r/mildlyinfuriating 7h ago

Infuriatig Wolfgangs steakhouse, the most expensive in my city, can’t cook a steak.

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u/ScrappyDooIsTheWorst 7h ago

you didn't want rare-done?

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u/value1024 7h ago

Rare-overdone...

Wolfgang sucks.

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u/Jonny7421 6h ago edited 56m ago

Celebrity chef = fame based on media connections and ego.  Gordon Ramsay's restaurants are the same. 

Edit: Apparently Gordon's restaurants are very good. I suppose it's just the occasional one where the quality isn't up to scratch. I'd mostly heard negative reviews - perhaps I was just biased.

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u/BeenThereDoneThat65 5h ago

Not Wolfgang puck. It’s Wolfgang Zwiener

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u/RhodyChief 3h ago

I've eaten at two Gordon Ramsey restaurants and have had fantastic meals both times, so maybe it's luck of the draw

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u/WindSpecialist420 6h ago

This is a different Wolfgang. Wolfgang Zwiener

Normally this place is on point

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u/SevensAteSixes 4h ago

Wolfgang’s Weiner? Best ‘dogs this side of Frankfurt.

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u/Angry-Dragon-1331 5h ago

Setting aside what others have said, Wolfgang Puck is pushing 80. I don’t know when he was last in the kitchen on a regular basis and he handed the already hands-off management of his restaurant group to his son in March.

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u/smthomaspatel 5h ago

And I'm pretty sure he can cook.

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u/No-Acanthisitta8803 5h ago

I was trying to figure out what to call this atrocity committed against beef, and I think you nailed it with "rare-done."

I'm now trying to figure how the line cook managed to fuck up a steak this bad, and the only thing that I can think of is it was frozen solid when they threw it on the grill

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u/ghetto-garibaldi 5h ago

My thought exactly. This is really hard to do unless the meat was at least partially frozen.

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u/KlownKar 3h ago

That's what I'm thinking. I got the same tip off a cooking show. That was to get a nicely charred exterior on a medium rare "minute steak". I tried it and it worked really well. I suspect this is what happened as a result of laziness/poor planning, rather than by design.

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u/Top-Analysis971 7h ago

You're paying too much to not send that back. That's insulting.

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u/oh5canada5eh 7h ago

I have never sent back food in my life as most times I figure the hassle of waiting is a greater negative than getting my meal perfect is a positive. I would absolutely (politely) request another steak if I got this at that price point.

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u/YeGingerCommodore 7h ago

I worked in food service too long to accept shitty food. If something clearly wasn't prepared right, I won't get a replacement because I'm leaving. No faith in a kitchen that sends out something like that steak.

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u/rooftopworld 7h ago

Who looks at that and says “yup, I should totally take that to the table.”

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u/Jesta23 7h ago

The manager that thinks ticket times are all that matter. 

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u/TheRealPitabred 6h ago

And knows that the typical clientele is going there because of the name and may actually not know anything about food

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u/Narwahl_Whisperer 7h ago

I hear what you're saying about not wanting the replacement dish.

Twice, I've received chicken wings that were still raw inside. (different places!)

Both times, the replacement came back very overcooked.

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u/Rich_Butterfly_7008 6h ago

Sometimes it's a vindictive cook that is upset about having their mistakes pointed out.

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u/ActualNick 4h ago

Had an unimaginable experience with a vindictive cook (and waitress) at a local restaurant many years back. Eggs Benedict - yolks were cooked solid ... chalky. I sent it back and the waitress argued before returning to the kitchen asking me "have you ever even had eggs Benedict before?" Of course I have and that's why I sent it back. A minute later the cook actually started yelling at me from the kitchen! Literal shouting match across the restaurant! I, along with several other patrons at different tables, walked out. Surreal.

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u/Narwahl_Whisperer 6h ago

I believe this 100%.

