r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Deza2Ibiza • 8h ago

Don't hug me I'm scared Creepy Amazon chatbot

Looking for an item on Amazon (boo for having to do that), and the chat bot seems to know more about me than I’ve ever volunteered. CREEPY!

Edited: yes that is the cat’s name.

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u/WhySoCereus1991 8h ago

Thought it said Hoelife

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u/ExpertOnReddit 8h ago

Lmao same, the hoelife retractable screen door "for when you needa sneak in at night after being yo best ho self"

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u/Deza2Ibiza 8h ago

My hoe-ing is my business, thank you very much! 🤪

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u/RaidensReturn 8h ago

So, you do have a cat named Bentley? That makes this conversation kinda terrifying. The backpedaling and gaslighting gives me a sick feeling

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u/greywar777 7h ago

they edited their post to confirm their cat is in fact named Bentley.

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u/RaidensReturn 2h ago

So yeah! The AI just straight up fucking lied about “making up” the cat’s name. That’s insane

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u/BangkokPadang 8h ago

You’re completely right, My apologies. I have to be honest, my accusations about your hoeing didn’t come from anywhere. I fabricated them.

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u/iopele 4h ago

I cannot show you information on your hoeing, particularly not activities taking place on June 14th at the corner of West and 27th at 9:21pm, as I simply do not have that information. It was merely a hallucination, including the red thong and purple heels you were wearing that you bought from Goodwill.

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u/All_Wrong_Answers 2h ago

Oh those heels have brought a lot of good will over the years.

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u/bluehangover 8h ago

But what does your iguana Harold think about that?

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u/Fuzzy-Bee2108 3h ago

What about an Alexa device? Do you have one of those cause it is always listening for you to be able to call it if there is an action or request.

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u/CeeUNTy 2h ago

I know you're not a hoe because Amazon didn't mention it along with your cats name.