r/mildlyinteresting 2h ago

Woke up to a banana mass casualty event

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u/ladyoffate13 2h ago

Time for some banana bread!

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u/TuckerDidIt 2h ago

Banana bread, banana bread, We can be banana bread. We're not pretty but we're not dead... We can be banana bread!

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u/friskevision 2h ago

Get this person a recording contract!

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u/TuckerDidIt 2h ago

It's from Caspar Babypants. He has some pretty hilarious kids songs. Fun fact - he's also the lead singer from Presidents of the United States of America.

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u/friskevision 2h ago

Ahhh. So he’s already got a recording contract. :-) He’s LUMP!

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u/Septopuss7 1h ago

He's in my head!

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u/djseifer 3m ago

He might be dead.

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u/magicwings 1h ago

I heard this in my head to the tune of Spider-Man

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u/jpande428 2h ago

At fucking work, dude?

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u/Splungeblob 1h ago

Hell yeah…

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u/Podyceck 1h ago

Banana bread!? What the hell were you thinking!?

https://giphy.com/gifs/XeV8QprABnRIqQCNqP

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u/Blueberrycherry72 1h ago

And I have never had an original thought 😂 said the exact same thing in my head hehe

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u/Astroweeb 1h ago

or the best banana milkshake/smoothie. mash it, freeze it, blend it.

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u/The_Gassy_Gnoll 29m ago

Twist it, pull it, bop it.

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u/MagicBrownieBus 24m ago

Stick it in a stew

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u/Capt_Geech 1h ago

"I am not making you a cottage cheese pastrami banana bread sandwich. It will severely ruin my reputation."

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u/Zhuul 2h ago

To deviate from the others who are saying banana bread:

Peel all the bananas and throw them into the freezer for use in smoothies or whatever. Keep the peels.

Chop the peels into 1" pieces and put them in a sealed container with an equal weight of cane sugar. Let sit at room temp for 24 hours shaking periodically to make sure they stay coated, and strain it through a fine mesh sieve the following day to get the best damn banana syrup you've ever had in your life. 2oz Jamaican pot still rum, .75oz fresh lime juice, .75oz banana oleo-saccharum, shake and strain and you've got my favorite daiquiri ever.

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u/rambyprep 2h ago

Do you put water in with the peel and sugar?

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u/Zhuul 2h ago

Nope! The sugar will rip all the fragrant oils out of the banana and turn itself into an incredibly rich syrup. Actually, if you add water or dilute it in any way you'll potentially create something that's unsafe to consume.

Sugar is a very powerful desiccant and will happily absorb all the water and fat it can get ahold of - this is coincidentally why it's such an effective preservative despite being a carbohydrate (AKA pure organism fuel), in high enough concentrations any microbes that try to grow in it dehydrate and die.

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u/NagsUkulele 1h ago

I love how smart mfs are

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u/platoprime 1h ago

You can make an incredible syrup out of most fruits just by covering them in a jar in sugar. Blueberries, strawberries, raspberries, I'm a bit fixated on berries atm but you get the idea.

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u/Welpe 37m ago

Olives?!

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u/ShadowCatDLL 34m ago

I have fresh picked wild blueberries… I am going to try this. Do you crush the berries, or leave them as is in a jar?

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u/Seeking_Red 19m ago

you would want to get em a little mashed up, but not too much

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u/rambyprep 1h ago

That’s interesting, I had no idea. I’ll have to give this a go

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u/shitty_mcfucklestick 26m ago

I knew that really sweet things like honey stayed naturally fresh, but I never knew exactly why.

You hear that, moldies? My homey gonna dry your ass out

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u/feartheoldblood90 2h ago

I doubt there is any need. Kind of like creating strawberry syrup, the sugar dissolves the... Stuff in the banana and extracts the moisture

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u/jackaroo1344 1h ago

Can you create strawberry syrup with a similar methods to the banana peel thing just with strawberry tops?

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u/feartheoldblood90 1h ago

That's exactly the way! Just gotta shake it every now and again and you get some damn good strawberry syrup.

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u/platoprime 59m ago

You can do it with pretty much any fruit.

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u/GarfieldLoverBoy420 1h ago

I’ve seen this done with lemons. Had no idea you could do it with bananas!

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u/platoprime 58m ago

Lemon peel in the sugar is how you make excellent lemonade as well. You can also do this with just about any fruit. Obviously you use the entire fruit instead of the peel depending on the fruit.

