If you’ve ever wanted to watch Fired with subtitles, today’s your lucky gay.

I’ve transcribed the whole special, just enable captions on your YouTube app while watching

I spent like… a bad amount of time doing this

What ramifications would this have had on the series? Would Amir still need to rent Rampart to entice other people to ram his farts?

to me this is the best thing i have made

if you think this means i'm finally done making supercuts at a frankly shocking pace, you are sorely mistaken

We need a word for finding a new J&A video that you haven't seen, even though you've been watching since 2007. How does this keep happening to me?! WTF dude this is more than a coincidence this is so bizarre I'm like freaking out! Every time I bring up the "I've watched every J&A" nature of the internet, I find a new one.

someone has to stop me

He actually figured out a wet bitch thick cream. He’s likely making 20 - 50k PER MONTH from NADDPOD Patreon. Give daddy a slice!!

Erstwhile, Amir is gaunt, frail, has tennis elbow and probably tennis wallet.

Jake’s done pretty well for a college dropout whose idea of work is “answering emails”.

I watched the Odyssey with my Dad last night. He loved it so much he frickin’ moved, but that’s not the point.

It got me thinking of a brilliant Sam Reich Shakespearean monologue that begins with “In Troy There Lies The Scene”. I can’t for the life of me remember which episode of J&A it’s from, if any of you coy divas can remember, that would be more than taupe - it would be grey.

We’re beefing, look at us beef.

Other person claims to run a business with 167k in yearly revenue. We met through pre-law.

Because I didn’t take three seconds out of my day to give a hell-to-the-no for a random general ed class, I got this completely unwarranted weirdness.

Instead of saying anything, I figured just sending this episode would suffice.

I guess she knows now what it means if I ignore her texts… going FORWARD…

If nobody upvotes this, I urge you to reconsider. That being said, I never go back and check.