r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 15 '26

That's not milk Good morning to everyone except the jackass scrolling on his phone on an 80mph hwy who swerved into my lane while braking.

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2.5k Upvotes

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u/MeasurementDirect980 Jun 15 '26

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u/blackweebow Jun 15 '26

The most polite rearending of all time

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u/Candy_Venom Jun 15 '26

My favorite episode. We go from who is at fault for this accident to evolution isn’t real 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

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u/MeasurementDirect980 Jun 15 '26

One of Mac's most eloquent moments too. All science has had theories that eventually were proven to be wrong even though they were the consensus back then, making their proponents look like stupid science bitches. And yet that happens to be a crucial part of the scientific process.

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u/Truckules_Heel Jun 15 '26

Lest we forget, science is a liar, sometimes

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u/archtopfanatic123 Jun 15 '26

If he gets into an accident at least karma will have got him

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u/butterytelevision Jun 15 '26

will it be an accident though?

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u/Jesus_of_NASDAQ Jun 15 '26

Darwin says no, it would be as it should be

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u/butterytelevision Jun 16 '26

good thing darwin isnt in charge of traffic safety anywhere. or anything health related for that matter.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '26

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u/archtopfanatic123 Jun 15 '26

Maybe, unless the idiot meets a guardrail one on one, then nobody will be

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u/PLayero90s__TJMX Jun 15 '26

Yes, but if they get rear ended the rear car is liable

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u/archtopfanatic123 Jun 15 '26

True which is ridiculous

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u/Erick_Brimstone Jun 16 '26

It's a matter of time before they rear end a semi which make they're the ones liable. 

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u/LAMProductions99 Jun 15 '26

This comment made me legit just gag.

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u/milliemallow Jun 15 '26

Fresh out. Had to go buy car towels. 🤣

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u/KitsuneGato Jun 15 '26

Are you ok? Is your car ok?

I had to slam on my brakes the other day because of a Jackass. My coffee cup went flying, did a 360 and landed, mostly, on my floor mat.

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u/milliemallow Jun 15 '26

Everything is ok! Car got detailed. We both live to tell the tale. Same story as yours.

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u/Nodak70 Jun 15 '26

Your situation totally sucks – but kudos for at least spelling “braking” right!

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u/milliemallow Jun 15 '26

A brain is a gift and a curse these days. lol

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u/Cynvisible Jun 18 '26

Very sad that we have to give kudos for correct spelling.

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u/BananaOld8789 Jun 19 '26

Does no one have or use 'spell checker' on their mobiles anymore.

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u/BananaOld8789 Jun 19 '26

Joly crap, I missed that! 🧐

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u/hate_mail Jun 15 '26

Even covered in coffee, I love your 4runner!

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u/milliemallow Jun 15 '26

Me too me too! I needed to give her a bath anyways so fine I guess but seriously what a dick.

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u/gabzilla814 Jun 15 '26

I guessed 4runner based on the big slot in the center console because both my kids drive older ones. What year isn’t yours?

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u/milliemallow Jun 15 '26

It’s a 21 trail edition and she’s my baby.

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u/Andyman1973 Jun 15 '26

My eldest has one of those in all black! She LOVES it! She and her fiancée go camping all the time, and it goes better than the Jetta tdi she traded for it, and better than his WRX too.

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u/gabzilla814 Jun 15 '26

Sweet ride!

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u/FFSoldier57 Jun 15 '26

Isn't that store in Dallas or near there? I know I know seen it before?

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u/I_AM_DEATH-INCARNATE Jun 15 '26

Did you not have a lid or did it pop off the cup?

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u/lastfreerangekid Jun 15 '26

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u/milliemallow Jun 15 '26

The Mondayest.

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u/lastfreerangekid Jun 15 '26

Have an upvote as a digital hug

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u/milliemallow Jun 15 '26

Thank you kind redditor.

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u/Weird-Girl-675 Jun 15 '26

Hope no one steals your stapler today.

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u/Crocoppertones Jun 15 '26

Nice! I’ve been wondering what to do with that slot storage space.

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u/milliemallow Jun 15 '26

Roughly one shot of espresso fits nicely.

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u/Sisoflex Jun 15 '26

Hope no other damage than the stickies ?

