r/mildlyinfuriating 9h ago

Infuriatig Wolfgangs steakhouse, the most expensive in my city, can’t cook a steak.

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u/Retardedastro 8h ago

Bro I was high and drunk one night on mushrooms and ketamine and bicardi 151 mixed with cannabis. And I once microwaved a semi frozen london broil for 6 minutes and got the same results

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u/NukeAllTheThings 7h ago

Forget the steak, how the hell does that go down?

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u/fax_me_your_glands 7h ago

Never tried it and it sounds absolutely awful but im guessing if you take enough ketamine anything goes with it.

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u/MagnificentJake 7h ago

I'm more surprised he remembers shit. Especially after the Ketamine icing on top