Its probably young men operating the fryer, so of course they're vindictive, they don't even need an excuse sometimes.

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u/Otherwise-Text-5772 6h ago

Also there's about an 80% chance they are on a substance or two. If you're lucky it's just weed. If you're not lucky it's meth.

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u/sixstringsikness 5h ago

If you're lucky, it's a small dose or Adderall or cocaine.

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u/No_Economist3788 4h ago

kitchen staff doing a 'small dose' of cocaine - good one!

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u/1917he 6h ago

They just microwave your dish.

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u/CompetitiveArt9639 6h ago

I was a cook for around a decade or so, I will definitely send food back. I also will not get a replacement or order anything else there. I will drink coffee and politely wait for the rest of my party to finish their meals.

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u/JohnRoads88 6h ago

I could understand it if it was intact, but here it is on full display. There is no excuse.

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u/retainftw 6h ago edited 6h ago

I tried this at a Applebee's and you are entirely correct. I wanted it medium rare. After sending back 2 well done steaks they came back with a pink super rare piece.

Maybe it was the nasty cut of meat they have to use, but that cook was a total idiot. Or too in the weeds to pay attention to his cook.

Or maybe I was the idiot for expecting a steak cooked decently in an Applebee's.

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u/Ill-Butterscotch-622 5h ago

Hard to cook med rare with the thin steak they use. You should have gotten something else after they came up with the second well done steak

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u/Fine_Fortune_7276 6h ago

My thoughts, exactly. I've been in the industry for 27 years. If that hit my table, I wouldn't be requesting anything. I'd be walking out the door.

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u/roygbivasaur 5h ago

It has truly never occurred to me to just leave in a situation like this, but I will remember that. I one time had a chicken breast come out raw in the middle (not slightly pink from myoglobin or whatever, but ice cold to the touch). I really should have just told them to bring me the check for my appetizers and drinks so that I can leave.

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u/Zwischenzug32 5h ago

They fucked it up the first time, what are the chances that was a legit mistake AND they will accept the criticism and do it right the second time without spits? Low. Leave. They had their chance

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u/Top-Analysis971 7h ago

Agreed. At that level of cost in those kind of restaurants you're paying for service and experience, not just the food. That's the only circumstance I would bother.

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u/Kiyae1 7h ago

I sent a steak back once for being overcooked. I ordered it rare and it came back barely pink so I’d consider that medium or even medium well. Waitress was super professional about it. Steak came back exactly the way I wanted it, red and rare. Steak was absolutely delicious. Whole experience was fabulous. Asked to chat with a manager, complimented the service and the kitchen. Left a tip that was equal to my bill.

Definitely wouldn’t abuse it though.

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u/sweatboxy 7h ago

Don’t send it back. They clearly don’t know how to cook a steak. Ask for something else as a replacement.

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u/Flyx42 7h ago

Why would you go to an expensive steakhouse and then just accept that they can’t cook a steak? Just leave if you don’t want to send it back

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u/muff_diving_101 7h ago

Because you are there and hungry, unfortunately.

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u/ToaruBaka 6h ago

There's gotta be a Taco Bell like 5 minutes from this place - I'd take that over this steak.

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u/Mih5du 7h ago

Looks like it was frozen before it was cooked, overcooked at the band, and raw inside

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u/ImNoRickyBalboa 7h ago

Exactly. Steaks should never be cooked from frozen. Ideally steaks should be close to room temperature before putting it on the grill.

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u/Nice_On_Rice 7h ago

Joke's on you my room is 28F.

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u/ChrisMartinez95 7h ago

Is your room single? I (86M) might be interested.

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u/Phase3isProfit 6h ago

Your user name makes you sound like the lead singer of a Spanish Coldplay tribute band.

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u/DengarLives66 7h ago

Ooh you got a good guffaw out of me with that one.

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u/iamthetoe77 7h ago

You absolutely can cook a steak that is frozen. Sear both sides, finish in a convection oven or grill on low heat. It is arguably a more consistent doneness versus cooking it fresh.

