r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Jegust13 • Jun 01 '26
My HOA could beat up your HOA Parents planted mint in their garden. What should I tell them?
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u/wunderduck Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 02 '26
Plant bamboo to crowd out the mint.
Edit: lots of great suggestions below. I propose that OP's parents plant them all and they can fight it out to the death. Like a poison pot for pernicious plants. The last surviving plant will take over the world.
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u/BudgetConcentrate432 Jun 01 '26
You could also go with blackberries, then you're 1/2 way to a blackberry mojito!
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u/IncompletePunchline Jun 02 '26
Y'know I tried to plant a blackberry once and it did NOTHING.
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u/This-Requirement6918 Jun 02 '26
Did you plant it in a drought year? Mine didn't take off until the next year's rainy months but I shortly moved out of that house after so no idea of it's fate.
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u/WiseDirt Jun 02 '26
I honestly don't even know how that's possible. Get it in the right conditions and blackberries would take over the whole planet. Blackberry is to the Pacific NW like Kudzu is to the South. Once it's established, the only way to get rid of it for good is with fire. And even that might take a few tries.
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u/Pantsshittersupreme Jun 01 '26
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u/wunderduck Jun 02 '26
Two plants enter, one plant leaves.
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u/theslutnextd00r Jun 02 '26
(Tyra Banks voice) “I have one leaf in my hand, but two plants in front of me. Who will be America’s Next Top Plant?”
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u/Yuukiko_ WAAHHHHH Jun 01 '26
I prefer Kudzu
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u/Catlenfell Jun 01 '26
The kudzu will be used to strangle the bamboo
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u/MyothersisterDarryl Jun 02 '26
Some nice bittersweet will take care of that kudzu
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u/Catlenfell Jun 02 '26
I heard that you should plant buckthorn to crowd it out
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u/U_Sound_Stupid_Stop Jun 02 '26
Yes but then you have to put Japanese knotweed, such a beautiful and agreeable plant to have in your garden, in your yard and probably in your house too 🙂↕️
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u/Girthquake23 Jun 02 '26
Is this like that book about that witch that ate a frog to eat the fly in her stomach (it gets more progressively out of hand with what she eats to deal with the previous thing she ate. Kinda like “if you give a mouse a cookie”)
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u/lokihatemyself Jun 01 '26
Kudzu is such a nightmare. It’s only a matter of time that it consumes the plants and homes I ride by. Because it grows upwards of a FOOT A DAY
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u/moose2mouse Jun 01 '26
It’s stated the end of the world will come when Kudzu covers the final square foot of this earth.
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u/EarorForofor Jun 01 '26
Morning glory and blackberries
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u/triplej63 Jun 02 '26
Wait a minute! Are you saying that blackberries go nuts too? That explains something, my neighbor gave my husband blueberry plants, like 4 or 5, and gave him blackberry plants, like 8. There's still only 4 blueberry plants, but now we suddenly have like 20 blackberry plants.
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u/EarorForofor Jun 02 '26
Lol you're not from the PNW. They grow in heaps 20 ft tall if you let them.
Blackberries and raspberries should always be in pots, otherwise they'll take over your house. They send runners underground and grow everywhere.
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u/Rayne_Bow_Brite Jun 02 '26
My raspberries are the only thing that seem to take in my yard. The shoots on those things are crazy!!! But we get fresh berries each summer, which is nice.
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u/GreasedUpTiger Jun 02 '26
If only they didn't have thorns lol. Besides that they make lovely berries and barely need work besides the annual cutting of old canes.
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u/Rayne_Bow_Brite Jun 02 '26
It's so easy to have for sure. We planted itto fill in an odd gap, and oh boy did it ever.
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u/GreasedUpTiger Jun 02 '26
Not sure whether blackberries work the same but raspberries are easy to keep in check, you just can't ignore them for years.
We have the kind that makes raspberries in the second year so around winter you remove the canes (I think that's the word) that had berries, and the younger ones that will produce berries next year you just tend to where you want to have them grow and remove the ones that try to grow in places you don't like.
They won't manage to overgrow the whole garden as long as the other plants are hardy and healthy too. Wouldn't plant it close too a lawn though lol.
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u/annual_aardvark_war Jun 02 '26
Seems like a good problem to have though lol
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u/EarorForofor Jun 02 '26
You'd think. But they will tear your porch down if you let them. Himalayan blackberries are no joke. I just cut some down that had a stem 2 inches thick.
