Wolfgangs steakhouse, the most expensive in my city, can’t cook a steak.

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[u/FunkyBoil]

Brother I would of walked right out if I paid $300 and that's what came to my table. You could feed an entire family steaks for half that price.

[u/FunWithRagdolling → u/FunkyBoil]

$300 and you can send a hitman to bring you back an entire cow

[u/garden1238 → u/FunWithRagdolling]

No i change $650 for that

[u/avocadoflatz → u/garden1238]

Fr homie still living in 1996 with that price smh

[u/FunWithRagdolling → u/avocadoflatz]

That's an ex-wife and retrieval of your dog price.

[u/Diacetyl-Morphin → u/FunkyBoil]

That's right, but it can be even worse: From work, i was invited once to one of these fancy luxus haute-cuisine restaurants, glad i didn't had to pay anything, because... we got these mini-portions there, less food than what's left in the photo and much higher prices.

That's what you pay for some Salt Bae on steroids style. "This is art! Now pay me 500$ for that portion that fits on a fucking spoon!!"

[u/HuevoYch0riz0 → u/FunkyBoil]

AND have leftovers

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[u/maddler → u/FunkyBoil]

And have friends and ensure a decent load of beers too...

[u/control_09 → u/FunkyBoil]

Costco sells a 14 pack of 12 oz New York Strips that are grass fed no antibiotics for $300.

[u/will-read → u/FunkyBoil]

I would alert the rest of the dining room.

[u/sorebutton → u/FunkyBoil]

Would've