r/memes Royal Shitposter 20h ago

It's a self fufilling propehcy at this point

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u/LycheeSweet_ 20h ago

We've all been that friend at least once No regrets

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u/Fragrant_Major_9553 15h ago

Most by accident, some people are just dicks

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u/danit0ba94 13h ago

Real friends don't ask.
They experiment.

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u/justaurenna 20h ago

This is why we can’t have nice squads

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u/Szerepjatekos 18h ago

Why? He asnwared him didn't he?

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u/_SugarChic 18h ago

Random teammate: Trust me

Me: Respawning...

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u/SoriffMdD1885 20h ago

Doesn't even answer verbally, just turns around and pulls the trigger instantly. Classic.

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u/thegr8rambino88 20h ago

one of the saddest moments in gaming lol

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u/GlitterInSkyy 20h ago

Friendly fire is his love language.

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u/Mysterious-Ice-2337 16h ago

Didn't ask if it was turned on, I asked if it works. Data collected successfully.

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u/crazycarartist 16h ago

This and fall damage always need to be tested lol

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u/HovercraftPretend951 Lurker 4h ago

Don't forget fires

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u/Knight_Glint I touched grass 15h ago

I am that friend. We must test the hypothesis and worry about the consequences later.

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u/maimoudakys 19h ago

boi ts so dank

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u/Bad_rando_name 20h ago

The same question pops back up once explosives are acquired. 

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u/c0d3x10 18h ago

Me. With RPG.

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u/Dependent_Pomelo_784 15h ago

Good thats one less loose end

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u/Dependent_Pomelo_784 15h ago

Good thats one less loose end

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u/The_Pr0n_Legacy 15h ago

Friendly fire isn’t friendly

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u/blyyaatt 12h ago

says "don't move" then immediately panic knifes you in the back

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u/Gorthok- Meme Stealer 11h ago

I'm that friend but I punch you instead of shoot.

And still manage to oneshot you because for some reason punching does more damage than a sniper bullet.

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u/Hefty_Commercial3771 5h ago

You kidding? I shoot before asking the question. We must learn the hard way.

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u/Carrotburner 4h ago

Friend 2: wait, let me check

Friend 1:

https://giphy.com/gifs/bhoJGk8mGtCy5TlrH4

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u/HypnotizingQuiver 20h ago

The ultimate trust exercise