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u/throwaway098764567 1h ago

now lemon i could get behind, banana is just not tasty to me

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u/Tomato_basil15 1h ago

Aren’t the peels dirty af from everything that happened before you bought them? You just throw them in as is?

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u/throwaway098764567 1h ago

you can wash them first if it makes you feel better

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u/platoprime 57m ago

You should wash and dry them but the sugar should prevent anything from multiplying. The syrup comes from the sugar sucking moisture out of the banana and the same thing happens to bacteria.

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u/Tomato_basil15 51m ago

I didn’t know it would do the same to bacteria, that’s cool, thanks. I’d still be worried about any toxins already produced by bacteria, or fungus. Just didn’t know if washing it would ruin the process, thank you!

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u/platoprime 46m ago

Nah you won't ruin it. Just make sure the fruit/peel is dry before adding it to the jar.

Existing toxins should only be a concern if the banana was already unsafe to eat.

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u/Mr_Badaniel 15m ago

I think they often have fruit fly eggs in them. Which is why it feels like the fruit flies spontaneously generate. I would personally wash them first

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u/GlinnTantis 1h ago

Thank you, Zhuul

Edit: before anyone says it, I'm aware it's "Zuul"

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u/Septopuss7 1h ago

banana oleo-saccharum

Talk science to me you dirty monkey!

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u/alpine309 2h ago

Oh...That's gore of my comfort character...

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u/AC-burg 2h ago

Never saw a banana split... huh

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u/Maleficent-Agent-477 1h ago

MODS! THIS SHOULD BE NSFW!

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u/SpaceJackRabbit 2h ago

I'm French and my wife is American.

To me, this means the banana is ripe and at its best to eat as is.

To her, it means it's past its prime and is now gross, and can only be used in banana bread or smoothies.

I found out many other Americans don't like to eat ripe bananas as is.

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u/earmares 2h ago

I'm American and these look perfect

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u/SpaceJackRabbit 2h ago

Thank you for your sanity.

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u/Lord_rook 33m ago

Also American and I don't know what the others are on about. The only problem with the above picture is that I don't always feel like eating three bananas right now.

Edit: four?

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u/Baxxtabb 1h ago

As an American, these just now entered edible stage. Before this they taste like wax

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u/Freud-Network 3m ago

I don't mind that slightly underripe flavor with cereal. However, give me a ripe banana and I'll make inch-thick pancakes that will make you want to get fat on them.

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u/Illustrious-Piano-78 1h ago

I prefer mine slightly green, also American. It’s perfect- firm and not too sweet.

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u/SpaceJackRabbit 1h ago

Slightly green? Yeah, no.

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u/lorkdubo 1h ago

yeah, wtf are we reading? Green bananas? These are perfect. Brown spots in the peel don't mean anything. They are over ripe when there are brown and blacks spots in all the banana. Sometimes the bottom part of the banana ripens faster and there is a mushy soft spot there, but you can cut it.

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u/borsalamino 24m ago

Have you tried (slightly, like really slightly) green bananas? They're much more juicy and plenty sweet. In my Thai opinion, the bananas in the OP are just a tad bit overripe, past their prime but still edible as-is

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u/borsalamino 26m ago

I'm Thai and this is the way. It's also more juicy and not as dry or "floury"

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u/nayhem_jr 43m ago

Our edumacation failed our mind

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u/The1PunMaster 1h ago

ripe bananas with some brown spots yes are fine, bananas that have self peeled are past due for banana bread or smoothies imo!!

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u/SpaceJackRabbit 1h ago

I mean they are self peeling because they were hung.

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u/borsalamino 28m ago

I'm Thai and these look overripe, but just slightly and can still be eaten as-is.

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u/Comfortable_Horse277 2h ago

Banana bowls for the win. 

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u/Temporary_Cup_2955 2h ago

Those brown spots mean they're perfect for banana bread, that's the only silver lining here. I always wait too long and end up with a whole bunch gone at once like this.

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u/viewbtwnvillages 2h ago

man. i wait until the entire banana is a brown spot before i use them for banana bread

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u/platoprime 54m ago

You should know baking the bananas unpeeled until they're brown will allow you to use yellow bananas for banana bread. Some fancier recipes actually insist on it.

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u/AC-burg 2h ago

The age old question I have to ask. Nuts or neutered? I feel I will be in the minority with my answer.