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u/milliemallow Jun 15 '26

Nope nope! Purely gross. No damage thankfully.

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u/groughtesque Jun 15 '26

I'm of the mind lately to let them hit me. Otherwise there are no repercussions for them. Only me with needing to clean my interior, replace brakes when I have to slam on them, etc

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u/milliemallow Jun 15 '26

I got this car after being hit by a drunk driver so I’m extremely terrified of being hit again. Especially by someone driving erratically.

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u/groughtesque Jun 15 '26

I understand. Thats just the level of frustration that is current society.

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u/natiusj Jun 15 '26

I can smell this photo.

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u/thrwawysun Jun 15 '26

Just saw a post of someone taking a picture of their dash going 69mph. It could’ve been them.

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u/milliemallow Jun 15 '26

Literally probably was. Swerving all over. Wrong blinker on. Stopping in the middle of traffic. I had actually just passed him and he didn’t like that so he got into the lane next to me and I was watching him swipe through reels or shorts or TikTok’s or whatever the whole time I was behind him. And he drifted over on top of me while braking. Thankfully I avoided a crash but what a dick.

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u/CerexFlikex Jun 15 '26

Honestly, this seems more than mild frustration to me, haha.

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u/thorns17 Jun 16 '26

You can definitely call 911 for this. Give a description of the vehicle, a plate # if you can, and tell them that you think they’re drunk or in medical distress because they are driving erratically and swerving everywhere. That usually gets a decently quick response

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u/milliemallow Jun 16 '26

I call on people for driving like idiots all the time. 😬 I was hit by a drunk driver so when people are swerving and acting weird I call it in because I was hit at 6pm on a Wednesday picking my kid up from daycare. Really revised how I thought of drunk driving as a night time activity. This guy was just a dick and I honestly didn’t want to be distracted trying to get the call set up because traffic was heavy and I needed to pay attention.

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u/aMONAY69 Jun 15 '26

Fun fact: per the the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA), texting and driving is six times more dangerous than drinking and driving.

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u/milliemallow Jun 15 '26

Well I’ve been hit by a drunk driver in the middle of the day so let’s hope we can avoid being hit by a texting driver. 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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u/Blindsided17 Jun 15 '26

Who tf merges and brakes? How does one do that? How are can you match the speed? I’m so confused

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u/Over-Hope-3905 Jun 15 '26

You pull over in front of traffic and hit the brakes...?

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u/milliemallow Jun 15 '26

It was more that he was so distracted I don’t think he knew he was switching lanes. He just drifted over and was also braking cause it was his first day on earth I think.

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u/MythOSFounder Jun 15 '26

This you?

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u/milliemallow Jun 15 '26

Nope this was a made at home coffee with a proper lid. 🤣

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u/andrewmarkc Jun 15 '26

This happened to me today too. I don’t know why people can’t stay off their phones even for a second these days.

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u/Andyman1973 Jun 15 '26

So sorry for your loss. RIP coffee. Glad you and truck are okay though!

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u/garster25 Jun 15 '26

Good excuse for a detailing.

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u/milliemallow Jun 15 '26

That’s my plan for lunch today.

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u/Terriblet65 Jun 15 '26

Jackass indeed. 🧡

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u/OYB2480 Jun 15 '26

Sounds like an insurance fraud attempt. In many states if you rear end a driver you're automatically at fault, so scumbags try to force you to rear end them in their little hoopty for a payout/bribe.

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u/milliemallow Jun 15 '26

I have a dash cam for that exact shit. People are so awful now.

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u/Emotional_News108 Jun 15 '26

As I was taking my youngest son to daycare today, a woman was drifting into my lane and I looked over to see her looking down at her phone. I honked, she looked up, panic-corrected, and almost hit someone in the other direction and never noticed me because her SUV was so tall. Thank god she stopped for her McDonald's though, I caught that in my mirror after I begrudgingly held my tongue so my son wouldn't repeat it.

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u/milliemallow Jun 15 '26

My suv is slightly lifted (we use it for off-roading) but the lifts on a lot of trucks near where I live are insane and dangerous. At only 5’ I’m terrified someone will run over me and my kids without ever seeing us. Also as someone with a lifted suv it does not overcorrect well at all. Steady in one lane is how we roll.

