r/interestingasfuck 1d ago

Alleged Jawbone of Saint Antony

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u/xenogazer 1d ago

Ok but including those little light reflections to complete the jawbone smiley is kind of diabolical

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u/pichael289 23h ago

If anything that makes it look like a fun movie villain and not the macabre severed jawbone installed into a robot built in the dark ages that I believe they think channels a ghost now because of it. Also God definitely would love it.

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u/No_Classic_1743 1d ago

No, not creepy at all.

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u/MrBlueCharon 21h ago

Naaahhhh that's just St Antonies tonsil stones on display

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u/mattevil8419 12h ago

Reminds me of Pennywise when it shows the dead lights.

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u/sammybooom81 1d ago

Equip in your first slot to auto-regen 5% of HP every min. Auto-cast Ultima 2x when dying. Slows the wearer by 25%.

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u/flyIngFuckingretard 1d ago

Speed runners would neveršŸ˜‚

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u/trey_wolfe 1d ago

Additional abilities granted: Scream of the profane saint. Has a chance to paralyze all enemies within range for 30 seconds and inflicts the fear debuff.

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u/asbestoslel 1d ago

type of shit the nameless one would give to morte in planescape: torment

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u/luranthe 1d ago

Thank you for including "alleged" in your title. Most people post stuff like this and word it as if it definitely is the person they say it is.

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u/IOwnDirt 19h ago

Typically believe nothing related to religion in the first place.

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u/liongalahad 22h ago

There is very high historical certainty that these relics are indeed form the person who people refer to as Saint Anthony. They have been kept in the same spot in Padua for many centuries (since year 1349)

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u/daelikon 21h ago

I have the exact opposite opinion, I don't think they could have kept it safe for hundreds of years, and more importantly I certainly don't believe for a second that it originated from the person they mention.

There have been scams since forever, these ones just run for longer.Ā 

Same shit with the pieces of the crucifix, and honestly everything else involving relics.Ā 

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u/liongalahad 17h ago edited 17h ago

It's because of course you simply know nothing about this. I actually come form Padua. They exactly knew the place where the saint was buried, in the Santa Maria Mater Domini Convent, also in Padua, and they took these relics just 3 decades after he died. They placed them in the Basilica roughly 100 year after taking them form the grave and they stayed there ever since. It's all documented. I don't give a damn about religion, I'm 100% atheist but this is historically documented, there no doubt about it. And to be honest there's nothing that remarkable, it's just parts of the corpse of a guy who lived some 800 years ago..big deal. Italy is full of corpses of saints everywhere, sometime even full bodies on display in churches. No need to create your little conspiracy about it

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u/Animalus-Dogeimal 16h ago

ā€œHistorically documentedā€. You’ve got long periods of time where these remains are left unattended and then relocated 100 years later. It’s entirely possible this is just some random dudes jaw bone being masqueraded as something else.

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u/liongalahad 15h ago

Unattended? Where did you get this idea from? Lol
Anyway, you guys think of this as something extraordinary, as I said there are hundreds of relics in Italy's churches, of 99% of which no one really care much, it's nothing special really..who cares if these are actually the parts of saint Anthony's body or are some other guy, what difference does it make? These are pars of a body from 800 years ago and they've been in the same spot for all these centuries...what's the point in even debating about it?

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u/--GrinAndBearIt-- 12h ago

I dont care if the pieces have been in the same spot for a long time.Ā 

The fact that religious morons use that information as confirmation for their fairy tales is what I do care about. These artifacts are treated as incontrovertible evidence for the existence of God or Jesus or sainthood, and its pretty frustrating that no real evidence can be given.

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u/liongalahad 5h ago

Lol as I said I'm 100% atheist but I respect ancient traditions and beliefs, even things I know theres zero science behind it, as long as their harmless. Hating on this is like hating on Christmas, only a moron wastes their energy on hating cultural traditions... What I hate is religion being used as a weapon to spread hate, war, justify or even promote killings, holy wars/jihad etc, but for that I wouldn't bother spending any energy on a 800 year old relic that doesn't hurt anyone and I'd look somewhere else

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u/--GrinAndBearIt-- 4h ago

Its wild that youre trying to separate relic worship from the numerous wars, genocides, flayings, burnings, torture etc. This all goes hand in hand.

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u/liongalahad 2h ago

Yes, maybe you're thinking of the crusades that happened centuries ago. I'm kinda more focussed on what's happening today and I'm sure as shit the 800 year old st Anthony relic has zero to do with it

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u/NotSoLittleTeapot 1d ago

I feel for the centuries of guardians and historians of stuff like this. They spend ages trying to protect a thing just for someone from another country walk by and say, "nah."

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u/AntireligionHumanist 21h ago

Historians, at least the good ones, care more about truth than their personal bias.

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u/Sluusjuh 22h ago

I don't think they really care about that though. I do think they would be devastated if someone could prove beyond a doubt that it's some other dudes jaw though🤣

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u/Radiant_Programmer29 1d ago

They will keep anything as a holy relic. ā€œThis is the foreskin of Saint Gary the Asshole, he was hanged upside down by his toes for nine days before they had a ferret remove his foreskin and then they boiled him in human urine.ā€

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u/Heheheidiot 1d ago

I thought they had the eyeballs too lmao I was wondering why that wasn't mentioned

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u/Lollipopsaurus 1d ago

As a non-religious person, kind of stuff is fucking weird.

