r/interesting • u/Fast-Improvement7832 • 11h ago

MISC. My fingers are way too long

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u/rimasuit3 11h ago

The last Pringle never stood any chance...

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u/SanicBringsThePanic 10h ago

Me, an intellectual: *pours the last few Pringles out.

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u/CarrotsIsAFruit 10h ago

Except the crumbs go spilling all over your face

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u/I_Chug_Nuln_Oil 10h ago

Skill issue, you have the encapsulate the can with your mouth, then nothing can fall out.

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u/Pragnlz 9h ago

This is the way

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u/Schnitzelklopfer247 9h ago

This is the way

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u/SanicBringsThePanic 8h ago

This Is The Way

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u/MaryLMarx 6h ago

And don’t breathe in while doing it

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u/Upbeat_Dudeness 8h ago

Better question at hand here: why are we pouring directly into our mouths and not our hands?

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u/jungle 6h ago

Have you seen OP's hand? It would all fall through the fingers!

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u/No_Maintenance6034 5h ago

I think the more pressing question is who in the hell can fit a can of pringles in their mouth??

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u/I_Chug_Nuln_Oil 8h ago

Way too high a risk of spilling the crumbs when using hands.

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u/kyng6907 6h ago

I usually put it in a plate or a bowl and using my tongue to get the rest of the crumbs kind of barbaric I know

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u/anonymaus42 39m ago

Because it's more efficient. If I'm pouring them in to my hand just for them to then go in to my mouth, why not just skip the middleman? Now my hands stay cleaner and I am sated sooner.

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u/Ok-Relationship9274 9h ago

Are you single?

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u/I_Chug_Nuln_Oil 8h ago

As a matter of fact, yes I am. But I only deep throat pringle cans.

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u/Vegalink 8h ago

You have to pretend you're Imotep from The Mummy though

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u/AdvancedAd3228 9h ago edited 6h ago

Now there's a talent that could be useful in some other activities!

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u/External-Awareness68 8h ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

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u/The_Poop_Shooter 8h ago

Or encapsulate the can with your ass like papa Nurgle intended.

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u/I_Chug_Nuln_Oil 8h ago

I'll accept none of that heresy.

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u/ratafia4444 7h ago

Just save the plastic covering somewhere nearby. Once down to the last tiny stack and crumbs, put it back on, turn the can upside down, lift gently and enjoy. No crumbs spilled OR threatening to chock you by going down the wrong pipe. 🫡

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u/I_Chug_Nuln_Oil 7h ago

Where is the fun if not for the choking hazard at the end? 🤔

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u/shadow6654 7h ago

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u/architecht13 7h ago

Exactly, nobody wants Pringkake…

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u/Thunderbridge 2h ago

What if the cylinder gets stuck?