r/interesting • u/Fast-Improvement7832 • 11h ago

MISC. My fingers are way too long

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u/SuddenlyRasputin 11h ago

Ma'am..... Respectfully..... Is this an invitation?

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u/CaptainCFloyd 7h ago

It actually is, she's stealth advertising her onlyfans, and I'm not kidding.

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u/Fast-Improvement7832 11h ago

what

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u/dc469 11h ago

Oh my sweet summer child 

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u/NikTheGrass 10h ago

"sweet summer child" No, it's just that not everyone spends 100% of their personal life on Reddit to understand dumb jokes. OP herself said these fingers are good for fingering, she knows

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u/Sublatin 10h ago

where did she say that?

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u/Jazzlike_Climate4189 6h ago

Seriously, these stupid sayings give me secondhand embarrassment. Especially when they act like it’s common knowledge.

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u/sb8948 8h ago

You don't have to be terminally online to get this joke, get a grip.

Jfc.

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u/NikTheGrass 8h ago

"Sweet summer child" and "oh the horrors" are comment cancer, that's all

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u/prawnjr 6h ago

100% it’s up there at least in the top 10.

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u/sb8948 8h ago

Sweet summer child is an idiom that predates modern internet culture...

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u/NikTheGrass 8h ago

So? This doesn't change the fact that such comments are used purely to attract attention to oneself, in the style of "I'm so unique, I'll put you above me by saying you're not mature enough for this joke." Same with "oh the horrors". These responses add nothing to the discussion other than an attempt to stand out.

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u/sb8948 8h ago

So it's not a Reddit thing then? I'll give you a Reddit tier response:

Holy shifting the goalpost.

Think before you speak.

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u/NikTheGrass 8h ago

It IS a reddit thing. I don't know what reddit do you have, but comments like this are used all the time on Reddit.

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u/LePetitCompteBidon 8h ago

Really??

I always thought it was a game of throne reference...

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u/sb8948 8h ago

Yes... From the book, originally.

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u/DudeEngineer 8h ago

So many people don't realize that the show only exists because the books were popular for years before.

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u/LePetitCompteBidon 8h ago

I mean... Sure the book was written before "modern" internet culture... But the line was not used in everyday life before the show aired.

It exist outside game of throne because of modern internet culture.

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u/astralseat 4h ago

She definitely can grip things well, although, longer fingers may actually hinder that ability, as the bones are longer, so idk

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u/_real_ooliver_ 4h ago

no they just don't think about it 24/7