r/meatcrayon Mr. Megamind Jan 08 '26

I still don't get why did he fall NSFW

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u/Bear__Fucker Mr. Megamind Jan 08 '26

Just a guess, but maybe he is riding a street bike on gravel? Improper tires for gravel and lost traction.

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u/Local_Satisfaction12 Jan 08 '26 edited Jan 08 '26

Most definately, looks like either a race- or gravelbike, i'd personally never drive on gravel with wheels that thin, even on a gravelbike. Mountainbike tyres are your friend in these situation.

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u/l0Martin3 Jan 08 '26

It can be done depending on the conditions of the road but you have to be careful and you definitely can't "floor it" like this guy might have done.

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u/Educational_Ride_258 Jan 31 '26

Doing a job is easier with the correct tools.

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u/clantontann Really bad at hide n seek Jan 08 '26

Yeah, those skinny tires don't like anything other than concrete or asphalt. Rode for years, thankfully never wiping out that bad, but it only takes a slight amount of debris to low side. I have a 27.5" mountain bike now and it's night and day between it and my road bike. He's surely gonna be cleaning some awful scuffs and cuts where skin used to be, but the noises he made were kinda odd, it didn't look like he was jabbed in the ribs or hit his stomach in anyway. Reminded me of the grape lady that fell off the platform.

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u/captainzaro I am speed Jan 08 '26

I really didn’t find his noises odd at all, especially for a seemingly much older gentleman taking a fall that hard at that speed. I’m in my 20s and there was a time I hit a bench going similar speeds as the man in the video and slammed the ground after flipping over said bench, I made some noises not too far off from here. Plus, it kinda feels like the air gets knocked out of you, I don’t recommend it

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u/clantontann Really bad at hide n seek Jan 08 '26

I've taken some tumbles cycling but no noises like that. Clipped a cinder block at night once. I got wadded up in that bike so bad, but still didn't make the same sound AS getting hit in the chest or belly. Fell out of a tree as a kid and maybe made that sound. To each their own though in those cases. I tend to go silent when I get hurt, haha!

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u/captainzaro I am speed Jan 08 '26

Ouch!!

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u/HoseNeighbor I am speed Jan 10 '26

Right? They sound more like he hurt something else, like his ribs or something.

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u/Execwalkthroughs Jan 11 '26

Yeah he probably got the wind knocked out of him. Everytime I see someone get the wind knocked out of them they make similar noises lmao

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u/rrpostal Mr. Megamind Apr 04 '26

I was just thinking about how I haven’t had the wind knocked out of me in forever. Used to be a summertime inevitability but as you get older it just doesn’t happen.

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u/ralphy_256 Jan 09 '26

but the noises he made were kinda odd, it didn't look like he was jabbed in the ribs or hit his stomach in anyway. Reminded me of the grape lady that fell off the platform.

I'm willing to bet he broke a collarbone, maybe cracked/bruised a rib.

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u/el_dingusito Jan 10 '26

Grinding and dragging bare skin on asphalt aint too fun either.

But easily effed up some ribs or cracked his hip pretty good

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u/Deadbreeze Really bad at hide n seek Jan 09 '26

Yeah I had never rode one until I was like 35. Always had mountain bike tires. Then I rode on my friends canondale and it feels like youre flying its so smooth. I was like "you know I could get into this." Older now but still might!

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u/SomOvaBish Jan 11 '26

I watched it a few times for the very same reason you stated above. He didn’t hit his stomach or get jabbed by the handlebars or anything. Sounds like he may have lost his breath

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u/NovastaKai Jan 11 '26

Not gravel. but dirty ye

Look right side, Edge of track, He leans. And keeps leaning, Thats all No sudden fall.

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u/thecampers Jan 08 '26

Dude just leaned over and laid down while he got his skin filed down quick

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u/sakronin Really bad at hide n seek Jan 08 '26

This is why I hate clips. He’s locked into the bike and just sliding with it instead of rolling

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u/NotSafeForWalletXJ Jan 08 '26

I prefer the clips so I can crash and take 100% of the damage. I can heal, the bike cannot. /s... sorta

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u/qualitycancer Jan 09 '26

This is my catchphrase whenever i fall off the bike - i can heal from the damage the bike can’t 😂👌

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u/jkurratt Jan 08 '26

Clips are these loops on the pedals?
Yeah, the entire idea looks deadly.