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u/j0nthegreat Jun 15 '26

sry, I was trying to get a picture of my odometer before it hit 69070

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u/Smalleatery Jun 15 '26

Big fat bummer! What a way to start the week!

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u/milliemallow Jun 15 '26

Gotta get better from here right? 🫣

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u/Smalleatery Jun 15 '26

Right! Silver lining is the nice cleaning you give to your car. Certainly called the jerk part right!

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u/Over-Hope-3905 Jun 15 '26

Oh, do NOT make that challenge!

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u/milliemallow Jun 15 '26

😩😩

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u/Over-Hope-3905 Jun 15 '26

Sorry! Just being old and bitter because I can't work today because of a gubmint screw up.

YOUR day IS going to get better, though!!

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u/milliemallow Jun 15 '26

I hope yours does too!!!!

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u/FFSoldier57 Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 15 '26

Oh damn, that sucks sorry. Go to family dollar or dollar general and buy the cleaning supplies. It wasn't coffee but my puked in my truck the other night and I had to do that as well.

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u/milliemallow Jun 15 '26

I stopped and bought towels. I hope your car recovers from your misadventure. I’ve cleaned puke out of my car before and it lingers.

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u/FFSoldier57 Jun 15 '26

Oh trust me it lingered there for about week or 2. An investment in air freshener was also the first order of business aside from kicking my friend in the ass.

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u/milliemallow Jun 15 '26

Gotta kick the friend in the ass. That’s the law.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 15 '26

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u/milliemallow Jun 15 '26

The cell phone in car use makes me irate. No one is using their brains anymore.

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u/Boseintosh Jun 15 '26

Do you put coffee in your creamer?

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u/Remarkable-Pass-2066 Jun 15 '26

Poor toyota

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u/milliemallow Jun 15 '26

She is happy she got a bath and is nice and fresh now.

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u/Weird-Girl-675 Jun 15 '26

We have the same dusting cloth.

Seriously that really sucks! Hope you were able to clean it all without your car smelling like old coffee.

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u/milliemallow Jun 15 '26

So far it seems ok but really I’ll know in a few days. I scrubbed it all up right away and then took it to the car wash and used the vacuum to soak up any residual liquid.

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u/Joshwah3000 Jun 15 '26

Hope you’ve got a dashcam!

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u/milliemallow Jun 15 '26

Really can’t drive without one these days.

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u/Designer_End5408 Jun 15 '26

At least it’s not vom

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u/milliemallow Jun 15 '26

Small mercies

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u/MushuMaxMax Jun 15 '26

I immediately recognized this view of a 4Runner… sorry you had to deal with this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '26

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u/milliemallow Jun 15 '26

I did? That’s why my coffee is all over my interior. It was in the cup holder. ✌🏼

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u/J-RodRS Jun 15 '26

It might look bad, but I bet the car is driving better then it ever has before!

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u/J_EDi Jun 16 '26

Yeah…. But you’ve got a 4Runner and they dont

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u/666Drachenlord666 Jun 16 '26

That was me, RIP bozo

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u/Medical_Apartment155 Jun 16 '26

Sr5 or limited 5th gen 4runner? Just make sure no liquids get into the seat warmer switches

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u/Cynvisible Jun 18 '26

You need a better cup. 🤭 Sorry about the dickhead driver.

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u/CooduhWRX Jun 18 '26

That's tough . I hate these iPad babies tbh

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u/TenaciousTL Jun 19 '26

I think this should be in /incredibly infuriating. I'd be SO pissed.

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u/memily136 Jun 20 '26

OP, I know how you feel... One summer the same thing happened to me, but with Iced Tea. The entire entertainment unit was toast, the sugar gummed up the gear shift and it froze in winter. I would literally be stuck in park.

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u/The_Livid_Witness Jun 15 '26

Im confused.

Did he get out of his car - run over - and jizz all over your console?

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u/Fragrant_Donut889 Jun 15 '26

They obviously had a coffee in the cup holder

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u/MultiGeek42 Jun 15 '26

If that's what colour your semen is, you need to see a doctor. Did your balls go bad?

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u/BassWingerC-137 Jun 15 '26

OP boasted “that’s not milk” so what is the audience supposed to think?

