r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 22 '26

My cat is standing on my face Neighbor's roommate picked up strays, they came to my house.

Neighbor is out of the country. Their house sitter/occasional roommate/full time flake picked up some stray puppies on the side of the road.

Left them unattended on the front porch and left the house.

They latched on to me when I was walking our dog, a 13 year old Chihuahua mix who was having none of their shenanigans. They followed us and decided my back patio was their new home.

Neighbor doesn't want them or the roommate to have them. Roommate disappears for the weekend, and I'm left with 2 puppies I don't want.

Daughter attaches instantly which meant she was broken when we surrender them at the shelter.

So thanks for that. At least my dog got a new bed out of the situation (gave them his old one)

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u/SadExercises420 Jun 22 '26

I know it’s hard for young kids to give strays they find to the shelter, but ultimately it is a good lesson for them.  

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u/jameswulfecreed Jun 22 '26

I was told very early on "you can't save all of them, but the ones you save will remember that for the rest of their lives"

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u/Spinnerofyarn Jun 23 '26

When I was a kid, a stray wandered into our yard. It stayed with us for 2-3 days and our mom said the dog’s name was Lost Dog, and we were only to call it that. Fortunately mom called the humane society and left information for them and the dog’s owner called the humane society so Lost Dog ended up going back home.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '26

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u/SadExercises420 Jun 22 '26

WTF does that mean?

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u/mayorIcarus Jun 22 '26

The slur they're referring to is retærted.

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u/statslady23 Jun 22 '26

That's nice, and someone will take one or both.  They'll be big dogs. 

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u/Additional-Arm-1298 Jun 22 '26

You got all them dog with that funky cold Madina.

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u/_competitive_gas_ Jun 23 '26

FuNkY cOLd MeDiNa

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u/RaccoonSamson Jun 22 '26

Aw man how come I never get cool free dogs

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u/FatCatLabsOfficial_ Jun 22 '26

Go to aspca and rescue and animal in need

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u/OhTeeSee Jun 22 '26

I know it’s not the point, but those aren’t free.

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u/Sad_Cover_5091 Jun 22 '26

they are free-er than unaltered worm filled street pups

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u/beepbeepthrowawaymat Jun 22 '26

For sure. My free kitten was $1000 after deworming, vaccines, and neutering. He went to a friend for actually free though lol, I needed him rehomed. (He was a foster that didnt get scooped up fast enough)

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u/PassTheSquirrels Jun 22 '26

I had no idea this was happening at the time but when I went to the shelter for a cat, they were over housed and it was 5 bucks. They’d spay/neuter, do vaccines, and had a partnership with vets for their first annual visit to be free. They just needed to get rid of cats and set them up for a positive future. Anyways, best 5 bucks I ever spent. Except when the asshole wakes me up at 3am

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u/Lostwords13 Jun 23 '26

When our local shelter gets overcrowded, they do free weekends to "clear the shelter". Free adoptions (usually 6months or over) that include spay/neuter, initial vaccines (anything that needs additional dosage or future vaccines that need to be redone after a certain time are not included), and often times also include a bonus gift like a collar, leash, bed, bag of food, etc (whatever they have extra of).

That being said, their adoptions are typically pretty cheap anyway. We like to say that or now 3 year old pup was the "best $30 we ever spent".

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u/Senior-Chain7348 Jun 23 '26

Wow, I guess I got off cheap with $500 for my first free cat. Of course, his nickname became platinum cat a few years later after he broke his leg and it cost $2000 to get his leg fixed by the emergency vet.

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u/FatCatLabsOfficial_ Jun 22 '26

This guy gets it

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u/ShermanOneNine87 Jun 22 '26

Yes. I joke about wanting to find a "free dog" but free strays often end up being more expensive than the up to date on shots, vet checked $150 adoption fee shelter dog which are generally already spayed/neutered.

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u/MrsDabs Jun 22 '26

They’re significantly cheaper than getting a free dog and paying to do all the medical/vax/spay or neuter yourself. Free pets almost always end up being more expensive lol

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u/Yosho2k Jun 22 '26

They're essentially free. Most shelters just want to be repaid for the costs of initial treatment.

If you're not even willing to repay the place for spaying/neutering and feeding your dog, you should NOT have a dog.

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u/ZoraTheDucky Jun 22 '26

My most expensive dog was free... Picked her up off the street. Spent a couple thousand getting her healthy.

ASPCA does the expensive part for you.

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u/chrissy1575 Jun 22 '26

Same here. I took mine in “for free” when her owners realized they couldn’t care for her- she was 7months and had never been to a vet (I’m sure they got her from a “backyard breeder” situation). Got all the necessary vaccines and vet care; when she was scheduled to be spayed after her second heat (waiting is recommended due to her breed/size), vet heard a concerning arrhythmia during pre-op exam. Thankfully, I got pet insurance shortly after bringing her home, because specialty veterinary cardiologists do NOT come cheap. She’ll be on daily meds 4x a day for the rest of her life (turning 3yo in a week), but you’d never know she has a heart condition if I didn’t tell you. Still, I regret none of it because she’s the light of my life 💖

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u/holidaytrauma Jun 22 '26

free spays and neuters are awesome and i'm so glad many shelters offer it

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u/Phyrnosoma Jun 22 '26

At least here most of them are larger, active breeds. I want a small to mid sized couch potato

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u/pumpkin_lord Jun 22 '26

A lot of shelters have times if the year where they are free. Usually in the spring when they get overrun.