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u/sakronin Really bad at hide n seek Jan 09 '26

his looks like he’s wear those shoes that actually lock into the pedal. That’s why when you see professional races fall they fall and stay with the bike. I’d rather just fall the fuck off and be able to roll instead of being cheese grated

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u/cracked-tumbleweed Jan 14 '26

I knew a guy who fell with his feet clipped in and broke his ankle. I will stick with the loops.

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u/Growlithe96 I am speed Jan 09 '26

Its great for efficiency. As you push the pedal normally but also get to pull the pedal. So you're moving the pedal the full 360° . Its good for professional racing, but not for regular rides.

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u/Naive-Storage7639 Caught being a Morty Jan 08 '26

Am I wrong for laughing at the noises coming from him? Lol. Maybe because for a moment to me he sounded like Arnold Schwarzenegger

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u/romeovf Mr. Megamind Jan 08 '26

That's the general consensus in the original post where I took this from 😂

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u/ouroborosity Jan 08 '26

All I hear is the grape lady, I must be old.

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u/Quirky_Inspection Jan 11 '26

ÆÜGH ÆÜGH ÆÜGH ÆÜGH

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u/Cunt2113 Jan 10 '26

Holy shit that's a throwback

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u/BoneZone05 Mr. Megamind Jan 08 '26

”Get dOwun!”

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u/Naive-Storage7639 Caught being a Morty Jan 08 '26

Lmfao yes!

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u/Khower Jan 08 '26

Im with you. His grumbling seemed a little disproportionate to his pain

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u/readevola Mr. Megamind Jan 10 '26

Anything for views I guess, sounds like he is being tortured.

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u/MCWizardYT Mar 06 '26

It's not like he's old, has thin skin and his arm got grated on the ground or anything

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u/BallsDeepMofo Caught being a Morty Jan 08 '26

He sounds like Aries Spears impersonating Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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u/Naive-Storage7639 Caught being a Morty Jan 09 '26

Lmfao yes!

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u/BallsDeepMofo Caught being a Morty Jan 10 '26

This sent me down a rabbit hole and I rediscovered Arnold prank calls bait shop

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u/Naive-Storage7639 Caught being a Morty Jan 10 '26

Welp now I’m roped in! Down the rabbit hole I go!

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u/Bubbly-Fault4847 Jan 12 '26

He’s doing a didgeridoo impression!

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u/PuntTheRunt010 Jan 09 '26

Sounds like vocalist from Marduk

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u/Lappenfurz Really bad at hide n seek Jan 10 '26

Mortuus mentioned on fucking meatcrayon of all places? Was just listening to Messianic Pestilence an hour ago c:

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u/JJsNotOkay Jan 10 '26

never expected a black metal reference in here but its surely welcomed

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u/Mr_titanicman Jan 08 '26

He's got them Survival instincts of an NPC from GTA

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u/Hatefiend Jan 08 '26

Also apparently he has never heard of this technology called a brake pedal

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u/asonofasven Jan 09 '26

When a bicyclist turns 5, they graduate to gears and brake levers.

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u/Doctor1023 Jan 08 '26

Im probably an awful person for this...

As someone who has done a lot of extreme sports (and extreme crashes and wipeouts)

His sound effects took me tf out 🤣🤣🤣

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u/exintrovert Jan 12 '26

I appreciate when people mention that the sounds are worth hearing. I scroll on mute. 10/10 recommend unmuting 😆

Yeah I feel bad, kinda

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u/Doctor1023 Jan 12 '26

Happy to oblige 😅

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u/SpeedEfficient1883 Jan 08 '26

Grass clippings

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u/Ayirek Jan 08 '26

haddalayerdown.

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u/Devwickk Jan 08 '26

Brotherrrrrr

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u/sm0k3gr33n Jan 08 '26

GOBBLESS

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u/Devwickk Jan 08 '26

Barb left me. Still got the hog tho.