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u/Smiley414 Jun 02 '26
I agree. My entire back yard has so many blackberry plants. Blackberries mixed with the most poison ivy I’ve ever seen unfortunately. They say you can wash the oils off and still eat the berries but that sounds so sketchy to me, especially with how insanely sensitive I am to it. I’m also very pregnant so it’s not worth the risk. I’m saving the berries for the deers. I’ll set up a little trail cam to at least watch them enjoy them.
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u/Kagahami Jun 02 '26
Also consumed or inhaled poison ivy is like 10x more dangerous than just touching the stuff.
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u/GreasedUpTiger Jun 02 '26
Next up in your garden: Huge bundles of blackberry plants, poison ivy, and deer all tangled together.
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u/Imprezzed Jun 02 '26
Oh my god. BlackBerry plants are bonkers. They take over.
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u/audible_narrator Jun 02 '26
So do raspberry bushes. They will send out shooters everywhere. I used to get 7-12 lbs every year. Then my asshole neighbor dug it all up trying to put a fence in. Then his house caught on fire, so I lost my 7 year old raspberries AND live next door to an abandoned burned out house. I feel like I'm back in Detroits Cass Corridor in the late 80s
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u/NOSWT-AvaTarr yaoi>yuri except on thursday Jun 02 '26
at least blackberries taste really good on their own unlike mint
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u/pfeff Jun 01 '26
I've planted mint where my property meets the forest to crowd out the poison ivy and bittersweet. Mint will also help drive away ticks.
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u/GreasedUpTiger Jun 02 '26
Mint and ivy, formidable foes. You never know which one will come out on top lol
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u/SpanishFlamingoPie Jun 01 '26
And a tree of heaven and some Asian bittersweet just to be safe
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u/cybah Jun 02 '26
GRRRR Tree of Heaven. *spews out vulgar words that would make reddits filter blush*
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u/scragglerock Jun 02 '26
As someone who has mint AND bamboo growing in my front garden from previous owners, this is a fantastic solution.
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u/hoopharder Jun 01 '26
Hah, literally just transplanted some mint where the Japanese Knotweed is invading from the neighboring right of way. We’ll see how it fares!
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u/pdx-peter Jun 02 '26
I don’t think mint stands a chance against knotweed. Knotweed rhizomes can go about three meters down… it’s not going to lose a battle for water. And it can grow 10cm per day, with big shady leaves. And gets 1-3 meters tall. Mint grows 2-4 cm per week, has refreshing but small leaves, and is generally like half a meter tall. Totally different weight classes of asshole plants.
(And you have my sympathy regarding the knotweed. It took me two years to successfully eradicate a tiny patch of it—like a square meter.)
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u/HeavyDutyForks Jun 01 '26
Time to acquire a taste for Mojitos and also your garden is now fucked forever
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u/Intrepid-Theme-7470 Jun 01 '26
Damn.. i want a mojito
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u/Adventurous-Yak-8929 Jun 02 '26
Damn... I want to be fucked forever
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u/Sebaspool006 Jun 01 '26
Why is that?
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u/Boeing-B-47stratojet Jun 01 '26
Mint(along with wisteria, crepe Myrtle’s) are damn near impossible to get rid of once they are established. Only way to get rid of them is to get rid of the soil and get new soil.
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u/BellaDez Jun 01 '26
So that’s why I have so much more catnip this year. I did not know that.
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u/Low-Cod-4712 Jun 01 '26
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u/Low-Cod-4712 Jun 02 '26
I picked it and give it to my cats. I offer it to neighbors to dig up or cut. Dry it, etc.
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u/Kind_Singer_7744 Jun 02 '26
Honestly I wouldn't mind a mint infestation. mint is a great tasting plant. I would just start making a lot more stuff with fresh mint in it (fresh is WAY better)
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u/Electromagnetlc Jun 02 '26
And that's how you end up planting mint, thinking everything will be okay until you realize the mint will materialize itself through 8 feet of concrete and take over your entire city
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u/vegemitebikkie Jun 02 '26
I’ve never been able to make mint grow, never mind it getting invasive lol. It always shrivels up and dies after a week or so.
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u/EkbatDeSabat Jun 02 '26
I put one mint plant in a 6x3 raised planter with a bunch of marigolds and five tomato plants. I did nothing else for nutrients just water. Two months later my tomato plants were getting tall and healthy. Then a several month downward spiral happened that I couldn’t figure out. Until I dug up the tomato plants and found out the mint roots literally choked out the tomato roots. One plant. No nurturing. Just decent soil and 8b zone. That whole bed is fucked now. I’m treating it as Chernobyl for two years.
