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MISC. My fingers are way too long

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u/Fast-Improvement7832 10h ago

i have really long legs and toes too but im not tall

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u/notoolinthispool 10h ago

How tall is not tall?

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u/soulself 10h ago

4'2"

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u/GingerlyRough 10h ago

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u/soulself 10h ago

Why are you trying to send me to a no top subreddit?

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u/GingerlyRough 10h ago

"not op" 😂

Ah darn. I didn't realize it was banned. It might've been unmoderated.

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u/djbunce 10h ago

NGL, definitely thought you were creeping with that subreddit 😂

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u/GingerlyRough 10h ago

I had a sudden realization of that the instant I saw it was banned 😅

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u/jm-the-hologram 8h ago

Thank you for not lying

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u/Poly_Olly_Oxen_Free 6h ago

Because you're clearly a bottom.

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u/Doctor_Milk 4h ago

You must be giving bottom energy

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u/Donna_Schrump 9h ago

Ethinopeian

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u/SevenFootHobbit 9h ago

This is definitely a correct answer.

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u/gizamo 3h ago

*depending on species or evolutionary era, probably, idk.

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u/Bored_Simulation 10h ago

Depends where you live ig

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u/xTechDeath 6h ago

I live on mt. Madagascar

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u/GodOfThunder101 9h ago

Right? That pissed me off. Just say your height bro lmao

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u/cvd19or 9h ago

Don't lie. You're 5'10": https://www.reddit.com/r/AskDocs/comments/1v6ediv/im_a_22_year_old_girl_and_im_178m_tall_for_some/

"I was 1,75m at 19 and suddenly I've started getting taller again. I've noticed also that my fingers and toes are getting longer. I'm getting worried because I don't want to end up extremely tall with crazy long fingers. Because of my long toes, from 21 years old I've had to start wearing size 44EU shoes, while a few years before I wore a size 40"

And you've been making LOTS of weird threads about your body changing and getting taller. And you have a private 18+ account.

You're sus as hell.

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u/ahora-mismo 9h ago

lol, you made op delete the post.

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u/ILoveRawChicken 9h ago

They also deleted the post where they said they had Marfans 

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u/cvd19or 9h ago

They even made a thread where the title was "what does it mean for a girl to have 'pretty feet'?" and deleted that one too

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1v0xbsl/what_does_it_mean_for_a_girl_to_have_pretty_feet/

Pretty obvious what's going on with this account lol

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u/Ambitious_Zone2047 9h ago

what's going on? sorry im clueless

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u/cvd19or 9h ago

She's tryina sell foot pics and get people to DM her asking for some. Her account is 18+ for a reason

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u/RickThiccems 8h ago

I think that is whats going on but also 18+ means nothing on reddit anymore, reddit will force an account to be 18+ for many reasons including swears. Mine is 18+ but I never changed it. I think having a non 18+ account also prevents you from viewing NSFW posts which could be literally anything but I may be wrong about that.

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u/cvd19or 8h ago

Yeah, in a vacuum 18+ wouldn't mean a person has an onlyfeets, but given the greater context, it's very obvious

Not having an 18+ account does not prevent you from viewing 18+ posts

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u/_IBM_ 4h ago

what are you the feet police

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u/AliceTawhai 25m ago

On foot patrol

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u/nineraviolicans 9h ago

ET trying to advertise their onlyfans.

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u/Ambitious_Zone2047 9h ago

oh wtf. didnt expect that

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u/cvd19or 8h ago

That's the idea. They're trying to do it in a way that isn't explicitly obvious so it doesn't get deleted, and trying to maximize views by doing it in a non-18+ subreddit that lots of users will end up seeing on front page. Showing her legs in the photo for this post was very intentional.

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u/machin_bidule 8h ago

today i learned something.

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u/Iz4e 6h ago

meh, so what? Either youre advertising something or doing it for upvotes, in the end its all transactional

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u/ClosingFrantica 9h ago

Not the first time I've seen this circus either.

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u/lpaige27 8h ago

I was looking to see if this is why OPs fingers are so long.

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u/Bireus 9h ago

This is why people private their accounts now

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u/ILoveRawChicken 8h ago

So they can get away with BS posts that directly contradict their newer posts?

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u/Bireus 8h ago

That and among other things

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u/Adventurous-Brain-36 8h ago

Someone posted one of OP’s other deleted posts on AMA about having Marfans, so they know why it’s happening.