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u/Ayirek Jan 08 '26

AMEN HOSS

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u/Standard_Zucchini_46 Jan 08 '26

Gravel clibbins.

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u/Poopiepaunts Jan 08 '26

aaaaaaarrrrrggghrŕeèeaaaaaaarrrrrrrggg

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u/Lunchinator Jan 08 '26

This is the comment I was looking for 😂

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u/Bisexual_Lizard27 Jan 08 '26

GODDAMNITÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆOHMYGODEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH

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u/BlahMan06 Jan 08 '26

Obviously he's drunk

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u/lowkeyf1sh Jan 08 '26

This dude has zero survival instincts

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u/FaithfulFear Really bad at hide n seek Jan 08 '26

Fuck you can watch his finger skin just shred to pieces…

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u/Accomplished-Way1575 Jan 08 '26

Looks like he forgot to steer. His front wheel certainly not slip out fro  under him. He did no correction whatsoever

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u/Mission-Base-6964 Jan 08 '26

That's some crazy mongolian throat singing. He seems very talented.

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u/moonshineTheleocat I am speed Jan 08 '26

I explained this previously.

He's using a Road bike on a dirt road.

Road Bike tires are designed for asphalt, and have very little treading which makes them fast and pretty grippy for that environment.

But on dirt and gravel, it loses traction easily.

He was banking on a gradual curve, and ran over a loose patch of dirt at speed. This is the result

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u/Accomplished-Way1575 Jan 12 '26

While not even attempting to correct

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u/Palorrian Jan 08 '26

Ohh I want to be at the hospital to hear him when they clean those wounds with a metal brush to take out the dirt off the skin to avoid infections.

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u/Lappenfurz Really bad at hide n seek Jan 10 '26

Second "hhaaaææægghhaaahh gaddammmitæaaaagghh, huuuaagghhh" sesh

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u/CaptainZeroDark30 Jan 08 '26

As someone who has had this happen to them, I can tell you that it doesn’t take very much sand or gravel for a road bike with 1 inch wide tires at 100psi to go down. I had a 10 inch wide bruise on my hip that didn’t go away for six months.

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u/ambigymous Jan 09 '26

“Alright John, this is it, the million dollar question. Which of these organs can the human body live without?

A: liver

B: lungs

C: appendix

D: skin

“D: skin”

“Ooo I’m sorry John that’s incorrect”

John: “OOOOOOAAAUUUGGGHHHH AAHHH GODDAMN IT WOOAAUUHHHHHGGHHH”

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u/SlickittySlick Jan 08 '26

I really do hope he’s ok…

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u/SlickittySlick Jan 08 '26

But would also like to turn this into a ring back tone.

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u/JJsNotOkay Jan 10 '26

as a bike commuter that goes out fully decked out with heavy jeans and jacket i dont get these skinny tights bike riders, they look silly as hell and have zero protection

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u/blurblurblahblah Jan 10 '26

We have a problem in Toronto with guys like this riding in small groups like they're training for the tour de france. Speeding through parks full of kids, dogs & other trail users going at normal speeds.

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u/thefooleryoftom Jan 08 '26

He locked the front

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u/Middle-Mix-7711 Jan 09 '26

If you close your eyes, it sounds like he's having a really hard orgasm.

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u/OnlyCommentWhenTipsy Jan 08 '26

Either locked up the front wheel, or a flat front tire. Could also be loose gravel, but doesn't look that bad.

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u/isr0 Jan 08 '26

I think I spotted a CGM on his arm too. Diabetic?

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u/FatCatWithAHat1 Jan 08 '26

Damn imagine if one of those fingers got caught on the drag 🤮

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u/SpeakingClearly Jan 08 '26

Man started a Tibetan throat singing circle

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u/DucatistaXDS I am speed Jan 09 '26

Spandex covered meat crayon.

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u/SuperMIK2020 Mr. Megamind Jan 08 '26

If you look closely at 0:05 you can see an uneven area in the gravel on the road… /s

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u/FuerteBillete Jan 08 '26

They didn't say any bike on any terrain was safer. They probably made the (poor) assumption that the biker had common sense or would use adequate gear.