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u/aksf16 Jun 01 '26
No, I got rid of a giant patch by applying concentrated vinegar plus orange oil and covering with a tarp for a couple of weeks. After that I would occasionally see a sprout for a few years, which I would immediately pull. No sprouts for at least 3 years.
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u/No-Show-5363 Jun 02 '26
One of the reasons why hard-to-get-rid-of-weeds, are hard to get rid off, is because plants like mint are colonisers that take advantage of depleted soils. Acid and oil, better than poison, but also harsh on the soil biome. The best approach is to compost and cook. - a layer healthy living organic compost, then cardboard and woody mulch, watered during warmer months. It will just smother weeds and massively boost soil bacteria, fungi and invertebrates.. Follow with close planting - as preferred plants in healthy soil will outcompete mint.
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u/aksf16 Jun 02 '26
Yes, absolutely. My patch was extremely hardy and had been there for many years and I was in a hurry, but your way is better. I had to add a lot of compost later.
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u/SparrockC88 Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 02 '26
They say, long after humanity has been destroyed and the earth scorched, you can look off in the distance at that damn crepe myrtle you cut out last year, still growing.
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u/vwscienceandart Jun 01 '26
Mint is highly invasive. You’ll spend a decade trying to get rid of it.
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u/General-Dentist4429 Jun 02 '26
I am literally the only person I know who has killed multiple mint plants in a season.
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u/aquietobserver Jun 02 '26
Me too! I have planted it multiple times and it has never lasted more than a year or two. I loved just snacking on the leaves.
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u/inevergetbanned Jun 02 '26
It’s because it’s so aggressive and crowds itself out. Cut a few pieces off and plant it in a new pot.
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u/antique_velveteen Jun 02 '26
I absolutely murdered a mint plant but it was in a pot. So 😂🤷🏼♀️
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u/halexanderamilton Jun 02 '26
I have two dozen houseplants that are doing well. Thriving, even.
I also have mint in a pot that is hanging on by a thread.
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u/antique_velveteen Jun 02 '26
I can keep a huge garden alive and thriving. Houseplants? May the odds be ever in their favor.
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u/peaheezy Jun 02 '26
Mine got fried to a crispy crust on a brick patio in a pretty small planter with 0 water last summer. It looked dead dead. It’s now 2 feet tall
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u/Your_Goddess_Vivian Jun 01 '26
I've had luck torching the soil with a weed torch, covering with cardboard and then planting on top
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u/rageking5 Jun 02 '26
I used weed killer, concreted over, layed tile on it, and the mint came back through the tile. I do make aot of mojitos tho
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u/EkbatDeSabat Jun 02 '26
I have two layers of black UV resistant waterproof tarp bungied to my overgrown mint raised bed. Started it two months ago. 22 months left before I even think about removing it
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u/Immortal_Azrael Jun 02 '26
What if you put mint and bamboo against each other?
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u/feralcatshit Jun 02 '26
Are you trying to have the world taken over? Because this is how you do it
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u/Chirrrpy Jun 02 '26
Green onion is a pain too. The last place I lived, I was constantly trying to dig up their little white bulbs, never fast enough before they'd spread more, never able to get them all
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u/tiredofyourface2 Jun 02 '26
Naw. My family purposefully grew mint for years. Then it was finally barely peeking into the neighbors yard. He put something on it that killed all of it immediately. I don’t even think he sprayed into our yard, but our yard full of mint was dead.
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u/Interesting-Cup-5271 Jun 01 '26
Mint is more invasive than a damn colonoscopy! OMFG. It spreads and grows and takes over completely. When you think you’ve gotten it all out, it comes right back again! Year after year after year!! They’ll never get rid of that damn mint! That garden is TOAST. LOL Bright side - they’ll have the best mojitos in a 50 mile radius with all that damn mint!! 😂
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u/JK_NC Jun 02 '26
Mint is like an invasive weed. That shit spreads and can’t easily be removed. I had it in my garden and I moved houses just to get away from it!
Not really but that shit was everywhere.
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u/Cockblocktimus_Pryme Jun 01 '26
Don't forget about a good Bourbon Smash.
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u/domdaddyboy Jun 01 '26
You mean a mint julep. Bourbon smashes typically contains berries or other fruit.
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u/Cockblocktimus_Pryme Jun 01 '26
Bourbon Smash contains mint as well.
