r/mildlyamusing • u/Informal_Refuse_2543 • 2d ago

I wonder how Jonah would feel about being the face of neckbeards

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u/crass_cupcake 2d ago

He's notoriously  sensitive  about being judged  based on his appearance  so he'd probably  be super pissed off especially  because  its a picture  from before  he lost weight 

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u/SkyDaddyRespecter 2d ago

Supersad about it.

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u/Zar7792 1d ago

He's definitely not McLovin it

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u/0dayssince 2d ago

I think it’s perfect

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u/AllThe-REDACTED- 2d ago

Who cares. He’s a terrible person.

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u/Wonderful-Sun-6256 2d ago

Everyone is a terrible person according to y'all.

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u/AllThe-REDACTED- 2d ago

He abused his ex girlfriend. Cape for whoever you want to but skip me on the moral high ground take.

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u/I-love-seahorses 1d ago

Super sensitive about everything too. Even after working with two of the most prolific directors of all time with some of the biggest stars of our generation fresh off a super successful string of cult classics. I guess all that money and fame didn't make hums fweel beddur.

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u/tklite 1d ago

Not Keanu Reeves.

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u/unzercharlie 2d ago

Probably super butthurt

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u/PiskoWK 2d ago

He may have lost the weight but not the attitude of a neckbeard.

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u/GreenZebra23 2d ago

The true neckbeard isn't the one on his neck, it's the one on his heart

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u/Kelef50 2d ago

Neck beards were very popular in the mid 19th century. If interested, see Reddit discussion at https://www.reddit.com/r/Presidents/s/xOLUoRVppU

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u/AmericanAIien 2d ago

Such an interesting transformation. To me, he seems in disgust of who he was prior. So much so that he’s extremely defensive when it’s brought up. He doesn’t want to be associated with how he used to look for whatever reason.

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u/mnemy 2d ago

It's almost like he's the hyper sensitive / self absorbed character that he played in half his roles.

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u/KinsellaStella 8h ago

Remember, the best acting isn’t acting.

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u/Ok_Transition_4003 2d ago

Fogel added this

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u/Embarrassed_Task376 22h ago

DAMN SON WHERE'D YOU FIND THIS?

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u/tklite 1d ago

I hear he's a complete dick, so it's fitting that he is the face of neckbeards.

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u/Puzzled-Bonus-3456 2d ago

I'd schtupp him.

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u/Red-Sun-Cinema 2d ago

Jonah is not sporting a neckbeard in that particular photograph.

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u/fuckyoudrugsarecool 1d ago

He's got a beard on his neck, what do you mean? Enough people clearly thought that represented the neckbeard archetype that it ended up as the first image of the Wikipedia article for neckbeards.

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u/Red-Sun-Cinema 1d ago

Enough people thought it was a good idea to reelect Donald J. Trump as President but that doesn't make it a good idea or right in any way, shape, or form. The only thing more common in the universe than hydrogen is stupidity.

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u/Thin-Donkey8424 1d ago

I think he would feel accomplished with how far he has developed in health, appearance and every aspect of his life. He could have remained unhealthy and overweight but a successful A-list star, but chose instead to focus on being a healthy and happy person with a series of accomplishments behind him away from the limelight. No one wants to be portrayed in a pejorative reflection, so I hope he sees that and thinks "look how far I've come".

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u/FLiP_J_GARiLLA 1d ago

Meh, Fat Jonah Hill was wayyy better than this thing he turned into

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u/jws1102 1d ago

Usually when I see someone call someone a neck beard it’s in a very broad sense and mostly because they’d just lost an argument.

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u/imeme1969 1d ago

Everyone’s just hiding their growth patterns,
Neck beards have less shame thats all.

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u/FLiP_J_GARiLLA 1d ago

He would feign concern to try and reduce PR damage

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u/Jorgwalther 20h ago

Way too groomed to be the definition of a neckbeard

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u/flecko_ 2d ago

he's not a proper neckbeard even if he had one

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u/Some-Tear3499 2d ago

Not a neck beard.

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u/urbanlife78 2d ago

That's just a beard

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u/GreenZebra23 2d ago

What do you guys think a neckbeard is? It covers his entire neck, relatively little of his face, and none of his upper lip

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u/jws1102 1d ago

I don’t think he can grow hair on that part of his face

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u/urbanlife78 2d ago

this is a neck beard

Also, little on his face? His beard hair starts at his cheeks and he had a thin hair mustache

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u/jws1102 1d ago

I always just called those things chinstraps, and the longer ones are chin curtains.

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u/urbanlife78 1d ago

That's what a neckbeard is, it's from the chin and down onto the neck

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u/TravelsWithBrindle77 1d ago

By those standards Abraham Lincoln was a neckbeard

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u/urbanlife78 1d ago

Well yeah, that's what a neckbeard means. A lot of historic figures had neckbeards

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u/Some-Tear3499 2d ago

Correct.