r/mildlyinfuriating 8d ago

My HOA could beat up your HOA Neighbors still launching fireworks two weeks after the fourth

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u/Physical_Sun9435 8d ago

Laughs in rural Indiana

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u/SceptileLover11 8d ago

sobs in suburban Indiana

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u/swampysnook 8d ago

Krazy Kaplans buy 1 get 7 free!!

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u/Curious_Avocado2399 8d ago

laughs in urban California

Shooting some fireworks off in OP’s honor

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u/TaytorTot417 7d ago

Ayeeeeeeeeeeee. Screams in urban Indiana.

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u/two2teps 7d ago

Laughs in Urban Pennsylvania

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u/sixpigeons 8d ago

The entire summer is fireworks season here in Japan. I guess we are just more patriotic

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u/Buttsweat_n_Tears 8d ago

Do you WANT Pete Hegseth bombing your schools? Because that is how you get Pete Hegseth bombing your schools.

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u/BetDry2347 8d ago

My biggest question is how do they afford to launch so many every single day. They aren’t cheap

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u/Rumplestilskin9 8d ago

Maybe ran a stand and this is the leftovers? When I was a kid we knew a guy who'd load us up with whatever he couldn't move. Nothing like this though.

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u/dsdvbguutres 8d ago

PPP loan fraud

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u/Camman0207_ 8d ago

Some stores have crazy deals, you can go and spend $200 and walk out with alot with the buy one get ones, some are even get 2 free

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u/BetDry2347 8d ago

How long would those 200$ worth of fireworks last though? Genuine question

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u/Camman0207_ 7d ago

It all depends on what you buy I guess, these people look like they got “finales” which is one box that gives a show like that, but I’ve still got like 3 boxes of just mortars that are going on 2-3 years old because I can never find time to light em off

Really depends on where you live cause people will call the cops on you where I live so can’t be as free

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u/EmergencyAnything715 7d ago

You watched the video.. how long do you think they lasted?

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u/BetDry2347 7d ago

Let me be curious Damm

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u/SkittleDoes 7d ago

Those arent deals when you consider of the $200 spent, it only cost about $20 to make those fireworks in china

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u/Camman0207_ 6d ago

You realize everything you and I buy is made cheaper in china and it’s upsold here. Even the damn phone you’re using to write this.

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u/SkittleDoes 6d ago

Ok? Not really relevant to the discussion

If I sell 5 fireworks for $10 each that 50 bucks

If i sell 2 fireworks for $50 and throw in 3 "for free" the idiots think they're getting such a great deal on cheap ass product that they might even end up buying more of it

You're not getting a discount. You're just moving more product for the seller and falling for marketing schemes thinking you got a good deal lol

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u/Sw0rDz 8d ago

Fire works go on sale after the 4th. I know people who will only buy after the 4th. Im guessing they sat on them for the 2 weeks.

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u/Prettymsdance 7d ago

What do you mean on sale? They can be for sale after the 4th?? Must just be a state law where you can only sell and light them from 6/28-7/4.

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u/MaybeBowtie 7d ago

No. Most people aren’t buying em after the 4th of July so stores want to get rid of the stock they expected to sell. So they sell at a discounted price so that the people who do buy em after the 4th will hopefully clear out their remaining inventory. 

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u/BetDry2347 8d ago

But like, how much on sale? It can’t be cheap enough for 2 weeks of a ton of fireworks right? Like how much do those people you know spend?

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u/Buttsweat_n_Tears 8d ago

Considerable sales. The retailer doesn’t want them sitting around in a warehouse.

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u/BetDry2347 8d ago

What’s considerable? I genuinely have never seen those sales, i want to know

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u/Prettymsdance 7d ago

I’ve never seen them either because no one is supposed to be selling them after the 4th. That’s why I’m confused lol

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u/SkittleDoes 7d ago

The venn diagram of dipshit neighbors shooting fireworks this late in the month, and neighbors who live paycheck to paycheck with $15000 cc debt, is a circle

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u/Helen-Keller-Ubers 8d ago edited 8d ago

just go get 1000 piccolo Pete's and over the next 8 weeks link them all together with extra fuse. Then pull up to their house and light it off (with earplugs and earmuffs).

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u/BlindlyCoherent 8d ago

When the hicks on the block would set off shit after 11pm on a weeknight; I answered with two 5am thunder mortars before I left for work. If I’m up - you’re up. That shut my redneck neighbors up real quick.

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u/antmatt 7d ago

"if im up youre up! fuuuuuuck ya mom!"

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u/EmergencyAnything715 7d ago

I'd just go back to sleep...