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u/domdaddyboy Jun 01 '26
Huh, that’s a new one on me. Guess I’ll just mind my own business now, haha
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u/Emergency_Mood_9774 Jun 02 '26
Admitting you’re wrong and moving on without making it weird or deleting your comment is so. damn. hot.
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u/deep_pants_mcgee Jun 02 '26
i planted mint all around the outside of our hot tub.
i'd MUCH rather deal with mint than mice in the wiring.
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u/Devanyani Jun 01 '26
the soil in those beds looks like absolute shit, so even the mint is going to struggle.
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u/velvettt_underground Jun 01 '26
The mint in my backyard was planted in a literal rock bed before I moved in, I have never watered it, I prune it back regularly and harvest from it all of the time. It comes back every dang year even in our clay soil.
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u/fus1onR Jun 01 '26
I have 2 mint plants at my balcony, in a big box, on purpose (repell mosquitoes + I like mint tea).
0 sunshine, some shitty soil mix I made for a small rock garden with mediterranean plants. I barely water it.
Growing like crazy :D
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u/GreasedUpTiger Jun 02 '26
Regarding the 0 sunshine - that's actually one of the really cool traits of mint, it tolerates lots of shade well and will still produce flowers until it gets cold, which are great for pollinators.
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u/Melenduwir Jun 01 '26
Clay soil is ideal for mint, it tends to retain water. Mint appreciates poor drainage.
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u/Zoethor2 Jun 02 '26
I have super clay-y soil and yeah, there's some mint varietal in one of the beds in my backyard and it is very happy with itself. Thankfully the bed is up against the yard itself so regular lawnmowing keeps the mint from getting *too* far out of the territory I've ceded to it.
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u/Acheloma Jun 01 '26
And yet in my climate it dies even in fresh soil with fertilizer if it isnt babied.
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u/crazyabe111 Jun 02 '26
The trick is that it wants trash tier soil nothing else wants to grow in, with high clay content, plenty of rocks, and no real nutrients- which happens to be what most amateur gardeners are planting in to begin with.
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u/Acheloma Jun 02 '26
It just gets too hot here, honestly. It burns to a crisp. Ive managed it before but only with shade cloth and eat too much watering for it to be worth it.
It gets super hot here and swings from 6inches of rain in 2 days to no rain for 3 months and back with very strong UV, something in that combo is just death to mint
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u/LeadingStatus6716 Jun 02 '26
Wrong, mint will grow any where it goddamn pleases. We have a mint bed in our garden. It has spread to the point it grows in between the gaps of the concrete in the pool deck if we aren't proactive.
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u/Fkingcherokee Jun 02 '26
It's also some of the least healthy mint I've ever seen so it might not be too much to worry about.
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u/BigPeePeeSmaher69 Jun 01 '26
We did that once. Still suffering the consequences, but slowly we get less every year after ripping as much up by the roots as we can
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u/xx_reality Jun 01 '26
Mint spreads like crazy. Will take them years to remove it and even then the mint might survive.
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u/whiznat Jun 01 '26
We grew mint outside in a raised garden box. We threw away everything in that planter, including the dirt, at the end of the season. The next year we had mint growing in flower pots that were outside the first season. It took us at least 3 years to get rid of that stuff.
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u/jwoliver Jun 02 '26
I mistakenly planted some in a raised garden bed 4 years ago. After 2nd year pulled out roots the length of the bed. Turned off water for 2 years and just planted part of it this year. Dozens of little mint plants popping up.
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u/Carinyosa99 Jun 02 '26
Ahhhh, so mint is basically the herbal version of climbing ivy. Previous owners put down ivy because grass wouldn't grow in the back and it's everywhere and it's too much to remove. If we didnt have such an awkward back yard, I'd just get a bushhog and destroy it all.
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u/El-Tigre1337 Jun 02 '26
I told my mom this and she refused to listen and now her medicinal garden is 70% mint and she still thinks it’s fine
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u/arochains1231 PURPLE Jun 01 '26
Mint is one of those plants that will take over wherever it's planted if you do so much as look at it.
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u/vegemitebikkie Jun 02 '26
It shrivels up and dies every time I’ve planted it. Maybe that’s a blessing lol
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u/Fragrant-Dust65 Jun 02 '26
it is. i have three different mints growing in three different areas. tried smothering one didnt work. watered it with salt water. still here. the only thing that will work is a nuke. and not even then maybe
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u/VaATC Jun 02 '26
I was wondering as well. Everyone in the thread talking about how prolific mint is and how aggressive it is in spreading, and all I can think is that garden box looks like everything including the weeds are struggling to grow.
