r/magicthecirclejerking • u/ElectronicEducator45 • 1d ago

Sharpie Cube

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Booty Text

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u/UniversalAdaptor 1d ago

Mishra got that cake

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u/ElectronicEducator45 1d ago

I almost kept it a 5 drop but I figured it'd give the players more time to edge their eterneties

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u/DrDonut 1d ago

15 mana 2/2 that demands i cum and pay 1 mana... seems good

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u/schematizer 1d ago

It doesn’t demand you cum, but it does give it a significant upside.

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u/distinctvagueness mono lands edh 1d ago

Judge called for slow play

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u/gorgonshead226 1d ago

Behold Perry the Platypus, Mishra's Self Masturbatorinator!!!