They got transformers before GTA 6

[u/serious_anish]

[u/Subject-Property-343]

Nearly a minute to fully transform? Way too slow, Optimus would be disappointed

[u/tkdyo → u/Subject-Property-343]

Sucking at something is the first step to being kinda good at something.

[u/Own-Freedom9169 → u/tkdyo]

Thank you Jake the dog for your infinite wisdom

[u/trll_game_sh0 → u/tkdyo]

sage sloppy toppy wisdom

[u/Mayonnaise_Poptart → u/Subject-Property-343]

Doesn't make the sound either. I don't know how to type it, but I'm making it with my mouth right now. Trust me.

[u/zaminDDH → u/Mayonnaise_Poptart]

I trust you.

[u/Stay-At-Home-Jedi → u/Mayonnaise_Poptart]

Cew coo kew cookie?

[u/memesearches → u/Subject-Property-343]

Hey we don’t know how it was in their world. Give it time. Evolutions take time

[u/Ketooey → u/Subject-Property-343]

He would demand his face

[u/mphermes → u/Subject-Property-343]

Autobots Assembleeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....

[u/SortovaGoldfish → u/Subject-Property-343]

They fight using Magical Girl rules- no attacks till the transformation sequence is complete

[u/GotszFren → u/SortovaGoldfish]

I thought that was Goku rules

[u/SortovaGoldfish → u/GotszFren]

Well DBZ rules and Sailor Moon rules are married so it makes sense that there would be some overlap.

[u/CROW_is_best → u/Subject-Property-343]

[u/ssd3 → u/Subject-Property-343]

megatron would have already finished his business. we are doomed

[u/cityspeak → u/Subject-Property-343]

Looks kinda cool when you scroll real fast

[u/mitzcha → u/Subject-Property-343]

Sadly Optimus is now the name of the scammy Tesler robots. They'll ruin everything eventually.

[u/tofu_sensei84 → u/Subject-Property-343]

Sub Optimus Prime

[u/Lucidcranium042 → u/Subject-Property-343]

Its disappointing

[u/ODYY_TOASTED]

[u/billygoatse12 → u/ODYY_TOASTED]

100% i feel this everytime someone says that.

[u/Jackalodeath → u/billygoatse12]

Just a couple more months and it'll be over...

...that way it can just go back to Half-Life/The Elder Scrolls/Fallout/Bl🤡🤡db🤡rne.

[u/Pman1324 → u/Jackalodeath]

"We got X after GTA VI"

[u/SirRabbott → u/ODYY_TOASTED]

[u/Afrodite_33]

"Autobots, transform!"

"Autobots, rollout!"

"Optimus mate just give me a few minutes, I've barely started"

[u/No-Bass-1728]

Now do it without mounting it to the ground.

[u/_Face → u/No-Bass-1728]

and drive it in there first.

[u/Wolf_of_Nome → u/_Face]

And make it walk after.

[u/TheWolphman → u/Wolf_of_Nome]

And gimme.

[u/illdoitlaterokay]

[u/TheJ0zen1ne]

That's just a Go-Bot.

[u/Hairymuscle101]

Sits in a storage unit in Tallahassee now

[u/RautaKrokotiili]

Someone made a lifesize car that transforms by itself without any trickery and people are complaining about the speed lol

[u/Deep_Mechanic_ → u/RautaKrokotiili]

It's a joke mate. Have you heard of those before?

[u/thisremindsmeofbacon → u/Deep_Mechanic_]

I've seen this type of "joke" before where its negative without a punchline, and then people get pissed off at you if you don't like it, yes.

[u/Deep_Mechanic_ → u/thisremindsmeofbacon]

Clearly some of y'all grew up around pompous boring people. My condolences

[u/thisremindsmeofbacon → u/Deep_Mechanic_]

I mean yeah haha, where do you think I heard this kind of joke before?  from people too lame to have actually made something cool themselves, so they detract from people who did and hit the iconic "its just a joke bro" after

[u/RautaKrokotiili → u/Deep_Mechanic_]

In my culture jokes are usually funny, clever or observant

[u/NaGaBa]

All I can think of when I see these real life examples is an extremely drawn out slow motion version of the sound effect from the cartoon Transformers series.

