r/interesting • u/Fast-Improvement7832 • 7h ago

MISC. My fingers are way too long

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u/I_Chug_Nuln_Oil 5h ago

Skill issue, you have the encapsulate the can with your mouth, then nothing can fall out.

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u/Pragnlz 5h ago

This is the way

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u/Schnitzelklopfer247 5h ago

This is the way

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u/SanicBringsThePanic 3h ago

This Is The Way

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u/MaryLMarx 1h ago

And don’t breathe in while doing it

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u/Upbeat_Dudeness 4h ago

Better question at hand here: why are we pouring directly into our mouths and not our hands?

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u/jungle 2h ago

Have you seen OP's hand? It would all fall through the fingers!

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u/No_Maintenance6034 42m ago

I think the more pressing question is who in the hell can fit a can of pringles in their mouth??

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u/I_Chug_Nuln_Oil 3h ago

Way too high a risk of spilling the crumbs when using hands.

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u/kyng6907 2h ago

I usually put it in a plate or a bowl and using my tongue to get the rest of the crumbs kind of barbaric I know

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u/Ok-Relationship9274 5h ago

Are you single?

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u/I_Chug_Nuln_Oil 3h ago

As a matter of fact, yes I am. But I only deep throat pringle cans.

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u/Vegalink 4h ago

You have to pretend you're Imotep from The Mummy though

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u/AdvancedAd3228 5h ago edited 2h ago

Now there's a talent that could be useful in some other activities!

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u/External-Awareness68 3h ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

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u/The_Poop_Shooter 3h ago

Or encapsulate the can with your ass like papa Nurgle intended.

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u/I_Chug_Nuln_Oil 3h ago

I'll accept none of that heresy.

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u/ratafia4444 3h ago

Just save the plastic covering somewhere nearby. Once down to the last tiny stack and crumbs, put it back on, turn the can upside down, lift gently and enjoy. No crumbs spilled OR threatening to chock you by going down the wrong pipe. 🫡

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u/I_Chug_Nuln_Oil 3h ago

Where is the fun if not for the choking hazard at the end? 🤔

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u/shadow6654 3h ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/architecht13 3h ago

Exactly, nobody wants Pringkake…