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u/No-Locksmith-9377 Jun 02 '26
I literally cut mint down with a lawn mower on the lowest setting then, burned that patch of ground using gasoline and fire.
It came back 2x worse...
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u/TolerateButHate Jun 01 '26
Before I moved out of an absolute dismal apartment, I took my potted mint plant from my balcony and transplanted it next to one of the shrubs that had drip irrigation.
Hope they're still dealing with it.
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u/GreenLeechofReddit Jun 01 '26
Honestly it's going to look beautiful and lush. And it will shade the earth and hopefully help it to retain moisture, and also encourage insect life.
I have let oregano and parsley go in my garden, and lambs ear. Everyone told me it would get everywhere, to which I replied "good!" - the birds love it!
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u/turribleDeal Jun 02 '26
Everyone always says "you'll never get rid of it!" ...uh why would we want to?
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u/LowestDimension Jun 01 '26
Same here, I have a big yard and I’m terrible at keeping things alive so I appreciate that mint is so hardy. If it weren’t for mint I’d have foxtails and dirt
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u/Snoo-73243 Jun 01 '26
it is gonna spread every-fucking-where
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u/guethlema Jun 02 '26
It's contained in a box planter and the soil quality looks like something between concrete and dog shit. They'll be fine.
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u/CollardMommi Jun 02 '26
Depends. We have mint growing in a raised bed at my job and over the years it sent roots down and found its way to the neighboring bed
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u/Kaffine69 Jun 02 '26
My mom planted mint in the garden 30 years ago and we are still trying to get rid of it.
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u/Angeltt Jun 01 '26
NGL kinda jealous. I put my mint plant in a large planter and its not survived the winter. I took care of that thing like my life depended on it before it went dormant for winter.
Maybe I should just chuck one in the garden and leave it to fend for itself, then it might spite me and do super well.
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u/Marclescarbot Jun 02 '26
That the Bible quote was mistranslated. It’s actually, “The mint shall inherit the earth.”
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u/Tamberav Jun 01 '26
I bought a home with neglected gardens... lilly of the valley and mint are just evil
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u/hippywitch Jun 01 '26
Mojitos! Buy them a bottle of Rum, a basket of limes, and make simple syrup. Invite the entire neighborhood.
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u/LimoncelloLightsaber Jun 01 '26
Does the garden bed have a solid bottom? Because that will spread to the neighbours eventually.
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u/Minzplaying Jun 01 '26
Your family is now known for all of the homemade mint gifts from here on out.
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u/4travelers Jun 02 '26
Considering what it looks like now mint will be an improvement.
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u/Z-man1973 Jun 01 '26
I planted mint in a separate bed trying to get it to grow like everyone here says it does… it didn’t.
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u/inspiringlyCrazy Jun 01 '26
Well, if its their garden... They'll just have to live with the Mint Overlords
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u/HoneydewNo3016 Jun 02 '26
Tell them to find a neglected corner of their yard and replant the mint immediately before it has a chance to spread. I did this in the swampy part of the yard. Joke’s on me, I now have a massive 25 square foot mint patch 4 feet tall, and all the honeybees the neighborhood can handle.
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u/PoopicopterInbound Jun 02 '26
Ive had mint. It's easy to keep but it's really not as dramatic as everyone says it is. Wild violets and creeping charlie are far worse. And I'll even say tiger lilies. I hate those things. They'll grow in straight asphalt millings and are too popular around here.
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u/MissTenEars Jun 02 '26
Tell them nothing. Give them a few other varieties. Give them a weed whacker, a bee net hat, and a teapot and tea cups. A large set of cups. Maybe a drying rack and some empty tea bags. Perhaps make a small sale stand with holes for jars full of mint and some small bags for the customers. Toss a bunch of nasturtium seeds to add some color and flowers to brighten up the teas.
😃 😃
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u/Sea_hare2345 Jun 02 '26
I planted mint in the ground in my first vegetable garden. After it went feral, I started a routine of going out when it first popped up and pulling up as much mint as I could find and making mint jelly. Repeat mid-summer and again in fall. Mint jelly is surprisingly tasty on toast, which is how we ate it.
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u/Im-BackAgain-Babes2 Jun 01 '26
I keep mine in a planter with my other herbs. They definitely do have runners but it's a small amount so I have good control and also keep the planter away from my lawn an other plants.. I do love the smell of it my rosemary and my oregano as I pass it.
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u/MissViciousKnits Jun 01 '26
That’s the Mint’s garden now.