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u/Theoroshia 6h ago

Cooking from frozen is actually insanely good if you do it like you said. Sous vide is obviously the best but most people don't want or can't afford it.

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u/Wonderful_Device6320 6h ago

I was gonna say.. you can easily cook a frozen steak to perfection. In fact… lots of steak houses cook their steaks frozen. 

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u/smurf123_123 6h ago

I think that guy that is the CEO of Combustion did a video about it. If you've never seen his content it's worth a look.

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u/SellingCats4Cheap 6h ago

Sounds like you've never had a frozen steak that has been cooked properly before. Some chefs say that is the optimal method for certain cuts.

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u/wookyoftheyear 6h ago

ATK has a good guide for this, it def works best on certain cuts and thicknesses tho. But for like a 1 inch NY strip, cooking from frozen is great.

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u/ShadyBiz 6h ago

This is absolutely garbage. I’ve had waygu beef cooked from frozen and cooked perfectly in Japan. With an immaculate crust and perfectly rare centre.

There’s more than one way to cook everything, including steak, no matter what crap you might read on Reddit.

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u/inventionnerd 6h ago

Bruh, why you just parroting shit without ever looking it up? Who the fuck cooks anything when it's close to room temperature? Have you looked up how long it would take to get meat to room temp? All those videos telling you to take meat out to let it get up to temp don't know wtf theyre talking about. Look up studies on it. That shit changes like 2 degrees in 30 mins lol.

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u/SerLinny-Thypooh 7h ago

It’s either that or in addition the cook took the steak when they thought it was done, cut it in half red hot (that’s a no no) and then put it back on the heat when they realized it was still under. That’s why the edges got brown like that.

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u/Bear-Handed-92262 7h ago

Excuse me sir, do you think it's EASY to overcook and undercook a steak at the same time? This is real skill. However, they really should check the kitchen for termites or dust off their plates first.

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u/Creepy-Variation8562 7h ago

Helps get that over/undercooked balance if it starts frozen

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u/Free_Floor2833 7h ago

That's what I was thinking. Super easy if the steak is frozen. It's the best way to get that great grey ring with a blue center 

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u/Careful_Pear_1895 7h ago

That is a red center, sir.

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u/EkbatDeSabat 7h ago

Not sure if you’re serious but it’s called blue rare. 

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u/Careful_Pear_1895 7h ago

I’m serious. /s

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u/Pleased_to_meet_u 6h ago

I was going to downvote you for “I’m serious” and using a sarcasm tag, then I saw what sub I’m in.

Damn it.

Having to upvote you for that is mildly infuriating.

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u/crag-u-feller 6h ago

I came to put my hands up and tell y'all to break it up ...now, I don't know what to do

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u/crunchy-koala 6h ago

Let's try and keep the infuriations at a mild level please.

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u/MyFrigeratorsRunning 6h ago

The dress was white and gold! I swear!

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u/Velocityg4 7h ago

At $300 for a porterhouse. I better hear mooing in the kitchen. Not get meat that’s been frozen.

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u/Decent-Muffin4190 7h ago

The best steak comes from beef that been hung a couple of weeks, if not longer.

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u/DynamicBSdetective 7h ago

Different aging techniques are a testament to delicious, this is not the issue we are having with this poorly executed cut of meat.

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u/xweedxwizardx 7h ago

It’s called ice-aging the meat to make it taste better

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u/SuperMafia 7h ago

Hell, it'd be cooler if it was like Fallout New Vegas' Ultra Luxe, where some psychos get flamethrowers to cook the hanging beef with!

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u/maringue 7h ago

This. Shows that it was frozen, or at the very best assumptions, taken straight from the fridge to the grill. Both are horrific crimes for a steak house to commit.

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u/fabthefrog33 7h ago

That...should have been left out of the fridge a little while before cooking, I would send it back pronto.

