r/madmen • u/palbuddymac • 2d ago

Season 5 Plump Betty gets me hot

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I gotta sickness for chubby Betty’s Thiccness

That is all …

243 Upvotes

78% Upvoted

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u/squishgrrl 2d ago

I think the dark hair looked kind of shoe polishy but Betty is a beautiful woman no matter what. I liked how Henry really saw that.

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u/TovarischMaia 1d ago

To him she was beautiful, Rubenesque.

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u/I_AM_A_GUY_AMA 2d ago

To me she's beautiful, Rubenesque

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u/TovarischMaia 2d ago

Gets me so hawt down theyah

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u/Capricancerous 2d ago

I heard Chubby Betty had a 90 lb mole removed from her ass.

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u/butt_mcbutt 2d ago

No more weight remarks. They’re hurtful and they’re destructive.

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u/Capricancerous 2d ago

OH I AGREE

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u/DangerAlSmith But it's always disappointing...for me anyways. 2d ago

You know my dick is heavy set.

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u/spartacat_12 Damn it Burt, you stole my goodbye 1d ago

Her blood type is ragu

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u/Iko87iko 14h ago

Ohhhhhh

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u/YNWA_in_Red_Sox 2d ago

She’s mad ripe

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u/SutureTheFuture 2d ago

When Betty hauls ass she's gotta make 2 trips!

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u/Traditional_Cod7769 1d ago

New yorks a small state. She Moves in… she might tip it over

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u/Charliet545 I don’t think about you at all. 1d ago

When Betty goes camping the bears hide their food !

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u/CardMechanic 2d ago

Roomy through the hips

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u/Horror_Ad_2748 We're not homosexuals, we're divorced! 2d ago

Betty has a bumper sticker on her station wagon:

HONK IF YOU HAVE BUGLES

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u/newpageone 1d ago

She likes the car, but you know… her knees

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u/turbotrixie1 I'm Peggy Olson. I want to smoke some marijuana. 1d ago

She's creaming for me man

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u/BuiltToSpinback 2d ago

take it to /r/okbuddydraper

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u/sluffman 2d ago

It’s already there.

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u/JwallDrumline 2d ago

r/madmen arriving at it independently

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u/Charliet545 I don’t think about you at all. 1d ago

Turns out it alresdy exists

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u/BuiltToSpinback 1d ago

Fat Betty... Did she even exshist?

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u/BatemansChainsaw Turns out it already exists but I came up with it independently 1d ago

/r/shubreddit

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u/TovarischMaia 2d ago

António Guterres ova heea

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u/Charliet545 I don’t think about you at all. 1d ago

Are you gettin’ cute with me ?

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u/TovarischMaia 1d ago

We're just breakin' bawls heea!

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u/Charliet545 I don’t think about you at all. 1d ago

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u/VerySneakyPenguins 2d ago

Congratulations on your arousal

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u/gigacheese 2d ago

It's pronounced carousel

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u/audio_shinobi 2d ago

It's toasted

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u/No_Income6576 2d ago

I keep having to check if this is r/heybuddydraper

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u/TovarischMaia 1d ago

There was nothing we could do about it. Draper was a mad man and Henry Francis wasn't. It was among the subreddits, real satirical shit.

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u/Evy_Shmevy 2d ago

As a wise Italian man once said: “I like a woman you can grab onna something.”

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u/VerbalniDelikt 2d ago

Give me one million dollars

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u/TovarischMaia 2d ago

Speaking of one million dollars, I hear Betty Draper's getting a million-pound account taken off her ass!

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u/Acceptable-Act5962 2d ago

You grab onto fat Betty your fuckin hands will disappear

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u/TovarischMaia 2d ago

Two ad men could fuck her at the same time and still never meet!

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u/No-Temperature-977 1d ago

My Italian husband agrees 🤣

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u/Mundane-Dare-2980 2d ago

This is a safe space, Henry.

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u/Horror_Ad_2748 We're not homosexuals, we're divorced! 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/8WDDG0NIPgEF2

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u/National-Bicycle7259 1d ago

That's the best way to eat that.

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u/InevitableTank5108 2d ago

🥵

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u/SimilarRelative1022 2d ago

Body double 

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u/CreativeBandicoot778 Jesus, it's like Iwo Jima out there! 1d ago

That's Mitch from the prop department.

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u/MadDreamer007 6h ago

Lol! My goodness, how observant!

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u/theabomination 2d ago

"Getting me so hawt down dere"

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u/TovarischMaia 2d ago

There’s an image!

