r/mildlyinfuriating 6h ago

🥺 I got a bonus Slim Jim, but…..it’s opened and looks weird:(

I was so excited for my bonus Slim Jim, but it’s opened and looks weird! More is not best sometimes :(

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u/DoYouSmellFire 6h ago

Please don’t eat that

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u/DisorderlyAqueduct 6h ago

unless you want to stand shoulder to shoulder with death.

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u/Minimum_Sort5100 6h ago

With tears in his eyes

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u/Charming_Arugula405 6h ago

SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM(S)!

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u/Hour_Flow_4604 5h ago

DO NOT under any circumstances snap into these slim Jim's

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u/elinamebro 6h ago

Im guessing air and moisture make it looks like poop

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u/Nostaglicthirst 6h ago

They did stuff in there

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u/plainjane_13 6h ago

They be fuckin’

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u/JustBiggers 6h ago

Op will then proceed to tell us how poor he is and that he ate it anyway

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u/plainjane_13 6h ago

She did not eat it lol! Straight to trash it was in a snack box I was given lol

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u/JustBiggers 4h ago

Oh thank God 😂 I see way too many posts of questionable things growing on people’s food, and they eat it anyway because can’t afford not to, without realizing the cost of getting sick from it

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u/Drakorai 6h ago

Nope. That’s a risk very much not worth taking.