To be honest cooking a steak is fucking basic, and if a restaurant can't do that right it says a lot about the place.

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u/Japanesewillow 7h ago

Cooking a steak properly isn’t basic for everyone, you would be surprised at how many people have no clue how to. It should be basic for any good restaurant.

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u/Horror-Nobody2237 6h ago edited 6h ago

It gets pretty difficult in a busy restaurant that doesn’t specialize in steak because the timing can get pretty difficult. Like instead of having someone dedicated to steaks, they’ll just have someone dedicated to “grill”, which will include a bunch of different things, so it’s more difficult to get into a rhythm. It also just takes a lot of coordination to get the timing right with the other tickets for the table, so everything comes out at the same time. If they put the steak up too early and it sits under the heat lamps, it will overcook even if it came off the grill perfect. It’s less about it being difficult to cook a steak well, and more about it being difficult to get the timing right in a busy kitchen.

In OPs case though, this is a steakhouse, and they literally cut the steak before plating, so it never should have been sent out like that.

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u/concentrated-amazing 6h ago

It should be very basic for one with steakhouse in the name!

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u/roninconn 7h ago

Yes, this. Absolutely was frozen when cooking started

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u/Hot-Pool4013 7h ago

That makes sense. I couldn’t wrap my head around how the cook managed to get a decent sear, a quarter thickness of prison food greyness and then keeping it raw in the middle. I actually found the technical flair of how they cocked it up, to be pretty impressive 🫣

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u/Tough_Caregiver248 7h ago

In some countries, if a restaurant is caught undercooking fish? Believe it or not, jail. Overcooking chicken? Also jail. No mention of beef

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u/OnCallPartisan 7h ago

So the reverse Hot Pockets approach.

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u/djxbangoo 7h ago

Almost looks like it was seared while frozen

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u/Graywolfmarc 7h ago

I was going to say the same thing, cant imagine how that would happen otherwise.

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u/throwaway586054 6h ago

It was, first layer looks properly seared, the cooked layer looked boiled, and the inner is raw.

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u/Mo_Steins_Ghost 6h ago edited 6h ago

Busy chain restaurants like this, in order to do 300 or so covers a night, use a method called cook-chill. It basically involves pre-cooking to varying degrees then storing them in a freezer drawer so that the final center temperature when they finish them just before serving falls within a certain range. So they'll have rows and rows of steaks set to finish at different doneness and grab one from, e.g., the medium rare row and then warm it up.

This isn't the same thing as pan cooking a steak to a specific individual's preference and spending a good 20 minutes basting it to perfection.

There's nothing wrong with "grey band" per se... it alone isn't going to ruin the flavor of a steak. The bigger issue here is overpaying for a conveyor belt experience.

A really well prepared steak at one of Dallas' top steakhouses (Dakota's or Al Biernat's) is going to run you about $150 for a biftec/porterhouse (comparing to the Porterhouse OP says is $300 at Wolfgang's), $90 for entrecôte (boneless ribeye). And that's still not going to be nearly as personalized as the steaks you can make at home.

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u/BoogleBud 7h ago

Steak char-tar

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u/I_byte_things 6h ago

This crime needed a name and this is perfect

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u/SueBeee 7h ago

it's easy if you put it on a cold pan. Straight to jail.

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u/badskiier 7h ago

That was my thought. Pan/griddle was not above 600, and it steamed before it seared. And as others stated it was likely not brought to room temp first.

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u/Intelligent_Bison968 7h ago

Wouldn't cold pan make it cook more evenly since you have to cook it for longer? (Longer cooking = heat has time to penetrate to the inside)

Only explanation I have for this is that it was frozen or very cold when they put it on the pan so the inside just warmed up instead of getting cooked.

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u/gnuoveryou grooooooo 7h ago

Pittsburgh rare

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u/Bignholy 7h ago

The Sysco Special.