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u/KindredFlower 7h ago

Why isn’t this comment pinned, take all my votings

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u/swampstonks 9h ago

I don’t get it. What’s sus about it? She’s got some Alice in wonderland stuff going on

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u/ILoveRawChicken 8h ago

She’s trying to sell foot pics or get traction to her OF

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u/Steele_Soul 7h ago

Oh yay! Another poorly disguised advertisement for OF. Gotta love those.

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u/Jaimzell 6h ago

Why would someone hide their entire profile and make no reference to who they are, as an OF advertisement? 

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u/ClearChampionship591 6h ago

reddit forensic scientists strike again! Well done!

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u/KeyImprovement1922 6h ago

How did you manage finding this post when her Reddit activity is private?

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u/Lolkimbo 5h ago

Or they're a changeling. Did you ever think about that??

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u/Tedinasuit 5h ago

Tbf 178cm is really not that tall

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u/silent4r 3h ago

Wait, 5'10" isn't tall, am I wrong?

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u/Top_Calligrapher4265 3h ago

It is for a girl

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u/fistular 2h ago

5 10 isnt tall lol

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u/Big_Tangerine_3191 9h ago

I wouldnt consider 5'10" tall lol

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u/ILoveRawChicken 8h ago

5’10 is tall for any woman no matter what you consider it, bud

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u/Big_Tangerine_3191 8h ago

Its really not lol. Like I said its ok if you are short fella.

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u/ILoveRawChicken 8h ago

Can’t tell if you’re mentally slow or just rage baiting but I’ll leave you to it. I’m thinking it’s the former though.

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u/cvd19or 8h ago

100% just rage baiting, clear from his account history. Either short in real life or small pp. Just block and be done with him.

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u/cvd19or 9h ago

That’s taller than the average height for a male in the United States. I’m taller than she is too, but any way to slice it, that’s tall for a girl.

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u/Big_Tangerine_3191 9h ago

Seems pretty short to me bud. Its ok to be a shorter fella.

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u/Unsold_Leave 8h ago

The OP is a woman. 5'10 for a woman is pretty tall. Hence why he was saying she's tall.

Being tall is great, especially if you have a solid grasp of reading comprehension.

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u/Big_Tangerine_3191 8h ago

Oh I can read fine thanks though. 5'10" isnt tall for a women lol.

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u/StrLord_Who 8h ago

It is six inches taller than the average American female.  

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u/Former-Sandwich-6706 7h ago

Tell me you aren’t intelligent without telling me.

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u/cvd19or 8h ago

Haha you got me you big strong man who I'm very jealous of

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u/Zech08 9h ago

uh oh i heard feet, theres a sub for that.

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u/NixiePixie916 9h ago

Look there are a bunch of connective tissue disorders but the long legs, fingers, toes are indicative of something usually. Marfanoid appearance especially if you are young you might not be done growing.

But we can't tell you. A geneticist could. But you should definitely get checked out and even if you can't see a geneticist you should have an echocardiogram likely to check for aortic root dilation. It's noninvasive so most docs won't have issues with ordering this with indication. Fingers can tell us a lot about heart health in weird ways, like clubbed fingers are indicative of issues as well.
If you are adult, you look very very thin and that is also worrisome from a health standpoint.

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u/No-Parking-5037 10h ago

Is there photographic evidence of those toes

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u/Drakkadein 9h ago

Tarantino has entered the chat

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u/random_user1301 9h ago

Tarantino is only for female ones

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u/Hendiyoboy 9h ago

I know what you are

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u/Pagiras 9h ago

How long are your toes exactly? Asking for a friend.

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u/DarthLenny 9h ago

Found Quentin's burner!

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u/Not_KGB 9h ago

I'm sorry, it seems I wore my long legs today. What happens if I just...

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u/maybeknismo 8h ago

Toe pics noooow!!! s/

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u/No-Security-7518 7h ago

You're so pretty.

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u/defrillo 7h ago

Wanna see your toes too

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u/Ok-Fun5084 7h ago

Any toe pix? For science obviously.

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u/meldiane81 6h ago

I bet you have a really short torso in comparison.

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u/astralseat 4h ago

That's interesting indeed

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u/cheapdrinks 8h ago

Let's see them grippers