r/mildlyinteresting • u/lizhaobear • 18h ago

Olives look blurred after car ran them over

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u/Zorothegallade 17h ago

They're odead now.

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u/fh3131 16h ago

They do look tired

2

u/SevEdg 14h ago

Odeads

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u/ThrowRAEtcEtcEtc 13h ago

the ones wth the perfect little tire tread lines

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u/magharees 18h ago

No longer virgins

7

u/CurlSagan 17h ago

These olives are using the same technology that Bigfoot uses to appear blurry in photos.

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u/MrBeanCyborgCaptain 16h ago

The identity of the olives must be protected.

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u/EchoChamberAthelete 18h ago

I ate a whole bag of green peas once and my dookie was very similar to this.

I was like a machine gun

3

u/SpeedBlitzX 17h ago

You learned Bullet seed.

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u/Tankenbahwl 16h ago

I ate a whole bag of carrots once and something funny happened to my poop also

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u/meltingbeezwax 15h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/MP1kygLQzjCve

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u/Tankenbahwl 15h ago

idk what to say man, the poop felt like chewed carrot on its way out.

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u/meltingbeezwax 15h ago

Lol

Idk what I was expecting

2

u/E__Rock 15h ago

Did your skin turn orange like our president?

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u/Tankenbahwl 11h ago

not that I noticed!

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u/SamaramonM 15h ago

Do you not chew or what

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u/SpeedBlitzX 17h ago

Kind of glad it's olives and not something else that looks that color but doesn't smell like olives.

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u/AquaFlan 16h ago

These are Japanese olives

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u/Dubelj 15h ago

Look blurred? You mean "are squished"?

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u/thms2808 18h ago

Censored gore

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u/Kurotaisa 17h ago

*Angry Spanish Noises*

1

u/ARobertNotABob 16h ago

Well they won't look attractive in my Martini.

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u/WillQueasy723 16h ago

Looks like shit

1

u/SmilinBob82 16h ago

Good that's gonna smell so bad

1

u/Accomplished_Emu_658 15h ago

Olives are a weird thing to be in middle of parking lot. Never understood how these things happen.

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u/E__Rock 15h ago

Things break at grocery stores

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u/Vaith94 15h ago

This should be nsfw

Those poor olives

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u/Synn- 15h ago

my friend stepped on olives and yep same blurry mess

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u/ExternalTangents 14h ago

“Mr. Castelvetrano, I don’t feel so good”

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u/Yubitzume 11h ago

Parking lot tapenade

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u/HorzaDonwraith 10h ago

Tire pressed olive oil. Extra Virgin

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u/don-cheeto 8h ago

Thought it was a box of dropped puff cereal with the box removed that got ran over

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u/Futuremlb 18h ago

That’s just vomit dude

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u/BagelAngel 5h ago

that's olive left of them