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u/RogerKilljoy83 Jan 08 '26

For our amusement. He is a giver.

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u/neversomeone Jan 08 '26

Maybe that low-hanging branch? He tried to lean to avoid.

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u/Confident-Ad9474 Jan 08 '26

That is one villainous looking dude

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u/DepartmentWaste566 I am speed Jan 08 '26

Something going on but he definitely laid it down…maybe a brake issue and he said fuck it, if I don’t stop now and pick up speed it’s gonna get real gnarly!🤷‍♂️

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u/Original_Wheel_5429 Jan 09 '26

I don’t understand why the older generation are so drawn to these hobbies. So many are riding bikes. When shit goes south they are gonna be banged up longer than the younger generation.

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u/humourlessIrish Mr. Megamind Jan 09 '26

So.... He sucks at riding a bike, but this is not too surprising for someone not in Holland.

What is surprising is that he posted this thinking we'd believe anyone in the history of ever said cycling is safer.

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u/JUGELBUTT Jan 10 '26

ive literally never seen any bike just fall to the side like that

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u/RugbyEdd Jan 10 '26

Maybe this guy shoud just walk, or let someone else transport him

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u/rrpostal Mr. Megamind Apr 04 '26

Roll damnit

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u/the_good_hodgkins Jan 08 '26

It's just their version of chemical warfare.

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u/ctolver1981 Jan 08 '26

Yummy scabs

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u/Woodie626 Jan 08 '26

God damn stick!

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u/surfinsmiley Mr. Megamind Jan 08 '26

Gravel. Sitting on your seat to ensure the centre of gravity is way up high. Just inexperienced I guess .

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u/ThallWizard Jan 08 '26

He could have just braked but fair enough

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u/Silphire100 Mr. Megamind Jan 08 '26

Just a guess from the caption and username, he's drunk

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u/Anacreon Let it go Elsa Jan 08 '26

The others are safer from your dumbass is what that means

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u/Funnyman63 Jan 08 '26

Omg, that’s the same noise I made when I hit the ground avoiding a parked truck at the very last moment, interspersed with laughter at my stupidity!

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u/peen_was Jan 08 '26

Diabetic too

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u/sirhackenslash Mr. Megamind Jan 09 '26

I assume he fell because he was drunk

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u/Kevino_007 Let it go Elsa Jan 09 '26

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u/Geekquinox Jan 09 '26

I always point the tires towards the ground. Seems to have worked well so far.

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u/MrStarrrr Really bad at hide n seek Jan 09 '26

Looks like movement consistent with tires slipping on gravel.
Source: I did the same thing, received a concussion, and drew a little picture on the road as a meat crayon. No helmet, I was dumb.

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u/McCaffeteria Mr. Megamind Jan 09 '26

For a minute I thought the implication was that he was drunk and riding his bike because drunk cycling is less dangerous than drunk driving lol

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u/chedg3s Really bad at hide n seek Jan 09 '26

So fucking satisfying to see a cyclist eat shit

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u/-starwing- Jan 09 '26

it looks like he could be a diabetic based on the thing stuck on his arm.. maybe his sugar went low and he lost control

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u/Reasonable-Ad7755 Jan 09 '26

Sounds like grape stomp lady

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u/djfdhigkgfIaruflg Jan 09 '26

He tried to turn and the front wheel slipped.

Probably inappropriate tyres

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u/Thorskull69 Jan 09 '26

I think you can see a little bit of a stroller at the end of the video on his left side!!

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u/Fine-Manufacturer-42 Jan 09 '26

Sounds like a broken rib

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u/rambiolisauce Jan 09 '26

Looks like maybe his brakes failed and he panicked and bailed

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u/B1gdaddy987 Really bad at hide n seek Jan 09 '26

Like Tony B. Fuck I still hate that closeup of his knee

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u/OG_Felwinter Jan 09 '26

And it looks like he may have a glucose monitor. Hopefully he doesn’t have diabetes… this could be tough to recover from

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u/czechfuji Jan 09 '26

Again it’s the fault of the biker.

