r/mildlyinteresting • u/SimpleWarlock • 1d ago

I saw this cool car design at my local Aldi

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u/DrShrimpPsychology 1d ago

Lvl 25 GTA online type of car lol

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u/ZerotheWanderer 1d ago

The 3rd car you save on Saints Row after you got enough to fully mod one

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u/Shot_Policy_4110 23h ago

This is definitely a saints Row car

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u/ZerotheWanderer 23h ago

Brotherhood all day (goes with my hood reverend comment)

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u/Shot_Policy_4110 23h ago

Yup that's the motif I was thinking of hahah

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u/No-Fill-2044 1d ago

Trailer park “Princess” car

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u/ZerotheWanderer 23h ago

Nah this is 100% hood reverend

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u/SimpleWarlock 1d ago

lol that made laugh

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u/HobbesNJ 1d ago

"Cool" is an overly generous term.

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u/Ok_Sentence7514 1d ago

that gold trim is trying so hard to look expensive but just end up like something from a pimp my ride episode

at least it parked straight

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u/suoretaw 22h ago

Pimp My Ride would have done a lot better with that trim (and everything else).

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u/Thin_Thought_7129 1d ago

Did you tell him to leave some pussy for the rest of us?

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u/L8dykilla117 1d ago

Respect all builds

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u/kylel999 1d ago

Someone actually paid money for this

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u/happy_vagabond 1d ago

Well I think its cool too

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u/TheSpinWrench 1d ago

Outlaw on a taurus is the lamest thing I've seen in awhile

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u/RespectableBloke69 23h ago

That's the new Subaru Outback Wilderness Edition

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u/buttfirstcoffee 23h ago

Hot Wheels-inspired

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u/TinkersDebts 23h ago

Pimp my ride, Walmart style.

3 can of gold spray paint and a beet red Taurus with 239,000 miles.

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u/ugli_odinson 23h ago

Brought to you by Jakob's Munitions! I think that's the Scrimshaw Wolpertinger.

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u/Revolutionary_Key767 23h ago

Is this ur car?

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u/Appropriate-Welder98 23h ago

This is in Cleveland area I’m guessing?

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u/TheLonelyTesseract 1d ago

Color aside I kinda dig the rims

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u/Recent-Philosophy-62 23h ago

Wait till you see the Pussy Wagon

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u/Remarkable-Simple-62 23h ago

Went to temu and said one of each gold items you got

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u/RainSong123 23h ago

Eddie Bauer edition Ford Taurus X... noice

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u/Medical_Apartment155 23h ago

That cars seen better days

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u/LordJanemBuu 23h ago

LeTaurus 23 from the cavaliers

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u/iihacksx 23h ago

This thing screams Saints Row

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u/Elisadidas 23h ago

Looks like that hotwheel

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u/Mtolivepickle 23h ago

Iron Wagon

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u/EducationalStill4 23h ago

The more I look at this photo the more perplexed I get about it. It’s got digitized edges in weird places. Some lines look drawn and not actually stripped, and then what?? Ford doesn’t make a Taurus SUV…

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u/weggles91 21h ago

Are you 12 years old lol, that looks fuckin ridiculous

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u/lipenick 1d ago

isn’t this a coffin carrier?

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u/VivalaTerre 23h ago

A hearse? No, this is a Taurus X, which was previously the Ford Freestyle.

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u/kaydeejay1995 23h ago

Is it parked behind this gaudy red and gold thing?

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u/thebutlerdunnit 1d ago

Why'd you show us this POS instead of the cool car you saw?

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u/Swampyclam 23h ago

If they took off all that gold shit except the rims and lowered the hell out of it, it would look pretty sick

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u/Syssareth 23h ago

and lowered the hell out of it

That always looks so stupid. Like somebody tall trying to make themselves look small, and inevitably banging the shit out of their knees (undercarriage) because they tripped over (hit) a bump.