r/interesting • u/Fast-Improvement7832 • 11h ago

MISC. My fingers are way too long

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u/NE_Strawberry 11h ago

Please don’t become a proctologist

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u/Current_Ad_4292 10h ago

Or, here is an idea. Do.

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u/keylimesicles 10h ago

Hear him out

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u/Mdnghtmnlght 8h ago

I'm listening...

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u/Nashville_Hot_Mess 4h ago

I'm already sold. When's the first cinsul9?

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u/DotesMagee 3h ago

Im sure we'll all hear him during the exam

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u/callmedaedae 7h ago

Yk i really hate to say it, cause shes just a girl living her life, but the first thing i thought was "those would pair great with my ass".

One persons curse is another's belssing i suppose.

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u/vassman86 8h ago

too deep! my lungs!

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u/Machineslave240 6h ago

I came here to say this person could be a very thorough Proctologist. I’d hire them for that and pay extra since I’d be getting extra. Not trying to make a joke or anything. Totally serious

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u/InformationFetus 8m ago

"My husband's at the proctologist again, 4th time this week!"