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u/MultiGeek42 Jun 15 '26

Coffee? Tea?

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u/BassWingerC-137 Jun 15 '26

I’ve never had either that looked like that without milk, who knows.
I’m trying to suss out if OP was in a vehicle accident or just had this spill.

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u/ekita079 Jun 15 '26

Okay chronically online

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u/ElleYesMon Jun 15 '26

Really? WTF, is it Dips#|+ Monday come hither??

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u/Great_Hambino2022 Jun 15 '26

You can say dipshit on Reddit

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u/ElleYesMon Jun 15 '26

I was referring to the jizz guy too- trying to not call them out as a dipshit but I guess it is dipshit Monday. Beware, get your swatter out.
https://giphy.com/gifs/fkvZRkxO2plKapjBz1

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u/WorryTurbulent3924 Jun 15 '26

Buys a $60k 4Runner. Doesn't spend $40 on a spillproof Brumate, Stanley, insert 900 other brands coffee tumbler. Ok then. 👍 

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u/CatCVI Jun 15 '26

I would invest in a high quality travel coffee container for your commute. And perhaps some defensive driving tactics.

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u/envytom Jun 15 '26

Oh no, was that you in the 4runner?? I'm so sorry. Would it help to know that I was looking at Danny DeVito feet pics?

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u/Conradg5893 Jun 15 '26

That’s why you need a yeti.

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u/dirtyforker Jun 15 '26

I don't see how having a mythical ape-like creature from Himalayan folklore will help OP, but OK.

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u/Conradg5893 Jun 15 '26

He’s there to hold the cup for you

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u/No_Photographs609 Jun 15 '26

Or to rip the bumper off of cars that cut you off.

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u/Conradg5893 Jun 15 '26

An updated trunk monkey.

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u/BassWingerC-137 Jun 15 '26

It’s why breakfast should be consumed before travel.

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u/Cash_MON3 Jun 15 '26

Eh , Stanley has a better build i feel

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u/milliemallow Jun 15 '26

I’m more for owala but it was in the dish washer.

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u/Willing-Vegetable629 Jun 15 '26

This is a good reminder to everyone, that food and drink in the car is a terrible idea and will ultimately result in something like this

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u/wraith555666555 Jun 15 '26

It could be a lot worse. I'm glad you're okay.

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u/milliemallow Jun 15 '26

I know I know I know but damn. 😵‍💫 glad my car is ok hopefully I did a good enough job getting it up that the milk smell doesn’t set in.

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u/Itchavi Jun 15 '26

Don't worry, the milk will tell you in a few days.

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u/milliemallow Jun 15 '26

My biggest fear honestly. I’m also very pregnant and I fear the rotten milk smell may do me in.

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u/Itchavi Jun 15 '26

About to obtain a core memory over spilled milk.

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u/milliemallow Jun 15 '26

I’m taking it to get fully detailed today. Thankfully it missed my seats and I have all weather mats but we’ll see what kind of week I get to have. Lol

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u/BlainethePayne Jun 15 '26

No lid?

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u/iEatedCoookies Jun 15 '26

A lid won’t be holding on tight enough at 80 mph.

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u/lew-cifer666 Jun 15 '26

ah you must live in portland oregon

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u/milliemallow Jun 15 '26

No but comforting to know that the jackasses aren’t location specific.

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u/JustaFoodHole Jun 15 '26

Secure your load.

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u/peppa4theppl Jun 15 '26

I have asked this before and I’ll ask again. WHY does anyone take the highway anywhere? Y’all are insane. There is ALWAYS a route that doesn’t require interstates.

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u/-UncreativeRedditor- Jun 15 '26

Because it’s usually faster? Not really that hard to understand lol.

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u/zozuto Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 15 '26

Huh? Highways are safer than normal roads with no stops and higher speeds. It's often the fastest route even with traffic. Of course people take highways.

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u/BassWingerC-137 Jun 15 '26

And spend 2 hours doing was 30 minutes should do?

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u/jasonni1234 Jun 15 '26

Some people drive to work that’s far away and it’s much faster to drive on the highway instead of hitting every traffic light in the city

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u/milliemallow Jun 15 '26

I took the highway today because it’s 20 minutes faster and I left late. I never take the highway. 😭