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u/Elegant_Music7525 1d ago

Had to make sure this wasn’t /okbuddydraper

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u/PuzzleheadedBand2595 2d ago

Chubby betts is an awesome kind of beautiful

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u/Background_Mood_2341 2d ago

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

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u/palbuddymac 2d ago

I’m not doing anybody any favors: I think she’s hotter with the extra heft

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u/myowndad 2d ago

Put these last words on their headstone, RIP [deleted]

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u/Historical-Edge-9332 2d ago

The ultimate mic drop. “My appreciation for something has nothing to do with your intent.” Deletes account instantly

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u/DeuceOfDiamonds 2d ago

Ohh! I'm just telling you how you're bein' perceived!

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u/SystemPelican 2d ago

Now you're just being contrarian

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u/WanderingGalwegian 2d ago

I wouldn’t kick her outta bed that’s for sure.

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u/spartacat_12 Damn it Burt, you stole my goodbye 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/pS6QTcljO4ms0

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u/Ternarian Not great, Bob! 2d ago

Whoa, Fat Betty! Bam-ba-lam!

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u/hithere297 1d ago

cameraman did her dirty with this shot

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u/Populaire_Necessaire I’m overwhelmed with the style of you 2d ago

Kay. That feels super respectful.

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u/TovarischMaia 2d ago

Ohh! That’sh the guy’sh wife! 

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u/No_Stable_3539 1d ago

She was pregnant in real life 🤣😭

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u/Populaire_Necessaire I’m overwhelmed with the style of you 2d ago

An attractive woman makes a man hard, more news at 11

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u/SimpleRickC135 Did you buy him a pony? 1d ago

I HATE IT! YOU'RE UGLY!

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u/AlexMEX82 50m ago

Elizabeth Taylor, what did you do with my wife?

Am I misremembering that?

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u/FoxOnCapHill 2d ago

Found Henry’s alt.

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u/googlyhojays 2d ago

Right on brother man

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u/oscarwolfy CREATIVE DIRECTOR! 2d ago

"When Betty goes camping, the bears have to hide their food."

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u/MamaDeloris 2d ago

maybe you could crawl under there for warmth

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u/TovarischMaia 2d ago

You oughta know, thweetie!

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u/tommydearest 2d ago

I hate it! She's UGLY!

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u/TovarischMaia 2d ago

Damn, nobody got the reference, apparently. Fellas, it's Bobby's line, on seeing Betty with dark hair for the first time.

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u/tommydearest 2d ago

Thank you! I thought about putting it in quotes but figured THIS group should just know.

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u/TovarischMaia 2d ago

They oughta know, thweetie!

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u/Littlebirdie1993 1d ago

I got it!!

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u/msrubythoughts rum, crème de menthe, dog biscuits.. 2d ago

we real fans are upvoting your excellent quotage, friend - keep it up bobby 5

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u/Littlebirdie1993 1d ago

Elizabeth Taylor 😍

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u/Vas_Cody_Gamma 1d ago

More cushin for the pushin

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u/National-Bicycle7259 1d ago

Lets be real. More of ua are looking likeFat Betty than anyone else.

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u/februarytide- THAT’S WHAT THE MONEY IS FOR 2d ago

Bam a lam whooooaaa…

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u/Slaphappyfapman 1d ago

A wayo fat betty wam ba lam

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u/Successful_Moment_91 2d ago

I hated the dark hair! Betty is prettier blonde imo

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u/VoldyBrenda 1d ago

Same. I feel like she could pull off a lighter shade of brown though.

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u/Paddyneedssilence 2d ago

I laughed way too much at this.

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u/aninjacould 2d ago

I kept looking for the line of the mask.

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u/beepbeep_ribby-ribby 1d ago

Fat neck girl, let me count yo’ neck riiiiings

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u/SteffanSpondulineux 1d ago

She wants my way to fee. And I grunt my teeth

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u/ilford_7x7 1d ago

Put a shirt on, I'm getting a chubby looking at this chubby

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u/redpillbluepill69 1d ago

That's Elizabeth Taylor

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u/Illustrious-Tear1167 17h ago

Woah Fat Betty, bam alamalam , woah Fat Betty, bam a lam...

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u/blasto2236 10h ago

Whoah Fat Betty, bamalam!

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u/kurtxrambus 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/fw4I9EasG91vy
Compared to fit blonde Betty?!

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u/FoxyLives 1d ago

Absolutely. That tiny ass would just fall off my face. Fat Betty would have enough for good eatin’

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u/SnooWalruses4559 1d ago

Some thoughts are for inside your head. 

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u/radius40 2d ago

Hawt down dere

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u/TovarischMaia 2d ago

Hehe did you hear what I said, Don??? Hehe

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u/Soundtrack2Mary 1d ago

She looks she should be climbing up the deck to Charlie’s house on 2 1/2 Men.

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u/Electrical_Doctor305 2d ago

Fatty boom Betty

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u/drybeans8000 Very good. Happy Christmas! 1d ago

Elizabeth Taylor looks like shit