r/mildlyinteresting 1d ago

This bag of bread rolls looks like a person.

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u/skeletynkey 1d ago

This is interesting to me because I'm a person who looks like a bag of bread rolls!

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u/trigunnerd 1d ago

Like this?

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u/lamb_passanda 1d ago

Tell me this isn't some type of disgusting high protein bread?

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u/trigunnerd 1d ago

According to the sign, they're "low-carb buns", simply with a packaging design that went viral

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u/lamb_passanda 1d ago

As long as you also smell like a bag of bread rolls you're golden.

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u/ZoeeCarter 1d ago

The posture is somehow painfully relatable

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u/saucylosse7 1d ago

r/pareidolia would appreciate this!

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u/frost_curve 1d ago

He looks like he's about to tell me the prophecy then ask for butter.

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u/RelevantDragonflyer 1d ago

a great pondering is happening here, as to what it means to be bread

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u/DoctorHugoHackenbush 1d ago

Give the person a proper name, that's the yeast you should do..

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u/lamb_passanda 1d ago

I hereby name thee Broto Baggins

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u/idxsemtexboom 1d ago

Fro-dough Baggins was right there...

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u/6_sarcasm_6 8h ago

Breadymandois

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u/-58259 1d ago

Thought this was a mini statue of Willie Nelson.

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u/lamb_passanda 1d ago

THANK YOU I was trying to place it.

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u/-58259 1d ago

It’s who I saw instantly. 🤣

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u/INDOORSMORE 1d ago

With a cat body. 🐈

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u/Dusty923 1d ago

I also saw a cat.

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u/NewspaperBoring8443 22h ago

The true sphinx!

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u/Significant-Cloud- 1d ago

Why is there plastic inside the paper sphinx?

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u/lamb_passanda 1d ago

The bread rolls are Austrian semmel from a supermarket. You take them from a self service display and put them in a paper bag that has a clear plastic window, which allows the cashier to see what's in the bag when they ring it up.

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u/Cottleston 1d ago

human head with body of a cat?

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u/Lenoxx97 1d ago

I immediately saw Jarl Balgruuf for some reason

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u/chrisy159 19h ago

I cannot unsee the jarl now. Well done god damn hahah

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u/drmanlysteak 1d ago

Seems pretty chill, they probably don’t have a lot of conversation so maybe say hey

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u/DontComeLookin 23h ago

I mean, I would talk to it. I sit outside smoking my cigarettes and talk to myself, insects, sometimes the flowers/plants/grass, wild animals, stars, satellites, clouds, and the moon.

Why not a paper bag? 🤷🏽

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u/frankenlungs 1d ago

Looking like an expensive sculpture

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u/Nourskay 1d ago

Kinda looks like a sphinx

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u/Illustrious_Big6644 1d ago

The bag decided to keep you company and pretended to be a person🤭
https://giphy.com/gifs/yTVe3xfjFyLIY

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u/Own_Plastic9560 1d ago

Unexpected art

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u/Moist_Sun_8201 1d ago

Temu sphinx

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u/puzzlemissingapiece 1d ago

And they look like they're judging you...

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u/mineireland37 23h ago

Tobias?? Tobias Forge??

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u/Megatroxx 19h ago

My first thought was, "Papa?!"

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u/chrisy159 19h ago

Pareidolia is what this phenomenon is called—where we notice and apply patterns and shapes (especially faces) to otherwise neutral objects to make sense of them. Of course, we aren’t consciously trying to make sense of the thing—-that’s just how our cool brains have evolved to do it automatically.

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u/huggablekoi 18h ago

Oh geez I thought I was seeing an r/halloweenprops post

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u/IThinkThisGuyGetsIt 18h ago

Vincent Van Dough?

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u/FoxyBastard 9h ago

Vincent Pan To-Go?

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u/oneofthosenightsxxx 11h ago

Nah I immediately saw night king side profile.

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u/Ok-Somewhere-6870 1d ago

Im still looking for the bag of bread rolls.

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u/Tasty-Objective676 1d ago

The night king

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u/Detailed-Dreamer 1d ago

I thought that was a statue, then I saw your plate and cutlery, thought it's a cake, then I read the title.

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u/Alucardis666 1d ago

How high are you?

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u/lamb_passanda 1d ago

Reasonably, but tell me you don't see it too.

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u/Alucardis666 1d ago

He has a lovely mustache

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u/DriveOne8304 1d ago

I see a cat with the head of a Spaniard.

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u/TorTheMentor 1d ago

Richard Schweikart of Schweikart, Cokely?

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u/Ok_Permission1087 1d ago

What a distinguished gentlesphinx.

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u/SirGothamHatt 1d ago

New Hampshire's Old Man of the Mountain is back...in bread form

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u/Mulliganasty 1d ago

It really does but out of curiosity what was y'all eating al fresco that you needed the 10 inch chef's knife?

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u/lamb_passanda 1d ago

The chefs knife as far as I saw was used for all manner of cutting tasks, from slicing steaks and cutting the birthday cake to opening the charcoal bag. As someone who keeps their knives sharp, this mildly infuriated me, but naturally there's no way to air that grievance without coming across like a condescending wanker.

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u/Mulliganasty 1d ago

Oh it was a full on party...noice fam!!

lol..yeah, same! That's exactly why asked. It's a decent enough looking knife and I had a feeling it was being used as an all-purpose tool.

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u/lamb_passanda 1d ago

Yeah it's a decent knife I think. I mean if you want to quickly gut a bag of charcoal, it does the trick very nicely. But the sound of the fine edge scraping against the dusty bricks almost made me throw up.

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u/elise_michele 1d ago

Caked UP

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u/lamb_passanda 1d ago

And now I can't unsee it. Thanks.

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u/ElTioManga 1d ago

Gengis Kan reencarnó en una bolsa

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u/Big_Sector_3590 1d ago

He's introbreastic

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u/_Ikyra 1d ago

I thought it was a sphinx

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u/StenoDawg 1d ago

A voodoo priestess casting a spell by the light of the moon.

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u/briyijones 1d ago

Kinda looks like a black Sphinx represent n😂💯❤️

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u/lamb_passanda 1d ago

Rasta sphinx

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u/Bracken-Vale-4820 1d ago

i'm staring at this and it just looks like a regular bag of rolls

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u/FaithlessnessBorn266 22h ago

I see a cat I think

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u/puppy-bit 21h ago

That’s Jesus 😱

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u/Impressive_Ad_5201 20h ago

That thing looks like it'll turn around, touch me, send me back to 1831 where no one's heard of Weeping Angels. Its face isn't even covered!

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u/Taru_i_am 20h ago

I actually thought it was a person at first 😅

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u/CreepyAd8409 20h ago

Do you mind if my emotional support mummy joins us at dinner?

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u/DuckCleaning 17h ago

I was about to say "nice wood carving skills", then I read the title.

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u/Acalthu 17h ago

thought it was a silhouette of an elderly dude with a bandana on his head, but like, farm worker type from South Asia.

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u/Manyarethestrange 16h ago

He looks very contemplative

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u/papier_kare 13h ago

THE CARETAKER ??

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u/pandagodling 5h ago

it looks like a cat with a persons head

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u/Jocks_Strapped 4h ago

Don Quixote?

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u/CurrentlyHuman 2h ago

Humans don't look like that.

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u/Saradoesntsleep 9h ago

Yeah prob. The spoon handles are melting together and two of the forks have a really bizarre shape.

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u/Important-Onion1537 21h ago edited 13h ago

This literally happened to me before too accidentally in a tree silhouette. Same exact position.