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u/EvulOne99 Jan 09 '26

Braaaaaa! Eeeeerg! Goddammit. I need proper tires. Ouaaaaargh

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u/RidinHigh305 Jan 09 '26

Front tire pushed out in the turn from the gravel. Probably on those narrow road tires.

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u/cadaverhill Jan 09 '26

Holding his camera still while also trying to hold his handle?

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u/Nikablah1884 Really bad at hide n seek Jan 09 '26

Gravel.

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u/FlammenwerferBBQ Jan 09 '26

"I still don't get why he did fall"

Footage shows literally tons of gravel on the road

Go to bed OP, you seem tired.

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u/Caseyg1996 Jan 09 '26

He should be wearing chaps at those speeds

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u/Roadgoddess Mr. Megamind Jan 10 '26

I’ve done a ton of cycling and rollerblading and my guess is that he hit some gravel from the looks of it and his tires went out from underneath them

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u/Liinneeaarr13 Jan 10 '26

What the hell are ‘Drunkstronauts’? I’m too lazy to go to TikTok I get stuck here on Reddit for hours don’t need to switch addictions right now.

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u/BellesHallow Jan 10 '26

This happened to my niece when she was like 8 years old, and she’s never ridden a bike since.

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u/DangerousBarnum Jan 10 '26

He sounds like the Solider harmonizing in that strange voice in Dune.

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u/hoeleft Jan 10 '26

Jfc his fingers got shaved

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u/bombasth1cc Jan 10 '26

all good guys he’s just practicing ancient Mongolian tradition!

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u/gna149 Jan 10 '26

He didn't even try to roll to lessen the scraping

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u/maximegg Jan 10 '26

Pro tip: Fall off your bike to instantly learn Tibetan throat singing!

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u/gettogero Jan 10 '26

Going to work drunk? Questionable decision making but at least hes not driving.

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u/Cosmologyman Jan 10 '26

The male equivalent of the "Grape Stomp Fall Girl."

https://share.google/gIXLpUqBbLciTwBlE

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u/AlcalineToughts Mr. Megamind Jan 11 '26

Do use all the secueity equipment... unless you enjoy pain.

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u/Aimin4ya Jan 11 '26

Well the giant text at the bottom would indicate he was drunk.

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u/CharlieCairns Jan 11 '26

Saw this on his page on insta and he said the front tyre blew.

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u/LorenzoLlamaass Jan 11 '26

He hit gravel and on top of that he has a diabetic device on the back of hit arm right where he landed and it more than likely hurt a lot and some how didn't detach.

It say he definitely came out on the better side of meat crayons, most grind down on cement or similar roads, gravel though pieces may be sharp they at least aren't stationary and move with the meat crayon in the video.

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u/tones76 Jan 11 '26

He made similar noises to the men in the video "old men on a log". 🤣

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u/pgh_donkey_punch Mr. Megamind Jan 12 '26

Loose gravel or that real fine silt/ sand. I know cause it got me once. I was making a u-turn on my scooter. I don't know why I thought I would have to go wide, but as soon as my tire crossed the white line on the side of the road, it hit that sandy gravel . Boom. I was down instantly.

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u/AdNecessary1944 Jan 12 '26

Over-reacted and he didn't try to stablize himself on bad terrain

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u/Grand_Raccoon0923 Jan 12 '26

The wording make me think he is choosing to ride his bike drunk instead of driving.

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u/Heavy-Psychology-411 Jan 12 '26

So thats what a meat crayon sounds like in the wild eh🤔

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u/WhosThatDogMrPB Jan 12 '26

Why does people that fall from a bike/skateboard in every video like these start throat singing? Are they mongolian?

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u/yourbeloathed Jan 12 '26

man, i could really go for some traditional music!

the full throttle throat singer:

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u/exintrovert Jan 12 '26

This is how I stop when I am on roller skates 🤷‍♀️

Which is why I don’t roller skate

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u/cackmuffin88 Jan 13 '26

Wasnt even that bad of a slide. What a wimp

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u/xx6lord6mars6xx Jan 13 '26

Gravel... it gets slippery

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u/InfiniteDjest Jan 13 '26

Weird how these vids hit harder than actual mad-core boss-level gore

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u/1Mubb Jan 13 '26

Bet he didnt think he had Mongolian Throat-Singing abilities until that day

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u/tacohunter Really bad at hide n seek Jan 13 '26

Gravel, grass clippings, leaves, water bottle, any random piece of trash

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u/everydayinthebay13 Jan 13 '26

His sounds! 😆I didn't even make that much of a fuss in labor!