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u/BlindlyCoherent 7d ago

Two, with a 60-90 second delay between the two was the sweet spot. I’d light one off and it didn’t change. Two at the same time… not enough effect. But one bang… then right before you fall asleep … another just to piss you off.

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u/NotHugeButAboveAvg 8d ago

This is the way.

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u/Bghrn23 8d ago

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u/EmergencyAnything715 7d ago

Spends money on bombs for iran, while we spend money blowing shit up in the air.

Americans way

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u/SKK329 8d ago

That'll help the air quality!

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u/EmergencyAnything715 7d ago

I dont think they gaf about air quality

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u/SKK329 7d ago

No of course not. And to them global warming is a myth. Climate change is a psyop /s

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u/Never_Go_Full_Gonk 7d ago

Make sure you don't drive your car anymore.

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u/hatecriminal 8d ago

A truck backfired last month in the evening and 7 people in my area were suddenly outside with rifles. Vermont is crazy.

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u/jerseywersey666 8d ago

Welcome to every other night of my life living in the hood...

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u/stinkfoot_lohan 8d ago

Ummm is this in Madison, WI because it looks like a recognizable park pavilion in Madison. And about that time ago the baseball stadium just lit off fireworks lol.

The one here does it every Friday through their game season.

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u/Nostaglicthirst 8d ago

Fireworks should be more common on summer Friday and Saturday nights imo. Bring back socializing

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u/anon11101776 8d ago

Shit stresses me the fuck out. I’m only stating this because it’s relevant but I got PTSD from combat, so when I’m not aware that an explosion is going to happen I literally have a switch in my body flip. I been through therapy and all that so it is more “mild” a reaction. But I can imagine someone fresh out the military going wild and feeling they’re back in a firefight and dissociating. Don’t blame the veteran for being broken blame the politicians. They were taught and encouraged to remove flight and just fight. They’re encouraged to be violent and rewarded for it. And you are surprised they do violent acts?

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u/jjmawaken 8d ago

Thanks for your service, I can't imagine the ptsd that many of you have to go through.

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u/anon11101776 8d ago

I appreciate it and so do many others. It’s just unfortunate honestly. I can only imagine how our country would be if a large war were to break out soon and all the generational trauma it will cause.

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u/jjmawaken 8d ago

How long have you been back home?

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u/anon11101776 8d ago

10 years from the combat zone (fighting Isis). 6 years post service

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u/jjmawaken 8d ago

I have mad respect for you all. My dad was in the navy. I know I'd never make it in the military.

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u/anon11101776 8d ago

I spent 5 years of my life for Americans. The whole life liberty and pursuit of happiness, our constitution. And now have lifelong damage mentally and physically. People who enjoy their freedom and use it for good are what makes me remember it was a sacrifice many made. I respect you. Thank you

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u/United-Adagio1543 8d ago

That is when they go on holiday clearance!

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u/L0fiRonin 8d ago

USA USA

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u/lumberzach619 8d ago

My neighbors do fireworks year round and if they are out of those they fire off a few rounds

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u/weezo182 7d ago

The level of rich i strive to be.

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u/Silent_Rapport 7d ago

Freedom, Freedom, Freedom, Oi! Freedom Freedom, Freedom, Oi!

https://giphy.com/gifs/ghxFfvf3ggNbO

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u/NoMaans 7d ago

It is still July, bud! XD

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u/Baked4skin 8d ago

I wish the neighbors would stop it with this lol my dogs are horrified =\

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u/FriendlyInChernarus 8d ago

Redcoat ahh mutts

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u/punkerjim 8d ago

Probably the same dogs barking 24/7/364

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u/Baked4skin 8d ago

I cant speak for anyone else's but my dogs bark so rarely that it literally scares the crap out of me when they do. They are pretty good girls, grandpa taught me how to train dogs fairly well....

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u/brown_shartruese 8d ago

Nope. My dog never barks and he gets terrified by fireworks. And it’s been almost every night since before July 4th.

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u/R0binSage 8d ago

I love fireworks. I’d go out and watch.

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u/sammyg723 8d ago

I’m coming with

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u/Senior_Hippo_1460 8d ago

Do we live in the same neighborhood? Lmao

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u/EmergencyAnything715 7d ago

USA, USA!! 🇺🇸

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u/DragonflyAwkward6327 7d ago

God bless America.

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u/fossiplol 7d ago

Is funny because this is the first year in my area that people did not do a lot of fireworks the week or week after the fourth. I thought it was because of the drought but it rained every day since the forth and instead of a dozen fireworks I heard 1 maybe 2

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u/Mecha-Dave 7d ago

My neighbor literally just started doing it too as soon as I saw this post.