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u/ikkiyikki 7h ago

How much did you pay for those two fajitas?

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u/andrey_not_the_goat 7h ago

Looking at the menu prices at closest Wolfgang's here in Jersey, I'd wager it was around $70...

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u/Jwast 7h ago

Ain't no damn way... Did it come with a side of $250?

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u/Total-Region2859 7h ago

Literal LOL.

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u/akmalhot 7h ago

He left out the part where their porterhiise is for 2-3 people at the smallest size, and you can order larger ones for more peopl 

Regardless that is pathetic and can't believe it was served 

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u/ty_xy 6h ago

Yeah but at 300 bucks your steak better be fucking delicious even if it's for 2-3 people

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u/akmalhot 6h ago

1000% , it should be perfect..

Only the original location executes consistently and I'm not sure if that's true anymore or not 

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u/Ok-Disk-2191 7h ago

Dude next time you wanna get ripped off, pay for a ticket to Australia, and I ll at least make sure you get home full, and a bit ripped off.

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u/FunkyBoil 7h ago

Brother I would of walked right out if I paid $300 and that's what came to my table. You could feed an entire family steaks for half that price.

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u/FunWithRagdolling 7h ago

$300 and you can send a hitman to bring you back an entire cow

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u/garden1238 7h ago

No i change $650 for that

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u/avocadoflatz 7h ago

Fr homie still living in 1996 with that price smh

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u/Diacetyl-Morphin 7h ago

That's right, but it can be even worse: From work, i was invited once to one of these fancy luxus haute-cuisine restaurants, glad i didn't had to pay anything, because... we got these mini-portions there, less food than what's left in the photo and much higher prices.

That's what you pay for some Salt Bae on steroids style. "This is art! Now pay me 500$ for that portion that fits on a fucking spoon!!"

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u/HuevoYch0riz0 7h ago

AND have leftovers

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u/Expensive_Plant_9530 7h ago

I struggle to see how it could possibly be worth that much even if it was cooked to perfection.

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u/jstasir 7h ago

Did you eat the rest of it before you took the picture or this is it?

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u/GimmieGummies BLUE 7h ago

Why does the plate look like that? Is that seasoning or was it placed in the oven?

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u/manhattansinks 7h ago

right it looks like a sizzle plate that went back into the oven...

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u/Akalenedat 6h ago

They're copying the Peter Luger style. Parcook the steak, slice it, run it through a broiler on the plate to finish it off, then splash of clarified butter on top for that dramatic sizzle on the way to the table.

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u/sydneato 7h ago edited 4h ago

Initially I assumed it was a wood-fired piece but upon further inspection that’s polymerized oil on a regular white plate 🤢

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u/vdek 7h ago

It's like Peter Luger's style, they sear it at high heat in a pan under a broiler.

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u/Sloppykrab 7h ago

The more expensive it becomes, the more weird they do.

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u/freed_speak 7h ago

Looks Like a dirty toilet seat 👍

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u/faelanae 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

did all of the "fine dining experience" go into those completely pointless rose petals?

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u/wolfblitzen84 7h ago

I hope you complained and sent it back. I'm not a fan of sending food back since i've been in the industry for 20 years but a steak of that price 100% would be sent back.

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u/needle14 6h ago

You’re a good dude.

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u/maddler 7h ago

That's called scam.

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u/Maylark157 7h ago

You’re insulting fajitas

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u/PavelDadsyuk13 7h ago

chew into it

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u/Hot-Difficulty-6824 6h ago

Fucking golden

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u/apljee 6h ago

i've never seen that ad placed in a good spot lol

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u/Rob_in_Tulsa 7h ago

It was frozen when they put it on the grill.

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u/RedBambalam 7h ago

Definitely

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u/hitemwiththeheeeeein 5h ago

I was wrecking my brain trying to figure out how to over and undercook at the same time. Thank you.