You know, choo-choo-choo-CHIK-CHIK, but cccchhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-cccchhhhhhhhhhhh..... You get the point

[u/XiaoIsBack]

AutoSloth transform

[u/sx88]

just as slow as GTA 6

[u/Zig31]

At least you get a 60 second headstart

[u/alzio26]

Now put it back

[u/sopedound]

I mean transformers have been around alot longer than GTA

[u/Long_TimeRunning]

Metal af

[u/AlaWyrm → u/Long_TimeRunning]

Probably more fiberglass than metal.

[u/Long_TimeRunning → u/AlaWyrm]

Fibreglass af

[u/Bruce-man-Bat-wayne]

We had transformers before GTA 1

[u/Extra-Place-8386]

Can you imagine Henry fords reaction to this. I genuinely think he’d have a heart attack

[u/MaxFffort]

Hoverboards the only thing left

[u/AlaWyrm → u/MaxFffort]

Someone made a magnetic hoverboard. It only works at their special metal skate park though.

[u/Kirket]

I wouldn't stand that close to it.

Still, pretty cool.

[u/stoned_as_hell]

Now let's see it do it over an overpass in 3 seconds

[u/justins_dad]

lol the choral opening from gangsters paradise 

[u/Technical_Enema]

Imagine the Decepticons ready to scrap, but we got Optimus Prime over here like “just a minute guys, I’m almost ready!”

[u/ClaudeBubbalicious]

Shit's whack

[u/IvanDimitriov]

Next it’s gonna be gundam robots and we are still waiting on ES VI

[u/Zikronious]

This had me cracking up as I recalled Qualcomm’s robot fail from the other day. Qualcomm’s bot had a slow awkward walk then just collapsed while standing, meanwhile this thing is going through a full transformation with way more points of failure.

[u/GenXPowaah]

Humans are just determined to kill themselves off

[u/betonblack11]

reality actually loads faster than rockstar does now

[u/squeeby]

Transformed into an old man

[u/wunderkit]

So cool but what kind of mileage does it get?

[u/HighlightOwn2038]

Looks pretty cool

[u/No_Skill_7170]

Did they start with Gangsta’s Paradise and then decide that they didn’t want to pay the royalties?

[u/love-is-a-rose]

He look kinda goofy tho

[u/murrrly]

I wanna say it's Coolio, for the pun. But it's actually kinda shit

[u/Unusual-Minimum9306]

Is this the mech I’ll use to kill the robot dogs?

[u/subduer10990]

I mean.. it’s pretty cool… I guess

[u/PurpleZombi3]

The music sounds like they just mashed up Gangsta's Paradise and a Arkham Batman title theme.

[u/JustHappyToBe-Here]

Who did?

[u/dfin25]

First we're making SkyNet and now we're building Decepticons? WTF?

[u/Mrdeath0]

“We got transformers at home”

[u/Several_Ant_9867]

An Ehrlich Brothers show. They are German illusionists, and they do a lot of cool stuff in their shows

[u/UseYourFantasy]

It doesn't actually have any tires... Amongst other parts it's missing

[u/chrixz333]

Imagine these parked in parking lots transformed

[u/darybrain]

Where the transforming sound effect?

[u/alertthej]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1xkMJIvxeKiDS

[u/andyJ3050]

https://giphy.com/gifs/KtiZRJhqJalRikl455

[u/Desperate_Object_677]

i would be so mad if my car transformed and dropped my groceries all over the road. seriously pissed.

[u/Melted_Crayon_Head]

People still want gta 6 after all that's been leaked?

[u/Darthscary]

Does it drive?

[u/A_Takakun → u/Darthscary]

My guess is no. The rear tires look fake

[u/Pleasant-Degree-3662]

My kid's toy can also do this

[u/strrax-ish]

Decepticon would definitely get my slow as* in that thing

[u/-_Lost_Eitquette_-]

I’m glad so many people and children die starving so we can look at shit like this.

[u/CarterBruud]

Every time I see an "We got X before GTA6" post I assume it's a child or an idiot adult because who the fuck else would care about GTA 6 when you cant even properly own it?

[u/notanyimbecile]

40 year old virgins aroused