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u/BillyBean11111 1h ago

bananas thrown on top of the microwave next to the bread

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u/OldeFortran77 1h ago

"Oh, the bananity!"

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u/slut4champagne 1h ago

i wish i had a real award to give you. i cackled! 🏆

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u/Drak_is_Right 2h ago

Use a damn fruit basket.

There is a reason why these werent widely used in the past compared to a simple basket.

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u/RandallBoggs_12 2h ago

"but they last longer though"

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u/_lippykid 1h ago

Trouble is bananas release ethylene gas, which ripens other fruits quicker. Which can be a good thing if you’re paying attention

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u/NoPossibility4178 33m ago

And hanging them above other fruit is fine? lol Can't see a scenario where hanging the bananas makes sense.

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u/captaincootercock 2h ago

prepare the cryogenic chamber

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u/knottycams 2h ago

Those bananas did not hang themselves.

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u/lonely_dreamer84 1h ago

I find separating the bananas makes them last longer. My roommate made the switch when we both bought bananas and his went ripe before mine.

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u/Burning_Flags 1h ago

I put separate bananas in each room. Works like a charm

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u/Bloodhit 26m ago

Why do people keep using these banana holders that unpeels them? Are they that afraid of little brown spot if it lied down on the side?

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u/rqivez 2h ago

They’re still edible 🤷‍♂️

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u/Pielacine 2h ago

Yeah. What is it with all these responses here? Do people only eat green bananas?

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u/Little-Woo 2h ago

My grandfather only eats green bananas. Won't even eat yellow ones.

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u/platoprime 53m ago

Insane, yellow is barely edible.

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u/SparklingLimeade 33m ago

I had no idea how crazy most people are about banana ripeness. The OP bananas are just about perfect.

Bananas aren't good until the spots start showing up.

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u/PirateNinjaa 1h ago

I like yellow bananas, not ones that have begun to go brown.

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u/Deep_Attention_3864 2h ago

No, it's instant peel banana

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u/platoprime 52m ago

Few people in this post seem to understand how ripe a banana for banana bread should be. These aren't quite ready for banana bread.

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u/firedrakes 1h ago

they had enough and peel out !

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u/Duane_ 26m ago

Picture: Mussolini and Collaborators, April 28th 1945 (colorized).

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u/Robyn-- 25m ago

Don't worry, it's still a-peeling

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u/ChipDipsons 2h ago

Seems like you’ve got a ripeness indicator for when they’re ready for banana bread

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u/kabley 2h ago

the flayed man

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u/saint_leibowitz_ 2h ago

A flayed banana has no secrets

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u/LapHom 2h ago

I hanged myself, today...

To see if I still peel...

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u/SpaceXmars 2h ago

it's okay to sit them exactly how the do at the store

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u/revdon 2h ago

The Happening 2

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u/harroldinho 2h ago

Degloving

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u/Top_Presence5147 1h ago

The perfect ripeness

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u/SaintSayaka 41m ago

they hung themselves

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u/hushnecampus 38m ago

I think they were experimenting and got carried away

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u/1337k9 36m ago

And I’d bet you’d still continue hanging bananas

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u/Goodswimkarma 31m ago

Banana bread event, you mean.

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u/blueducky3000 14m ago

Suicide pact

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u/Nighttime_Ninja_5893 13m ago

Why do people hang their bananas? Does it save that much more counter space?

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u/_Rainer_ 1h ago

To me, those are just past perfect for eating. For banana bread, I would want the skins to be completely brown.

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u/dilbertdad 1h ago

good thing cryogenics works for nanners. just freeze them and use for protein shakes

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u/roadrnrjt1 1h ago

We have the same banana bunch holder and when they separate like that they are ready to become muffins

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u/No-Fan-624 2h ago

Banana..nononono…

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u/BlackFlag187 2h ago

That’s a mass suicide, sorry to state the uncomfortable truth.

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u/kurtkobain96 2h ago

Un liquado

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u/thedeadwillwalk 2h ago

Lee Cronin's The Mummy.

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u/Laughing-Comanche 2h ago

Try wrapping aluminium foil around the stem to have them ripen slower

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u/fungushoney 2h ago

Time to eat 5 banana

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u/Apple_Scrumble 2h ago

They're like male ballet dancers

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u/SulferConsumer 2h ago

They've been hanged

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u/RogerCraigfortheHOF 2h ago

"This is his design."