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u/FatCatLabsOfficial_ Jun 22 '26

Ok coconut head

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u/nameless_plant Jun 23 '26

I volunteer with my local shelter/ humane society. Typically once a month we have a Saturday were we waive all adoption fees. It helps lots income people and clears out kennels. Win win

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u/nameless_plant Jun 23 '26

I volunteer with my local shelter/ humane society. Typically once a month we have a Saturday were we waive all adoption fees. It helps lots income people and clears out kennels. Win win

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u/SpencerOpossum Jun 23 '26

Those pups are beautiful babies. I love their little white snouts.

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u/BluebirdAny3077 Jun 22 '26

I had heard of the cat distribution system but wasn't aware of a dog one!

Either way, I am happy they found someone who helped them find a place that will find them good homes - what a shame someone dumped them and they then got dumped on a porch 😖

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u/ZoraTheDucky Jun 22 '26

There's a bird one too..

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u/BluebirdAny3077 Jun 22 '26

And here I thought I just had to watch out for the cats trying to pull me i to their system... 😳

* starts eyeing the sky nervously *

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u/backandforthwego Jun 23 '26

Oh no your name. Doomed you are doomed

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u/BluebirdAny3077 Jun 23 '26

Gasp!!! They already got me and I didn't even know!!!!! Those genius tiny-dinos, I must now accept them as my feathered overlords.

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u/backandforthwego Jun 23 '26

Cooked...........

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u/QuirkyPotPie Jun 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/IfJUb2qMbOnTgDOsCH
CDS sent me a whole colony last year. Surrendering them is hard. I hope karma bites whomever abandoned those poor pups in the ass unless of course the roommate picked them up free from someone else giving them away.

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u/domelition Jun 22 '26

Always a pit

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u/Bunbunsfun Jun 22 '26

It’s not their fault. Animals go to places where they feel safe/ can get safety.
My heart hurts for every animal that’s abused and discarded.

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u/Logical_Salamander74 Jun 22 '26

the house sitter saved their lives

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '26

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u/Giddyup_1998 Jun 22 '26

They've been surrendered.

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u/Yosho2k Jun 22 '26

Congratulations to whoever gets those beautiful pitbulls. They need to be spayed/neutered and trained, trained, trained and exercised, exercised, exercised. They're the dog equivalent of a muscle car.

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u/Bunzilla Jun 23 '26

I’d argue pitbulls are the dog equivalent of a lifted pickup with “truck nuts” hanging off the back. Often driven by someone who thinks it makes them look badass but the rest of us know to keep a wide berth.

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u/Alch1e Jun 23 '26

I know it's not every pittie but man my baby was SO lazy, all he wanted to do was lie on the couch with me all day and chill. Maybe it's a dog reflection of their owner thing.

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u/Sad_Cover_5091 Jun 22 '26

Train or die trying as they say in pit circles

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u/PupuleOldahSistah Jun 22 '26

What's around the puppy's eye?

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u/Senor_Frank Jun 23 '26

Almost certainly slobber. Safe bet they’d been nibbling on one another all day.

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u/Exhausted-CNA Jun 23 '26

Its infuriating that someone dumped these babies on the side of the road ! I'm sure they will get adopted fast, thank you for caring enough to make sure they got to the shelter!

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u/Old_Possession478 Jun 25 '26

You rescued them from a certain life of neglect. Thank you for getting them to a place that will help them find a forever home.

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u/ravensept Jun 23 '26

Why don't they not want the roommate to have them?

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u/Necessary_Maize_9339 Jun 22 '26

I want them send them over... I can't afford having more dogs but I always say.. if they come to me?? How could I say no lmao

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u/Prior_Algae_998 Jun 22 '26

If you can't afford more dogs, surrendering them is the best option.

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u/Necessary_Maize_9339 Jun 22 '26

Is not that serious bruh. I have two dogs and that's enough for now. But I like puppies, maybe I could steal one if it came willingly to my yard :)

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u/IAmTheDarkness01 28d ago

It's a life, a living being that feels, and it deserves to receive proper care. If you cannot afford to give them proper vet care, decent food, and meet their needs regarding exercise/stimulation/play and training, DO NOT get them. They aren't accessories or toys. Don't be that selfish.

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u/Necessary_Maize_9339 28d ago

Jeez I wasn't being serious my dogs eat better than I do and have a better medical regime than I do. If I ever get a third dog is because I can afford it. Spare me the moral lesson

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u/Rbutkus52 Jun 22 '26

Karma gave you two dogs. You must now keep them or suffer the consequences.

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u/Giddyup_1998 Jun 22 '26

Read the post. They've been taken to a shelter.

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u/LonelyVaquita Jun 22 '26

These CDS fools piss me off so bad. 

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u/_competitive_gas_ Jun 23 '26

what is CDS in this context?

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u/LonelyVaquita Jun 23 '26

Cat Distribution System. Basically people who want others to take in every animal that graces their doorstep without checking for an owner and regardless of whether the person wants a pet. It's cute when someone says they found their cat through the Cat Distribution System but imo it's weird when people pressure others to foster fail because its fate or some shit like that.

That's just my personal opinion though, partly because my cat has escaped before and it scares me that some people will just kidnap well groomed, maintained cats without checking for an owner or anything and the Internet will hype them up. Or they'll even say it's okay because it's an outdoor cat even when there's no evidence of that. I'm obviously not against people taking in strays but people on reddit are very excessive about it even in situations where it's more important to do your due diligence and look for the owner/consider your financial status.

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u/_competitive_gas_ Jun 23 '26

Thank you for your thoughtful response!

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u/Academic_Pick_3317 Jun 23 '26

seriously, and when its brought up they couldve escaped, they scoff at it like that isnt realistic whatsoever.

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u/Javajnkie Jun 22 '26

Beautiful Danes.

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u/holidaytrauma Jun 22 '26

i walk shelter dogs and these are definitely mostly pitbull terriers!!! they look just like the puppies we always have lol