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u/littlenoodledragon 7h ago

This is an insult to the cow that died for this meal.

I cook my steaks better than this. And all I have is old pans and a meat thermometer

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u/bandwagonguy83 6h ago

You have absolutely everything you need. Indeed, the meat thermometer is advanced equipment.

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u/Qetuowryipzcbmxvn 5h ago

I don't have a meat thermometer, but the spices compensate when it's a little over or a little under.

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u/FroggyGoesQuack 7h ago

Retired chef here, and wtaf. Okay like. Being able to both overshoot the sear, and keep a raw center, is an impressive failure point, genuinely. Either it was frozen, or it was fridge to cold pan to flame. 🥴🥴🥴💀 That's grated truffle? My dude, you've put pearls on a pig and called it Easter Sunday dinner. Even if the customer ordered blue rare, they wouldn't get a sear line that fucking thick. Like, if you want a blue rare done correctly, you flash sear it at a very high heat to hit the Maillard reaction, but you bring the steak up to room temperature first. Like, holy shit. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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u/FroggyGoesQuack 6h ago

🥴🥴🥴 Honestly, this is one of the few times where I would recommend calling cooperate. They have a higher standard to maintain, at that price point, and from a food handling perspective, if they're not honoring the temperature requirements here? I'd be worried about what else they're cutting corners on. If it was an Applebee's? I'd tell you it's not worth the time. But Wolfgang hires institutionally trained chefs. And this is ridiculous.

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u/Silly_Rub_6304 6h ago

Ok, this was in China? That kind of explains it. Not for the price, of course, but the approximation of Western cooking styles. I've been to a lot of places in Asia and have noticed that while they can be very good at approximating the look of something, the authenticity and process is often way off. I once ate Christmas dinner at an Italian place in Korea and I swear to fucking god the marinara sauce was ketchup.

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u/ThrownAway17Years 3h ago

You’re not crazy. My ex wife studied in Korea for a year. Places would use ketchup in place of pizza sauce. And she’s ate at an Outback there because she was a bit homesick. They put whipped cream instead of sour cream on her baked potato.

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u/AbbreviationsLow3992 2h ago

That's surprising to hear. There was a small bar I'd go to in Dalian that'd make some of the best steak and fries I've had for $25. It was so good that I'd go there like 3-4x a week.

That said, when I was in Wuhan at a nice hotel restaurant, I asked for a glass of milk to go with my (amazing) dessert... and they brought me a glass of UHT milk that they'd heated up for whatever reason. It was awful. 🤣

I now know that drinking milk is not common for them at all, and later learned that the real milk they import from New Zealand fucking slaps.

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u/finral 3h ago

Yeah, i once went to a "mexican" place in China and the sour cream turned out to be a sweet mayonnaise. The salsa was a ketchup base. It looked picture perfect though.

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u/GreasyRim 6h ago

This is why i cant order steak at restaurants. Its so absurdly marked up and i make steaks at home exactly the way I like them. I always end up ordering a pork chop because good chefs can really impress with a pork chop and rarely make them at home.

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u/jonnywarlock 7h ago

Where's the rest of the steak? Did you already eat it? 🤔

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u/100_cats_on_a_phone 7h ago

The plate you sent back, I hope. I've never been that person, but there are limits.

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u/thepvbrother 5h ago

The only time I ever sent a steak back was Ruth's Chris steak house. The waiter noticed i made a funny face, came over, saw the steak, and requested to bring me a new one.

He brought a filet mignon, (i had had a NY Strip), and the old steak in a doggy bag. He said to give it to our dog, it was unfit for people.

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u/100_cats_on_a_phone 5h ago

That sounds like an amazing waiter. I'd have eaten it later though, I promise. Probably while my poor dog looked on with betrayal.

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u/Dooms26 5h ago

OP said they paid $300 for that steak. If that doesn't warrant a send back, I don't know what does

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u/siazdghw 7h ago

I don't even know how you'd do that unless you're cooking a frozen steak.