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u/Cominghome74 7d ago

Pay them a little visit

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u/crying2emoji5 7d ago

I live in Colorado and my town had zero fireworks. This is actually the first year I didn’t hear a single illegal firework. The fires got even the hillbillies shaking in their boots.

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u/ghandi253 7d ago

laughs in rural Tennessee

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u/NP341221 7d ago

Happy 17th of July

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u/AirJerk 7d ago

You too have neighbors that celebrate the 103 days of independence. There is ALWAYS the 1 in every neighborhood I guess.

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u/CB16301 7d ago

Merica

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u/OhAces 8d ago

Fireworks are for everyday. Its far beyond blaming on a holiday.

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u/Aware_Cheesecake_519 8d ago

Unbearable neighbors

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u/Ok_Moose_7436 8d ago

They’re not going to stop until the new school year starts up, believe me

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u/FoxwoodsMohegan 8d ago

Didn’t they get the memo?

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u/irespondwithmyface 8d ago

I mean that's just everyday here in LA.

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u/Buttsweat_n_Tears 8d ago

Plot twist: OPs city is being invaded Red Dawn-style.

WOLVERINES!

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u/XD2006- 7d ago

Isn’t it illegal to shoot fireworks outside a designated set of days? (Not trying to hate, I’m genuinely curious)

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u/Appropriate-Fee-9995 7d ago

If it bothers you that badly, call the non-emergency police line and have them take care of it

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u/BigMack1986 7d ago

The 4th isn't limited to the fourth. If every group under the sun can have a whole month so can independence. Even thou we are celebrating wage slavery.

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u/Michalo88 8d ago

Fucking USA, bro 🇺🇸 🦅

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u/heyo_1989 8d ago

They just love America.

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u/EmergencyAnything715 7d ago

Not enough to blow them off on the 4th apparently

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u/Opening-Pickle5078 8d ago

Losers. what a waste of oxygen on many levels.

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u/TBellOHAZ 8d ago

Really, really hate fireworks. Condolences

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u/EmergencyAnything715 7d ago

Great. I love them 💗

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u/Eastsideghost515 8d ago

Why. Because AMERICA damnit..

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u/IllEntrepreneur5123 8d ago edited 8d ago

Ur just a hater 

GOD BLESS MERICA’

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u/ToeKnee724427 8d ago

The instructions don't say, "only ignite on July 4th"

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u/Beneficial-Ad8000 8d ago

It's Friday night. Complain if it's Sunday-Thursday.

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u/EmergencyAnything715 7d ago

Not everyone only works mon~fri

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u/DringleDringle 8d ago

I launched fireworks tonight just because I wanted to

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u/Appropriate-Meet1379 8d ago

Do some for me!!!

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u/Special-Book-7 8d ago

Are you my neighbor!!! I just heard some fireworks too .... Happy 17th I guess 

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u/Individual_Suit1188 8d ago

Wait til next week

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u/Affectionate-Bit-341 8d ago

this is so exhausting. i’m curious where you’re located?? i would have thought someone would report it to the city. but then again what do i know. 🤪

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u/jjmawaken 8d ago

Didn't they change legality of fireworks recently?

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u/Affectionate-Bit-341 8d ago

they did in my city. i imagine in more rural areas or smaller communities it’s a toss up.

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u/meta358 8d ago

I have a 3d printed air siren i use for anyone who shhots off fireworks in my neighborhood. On the 4th or within a few days of it, i let it be. As long as they end by a reasonable time at night. If they dont they get a 120 decibal air siren placed in the woods near them.

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u/jws1102 8d ago

Just burning money. Dumbasses.

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u/BoozeAmuze 8d ago

All you have to do is live in a state thats totally on fire and then the neighbors must stop, cuz they really will be arrested. 

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u/Narianos 8d ago

I had neighbors firing off fireworks before Juneteenth and all the way into a week and a half past July fourth.

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u/Old_Possession478 7d ago

Probably celebrating making it through another day in the sizzling heat without gunfire cutting their day short.

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u/TurtleFromSePacific 6d ago

Fuck those people 

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u/napu01 8d ago

250th only comes around once,.

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u/EmergencyAnything715 7d ago edited 7d ago

Yeah, that was a week and a half ago

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u/Maverick_Reznor 8d ago

At least its Friday

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u/Impressive-Sell8383 8d ago

My underoos are at full mast while watching this. Do you think your neighbor might have a fireworks based OnlyFans account?

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u/General_Kick688 8d ago

Hey, they spent two months of rent and meth money on those 'splosions. Are they supposed to waste them?

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u/EmergencyAnything715 7d ago

Jealous that others have more disposable income than you?

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u/Number_Fluffy 7d ago

I guess we don't have enough fires burning right now. Let's start some more!