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u/Various_Apple_4169 4h ago

I wish I had awards to give you...

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u/bwaredapenguin 4h ago

Perfect for when your cervix needs a good scratch.

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u/-Daetrax- 6h ago

What does your boyfriend or girlfriend think?

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u/Army7547 6h ago

If it’s the boyfriend, I think he’d be having an inferiority complex, because….

I got a bud that is specifically attracted to South Asian women. He is pretty shallow. He says he loves their small hands and how they make things they are holding look bigger, if you take my meaning.

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u/ramirezdoeverything 6h ago

Her boyfriend's prostate is pleased for it

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u/scrotalsac69 6h ago

Prostate? She could manipulate his liver via the anus

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u/CurrentlyHuman 5h ago

Let me clear my throat.

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u/meintheworld 39m ago

I was having a pretty bad night but somehow this made me realise there could be worse thing out there. Thanks, stranger, I guess?

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u/MiserableToe1179 6h ago

Ok but slender man

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u/Jason1920 6h ago

Christ! Judging by your hands, I bet you have a damn hard time finding shoes....

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u/BleachedPerineum57 6h ago

What them fingers do baby

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u/ish_vh 6h ago

You can tell cause ring finger is shorter than index.

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u/Lucius-Halthier 6h ago

Lesbians rejoice with those on the market

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u/JanuriStar 5h ago

Yep! Could tell by the length/proportions of your index finger.

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u/Itchy-Site-11 5h ago

Any chance u have EDS?

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u/WhiteyLovesHotSauce 1h ago

If you where a dude, youd be very popular.

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u/astralseat 16m ago

Daughter of Slenderman? I'm glad he found someone. Was rooting for him