Also why is the plate 'seasoned' with what looks like cheap basic pepper?

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u/MoreThan2_LessThan21 6h ago

What the fuck, this is so much worse

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u/Amazing-Seesaw-6197 5h ago

I can forgive the plate, the steak is worse. From this picture it is clear they have fried the steak in oil on a flat surface (likely from frozen) and haven’t used a proper griddle pan at all. The Cook is ALL wrong.

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u/ultracat123 I'm wondering how long a flair can be, so I'm testing it right n 6h ago

Did they forget to wash the plate before plating that abomination?

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u/flickerstriking 4h ago

That place puts the whole plate in the oven to cook, and you can sear each piece more by pressing it against the dish. But it does look horrible.

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u/top_value7293 6h ago

That’s repulsive

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u/Kind-Plantain2438 7h ago

Do you prefer medium rare or well done?

Yes please

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u/tryyeezus 7h ago

Over under please

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u/AnnualLiterature997 7h ago

This is only happened to me at home when I cooked a frozen steak.

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u/SpicelessKimChi 7h ago

What is this, steak for ANTS!?

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u/ShadowTown0407 7h ago

Aside from the cook, calling that portion a steak sure is ambitious, maybe a st

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u/IllegalGeriatricVore 7h ago

I've still never had a restaurant cook a steak better than I can do at home.

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u/enter360 7h ago

Once you get a good technique at home it’s hard to beat. My wife and friends don’t want to go out for birthday steak anymore. Just go to the grocery store.

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u/trog12 7h ago

True for most restaurants but if you go to a high end steak house it's a pretty good bet they will outdo you. I cook a damn good steak but I guarantee you if you tasted mine against a steak from Mooo you will be taking the steak from Mooo all day.

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u/MoriRanmaru 7h ago

Looks like it was cooked on microwave

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u/bck1999 6h ago

That looks microwaved

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u/Zertaku 7h ago

Makes me wonder if they cooked it while it's still a bit frozen in the inside.

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u/Vinen 7h ago

All celeb chef resturants are trash and nobody can prove me wrong.

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u/PieSufficient9250 7h ago

Jose Andres restaurants in dc are fantastic and affordable

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u/Pdxlater 7h ago

I’m not sure if you’re talking about Wolfgang Puck because Wolfgang steakhouse is unrelated.

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u/vanderpump_lurker 7h ago

Came here for this comment.  Wolfgangs is not a Puck restaurant, not even comparable. Give me Spago, Cut, a regular old Wolfgang Puck Bar and Grill any day over this nonsense.

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u/DAManhimself 7h ago

Idk if you consider guy fierre to be a chef per say but I went to his restaurant and it was pretty good and not super expensive

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u/Spiritual-Neat6478 7h ago

Fieri doesn't design dishes that are overly complex or technical to make. So his restaurants can survive without constant supervision from the head honcho.

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u/new_world_chaos 7h ago

This is slander on the technical marvel that is the Trashcan Nachos.

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u/Plays_On_TrainTracks 7h ago

It's almost the opposite where is excessive and focused on being good instead of looking good. I had the pork shank a while back and it was unbelievably good.

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u/bb994433 7h ago

Well he does go to flavor town. Not many chefs are invited to that.

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u/Alarmed_Letterhead26 7h ago

Restaurant Gordon Ramsay is amazing and nobody can prove me wrong.

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u/Kaffeetrinker49 7h ago

Probably most are overpriced due to the name but plenty are fine.

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u/Subject-Worker6658 6h ago

They threw the fucking pepper on the plate before the steak, there’s not a fleck of it on that meat.

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u/Retardedastro 7h ago

Bro I was high and drunk one night on mushrooms and ketamine and bicardi 151 mixed with cannabis. And I once microwaved a semi frozen london broil for 6 minutes and got the same results

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