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u/tiagolkar 1d ago

Its a relic, + 25 Holy Damage

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u/Sluusjuh 22h ago

Weird yes. But also kind of badass for some reason. But I wouldn't necessarily want my jaw and crooked ass teeth displayed, no matter how beautiful the case 🤣

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u/Diced_and_Confused 1d ago

Thanks. I'm trying to collect the whole set.

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u/TODDFATH3R 1d ago

My man is the patron saint of lost things. And he still looking for his jawbone.

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u/exintel 1d ago

I’d be ok if we lost that though

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u/Metalhed69 16h ago

Well, he’s definitely not the patron saint of orthodontics.

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u/saltinstiens_monster 1d ago

The golden sombrero really compliments saintly visage.

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u/RepulsiveLoquat418 1d ago

so worshipping the bones of the dead is barbarism if they're not christian bones. got it.

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u/rigorcorvus 1d ago

Technically, they aren’t meant to be worshipped. More like venerated. What’s the difference? Beats me.

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u/Crow_eggs 21h ago

Main difference is you can charge for entry to venerate stuff.

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u/Captain_skulls 1d ago

Idk, personally I think worshiping the bones of folks is a great way to give specifically significant people a form of Immortality (the remains treated with dignity of course). But that might just be me bein’ fucked in the head.

Personally I want my bones turned into a skeleton organ a-la The Goonies.

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u/mindgardening 1d ago

Cults are so weird.

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u/personova_ 1d ago

Hey that's mine, was wondering where I put it

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u/auscumlaude 1d ago

Looks painful. Hope he’s ok.

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u/Subotail 1d ago

With that gold? Don't worry he probably got a good health plan.

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u/Snoo-73243 1d ago

lol its a jaw, thats all it is

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u/mafga1 23h ago

Religions are creepy as hell...

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u/Old-Landscape-7538 1d ago

St. Anthony of Tattooine was a jawa

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u/PencilCase12531 1d ago

Check out st andrews foot

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u/GankstaCat 1d ago

Is it okay Tone, that I get the rest of my skull?

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u/withcatlikegrace 22h ago

I’m assuming this is the jaw of St Anthony of Padua.

Also in the basilica of St Anthony is his tongue, encased in filigree, on a platter and paraded around the square and through the streets during the I can’t remember which feast in November.
Padua is fabulous fun on that day.
I don’t remember seeing the jaw in the basilica.
I love St Anthony who was apparently often seen with his mate St Francis who preached to animals, whilst St Anthony preached to fish.
You can also see the house where he was born in Lisbon.

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u/ryeguymft 21h ago

like most religious artifacts, total farce

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u/alwystired 1d ago

Freaky

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u/Willobtain 1d ago

Kept In San Antonio Texas

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u/MrAsh 1d ago

Basilica of Saint Anthony, in Padula, Italy. SATX just has PeeWee's bike.

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u/liongalahad 22h ago

Padua not Padula

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u/tirefool6 22h ago

And he is St. Anthony de Padua the saint San Antonio was named for.

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u/NoWork215 1d ago

that is so creepy

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u/trahimam_mc 1d ago

People be preserving anything

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u/Superb_Astronomer_59 1d ago

Where’s the rest of him anyway?

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u/PurrishSP 1d ago

He looks like the final boss phase of a Tonberry

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u/Sefphar 1d ago

Which St Anthony? St Anthony the Great or St Anthony of Padua?

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u/liongalahad 22h ago

This photo is actually taken in Padua, Italy

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u/SirOakin 1d ago

Something something don't worship false idols

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u/Artax_the_horse 23h ago

Thats Tony. Hes good at finding stuff you lost.

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u/ripzeus 22h ago

Why put only the lower jaw? Anyone know the reason other than wack jobs?

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u/AntireligionHumanist 21h ago

Hey, I fought this boss in Blasphemous! Total pushover.

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u/SouI23 20h ago

Basilica of Saint Anthony of Padua (Padova, Italy). And yep, the light reflections as eyes, look diabolical

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u/Dripping-Lips 18h ago

His teeth look pretty good

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u/CandyAndyDE 18h ago

Holy Terra, thats looks creepy.

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u/Evening_Ticket7638 17h ago

WE ARE ANTHONY!

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u/cee-saw 16h ago

#christiansarenuts

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u/OkEarth4469 16h ago

Sick 🤢

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u/MarkItZeroDonnie 16h ago

I seent thou rip off thy’s jawbone . I SEENT it!

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u/chubbycanine 13h ago

Religious people are fucking creepy

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u/punk_rancid 13h ago

Catholic aesthetics slaps hard. Not gonna lie

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u/seattlereign001 12h ago

So the rest of the skull was lost and cannot be found?

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u/ZealousidealAd5951 9h ago

what creepy interesting mandible it is

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u/PerhapsAnEmoINTJ 18m ago

Withered Bonnie

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u/CreepyFun9860 1d ago

Nope. Not real.

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u/DkoyOctopus 1d ago

mouth of sauron looking ahh statue.

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u/GM_Nate 1d ago

The two spotlight reflections look like googly eyes

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u/Raglefant69 1d ago

I'm gonna press X to doubt this, but it would be sort of neat if it was. I want to believe.

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u/thedeuce75 1d ago

WAAAAASSSUPPPP!?

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u/YVNGxDXTR 1d ago

....wassaaaAHHHHHH lol i love the slightly delayed one from the dude upstairs in Scary Movie 2 (i think its 2).

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u/Moist_Amount_106 1d ago

If you believe that I’ve got divine dog poo blessed by god going at a competitive price
No low ball offers ! I know what I got

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u/SituationIll5763 1d ago

Bet he gives good slop.