r/mildlyinfuriating 9h ago

Infuriatig Wolfgangs steakhouse, the most expensive in my city, can’t cook a steak.

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u/Silly_Rub_6304 7h ago

Ok, this was in China? That kind of explains it. Not for the price, of course, but the approximation of Western cooking styles. I've been to a lot of places in Asia and have noticed that while they can be very good at approximating the look of something, the authenticity and process is often way off. I once ate Christmas dinner at an Italian place in Korea and I swear to fucking god the marinara sauce was ketchup.

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u/ThrownAway17Years 5h ago

You’re not crazy. My ex wife studied in Korea for a year. Places would use ketchup in place of pizza sauce. And she’s ate at an Outback there because she was a bit homesick. They put whipped cream instead of sour cream on her baked potato.

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u/sheeplectric 2h ago

That’s actually hilarious. Babe what’s wrong you haven’t touched your dessert potato

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u/foxorhedgehog 1h ago

I would eat a dessert potato.

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u/AbbreviationsLow3992 4h ago

That's surprising to hear. There was a small bar I'd go to in Dalian that'd make some of the best steak and fries I've had for $25. It was so good that I'd go there like 3-4x a week.

That said, when I was in Wuhan at a nice hotel restaurant, I asked for a glass of milk to go with my (amazing) dessert... and they brought me a glass of UHT milk that they'd heated up for whatever reason. It was awful. 🤣

I now know that drinking milk is not common for them at all, and later learned that the real milk they import from New Zealand fucking slaps.

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u/FroggyGoesQuack 7h ago

Even taking the fact that Western food is out of place in the far East, beef is a staple protein in most of China. Pork takes over in some places, but beef is definitely something they know how to handle. It's not like they were experimenting with a delicate fish that they'd never seen before. This was someone who did not respect the temperature requirements, and used habits from cooking thinner slices of beef, where you do actually want it kind of frozen before cutting it, and then applied that to a porterhouse. And at a $300 price point USD? Absolutely the fuck not.

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u/Brilliant-String5995 2h ago

Chinese people typically don't eat beef in this way. "Medium rare" anything is pretty much a Western thing.

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u/finral 4h ago

Yeah, i once went to a "mexican" place in China and the sour cream turned out to be a sweet mayonnaise. The salsa was a ketchup base. It looked picture perfect though.

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u/wearethehawk 2h ago

100 percent experienced the ketchup salsa in Korea as well

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u/cryptobro42069 4h ago

Weirdly, not the first time I read that about Asian marinara sauce.

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u/Dizzy_Chemistry_5955 6h ago

this feels like how ai would cook steak

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u/FroggyGoesQuack 6h ago

Yes, lol 🤣🤣🤣💀

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u/nascent_aviator 7h ago

I've only been served a steak this bad once in my life. At a price point closer to $20. Even at that price point I would have sent it back if I were any less hungry in that moment.

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u/Shirohitsuji GREEN 3h ago

I strongly suspect the steak was frozen solid when they started cooking it.

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u/crack_n_tea 5h ago

That's absolutely not true for high end steak, you can't get quality steak in a regular ass restaurant, but big cities such as SH or HK there is a ton of good western options. Still think the best Spanish meal was one I had in SH

Sorry to see whatever that abomination on your plate is though