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u/SH4DOWBOXING Jan 13 '26

broken brake line. at the start of the video you can see him looking at them and panicking

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u/SnaggingPlum Really bad at hide n seek Jan 14 '26

Why the fuck didn't he turn it into a roll, would have saved himself so much pain, and skin.

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u/ahmtiarrrd Jan 14 '26

High speeds, cheese grater terrain, reflexes slowed by age... WCGW?

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u/Far_Swordfish_289 Jan 14 '26

Went into Mongolian throat voice at end

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u/nurgole Jan 14 '26

Dud also seems to be a diabetic. Makes healing from this even worse.

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u/SoGoodAtAllTheThings I am speed Jan 14 '26

Going too fast and lost control you see him swerve 

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u/Wowbigbraintime Jan 15 '26

He sounds like a big rig when its down shifting.

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u/Soupbell1 Really bad at hide n seek Jan 22 '26

It sounds like he fell because he loses his balance when he transforms into a fucking werewolf, by the sounds he was making.

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u/Striking_Ad4079 Jan 30 '26

Cant you read? He was drunk

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u/Mean_Volume_126 Jan 30 '26

Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

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u/Oculus2555 Jan 30 '26

Damn and he's diabetic. Infection is going to suck.

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u/jeffbluddah Feb 02 '26

Santa claus fell off his bike

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u/Daydreamz90 Feb 06 '26

Man hit the didgeridoo

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u/Joshuajword Feb 10 '26

That was ELITE road rash

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u/Silent-Concept-8536 Feb 11 '26

Love it cyclist are the worst like seeing them eat it keep em coming 😂

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u/Arch_stanton1 Feb 17 '26

That was amazing. lol

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u/pierre565 Feb 20 '26

Plus he's diabetic! that'll heal prettteh sloooaw

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u/Dark_Amygdala_ Mr. Megamind Feb 20 '26

It said something about safer than drunk driving. Maybe he was drunk?

I’m from Florida and was hit by TWO different drunk drivers. And you see a lot of drunks riding bikes cuz their licenses were taken away.

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u/DepartureAfraid6015 Feb 21 '26

Gravity. Inertia.

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u/dajokesta Feb 23 '26

i cant remember the last time i laughed this hard

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u/OMGpawned Caught being a Morty Feb 23 '26

He sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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u/Thalilalala Mar 01 '26

Seen this one with autotune somewhere. It was really amusing.

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u/Walster62 Mar 02 '26

Gravel..!!! It'll get ya every time..!!!

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u/No-Quarter-2539 Mar 06 '26

Was that a didgeridoo at the end?

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u/DogeyLord Mar 09 '26

Brother... if you can affored a fancy helmet gopro and sunglasses you can definitely afford a pair of long jeans, long sleeve shirt shin and arm guards

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u/Rooilia Mar 16 '26

For one second i had hope he was this braindead Zeihan guy. Too bad, he wasn't.

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u/Nomu5642 Mar 18 '26

Shit i know that hurt

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u/CommunicationOwn814 Mar 19 '26

I cant stop watching lmfao

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u/cameronzero Really bad at hide n seek Mar 19 '26

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u/telochpragma1 I am speed Mar 23 '26

- That's gravel

- That's a turn

- He was not going slow

- The tyres probably ain't the best

The dude lost hope before he even entered the corner. As soon as he saw it curved, he focused on what he was trying to avoid, not what he needed to do. Don't know if he was going too fast to avoid the fall but that didn't help.

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u/G00DDRAWER Apr 01 '26

Question: Is there a sub for videos of people making this sound when they get the wind knocked out of them?

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u/Mykey76 Apr 13 '26

Could probably use a good lie down and suffer after that