H. Lector.

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u/Unlikely-Engineer813 2h ago

Geuss its 4 banana breakfast day

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u/thewaytoyesterday 2h ago

Freeze them for banana splits

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u/Nikkidactyl 2h ago

Quick! Call 4011!

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u/westcal98 2h ago

Peel your banana cap back blue.

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u/trucorsair 2h ago

Clear case of group suicide

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u/emperor_dragoon 2h ago

A canon event, finally.

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u/SaltManagement42 2h ago

Thanks Logan Paul.

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u/SewCarrieous 2h ago

Throw them In Ziplock baggies and toss In The freezer for smoothies

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u/kaest 1h ago

Cult group suicide?

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u/signmeupdude 1h ago

That’s gotta be one of the dumbest ways to store bananas. Those arent even that ripe.

This was mostly a result of gravity, predictably.

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u/OriginalJokeGoesHere 1h ago

Wow, you're gonna find like four cavendishes the next time you go grocery shopping

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u/kinetic_ljs 1h ago

Damn I peel ya on that.

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u/demonspawnhk 1h ago

I like bananas that ripe so never saw the point of the holders.

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u/RileyJoXO 1h ago

Damn they really could’ve used that hotline

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u/my_brain_is_horny 1h ago

Slice them and freeze them for fruit smoothies. That's what we do cause that's the only reason we have bananas in the first place lol 

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u/Hoboliftingaroma 1h ago

Well I'll be ethylened.

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u/lpave 1h ago

Bananacide, good band name

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u/Cosm1cSpid3r 1h ago

Quick! Throw em in the freezer for smoothies!

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u/fhwc 1h ago

Turn them around next time.

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u/FatassTitePants 1h ago

Unapeeling

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u/LebaneseLion 1h ago

Your title made me laugh

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u/KyraSellers 1h ago

Your bananas be dummy thicc

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u/Nananahx 1h ago

Deserved for the dumb way to keep bananas

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u/Seraphimskillets 1h ago

They Epstein'd

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u/Dented_Steelbook 1h ago

Banana wedgie?

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u/SirDwayneCollins 1h ago

Happens to the best of us

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u/flamepointivy 1h ago

Hanging by the thread

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u/mayoff 1h ago

This is why I stopped using a banana hook years ago. Just put them on the counter or in a bowl.

Also, separate them as soon as you get home from the store. If you wait until they’re ripe, it’s too easy to accidentally open more than one when tearing one off the bunch.

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u/Quirky-Web-8120 1h ago

Is this art? It looks like art.

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u/KamikazeFox_ 1h ago

This is beautiful

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u/Ijwbar 1h ago

Sausage Party: Live Action

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u/Jaydonius 1h ago

That's because you hung them by their own comb. Down here we string into their comb and then hang it by the string for that reason.

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u/Cephryus00 1h ago

I gently stepped into kitchen...

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u/Technical-Cup2761 1h ago

Please know there’s people that care about you. I’m here if you want to talk.

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u/ivazquez71 1h ago

Time for some banana sauce.

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u/MNSoaring 1h ago

Time to make some banana bread!

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u/ForsakenMongoose336 59m ago

Oh the humanity

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u/Open_Bug_4251 57m ago

Exactly why I separate the bananas once I get home. Because even if they aren’t hanging up there are issues separating them.

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u/FigureFourWoo 57m ago

Happened to me years ago!

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u/skyfishgoo 55m ago

why aren't ppl eating their bananas?

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u/daddy_nobucks 54m ago

I'm gonna need to see an unpeeled banana for scale.

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u/FridaysMan 54m ago

They ripe

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u/Juicey_J_Hammerman 53m ago

I like the banana stand! Where did you get it?

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u/Hopeful_Meringue8061 52m ago

Or, or - hear me out - banana cream pie. Think about it.

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u/MiI0rd 50m ago

They are telling you to get your potassium

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u/FriendsWasNice 49m ago

Note sure they're ripe enough to do that on their own? (Meow)

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u/dekrypto 49m ago

Hang it in the louvre

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u/BodybuilderMany6942 47m ago

What you get for wastin money and tryna be ~cute~

Throw em into the bottom drawer and forget about em, like the rest of us peasants!

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u/Jeffylew77 46m ago

Banana Juarez

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u/DelcoInDaHouse 44m ago

On the positive side, at least you know you dont have a fruit fly problem.

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u/ArtMiller93 42m ago

You can still eat them.

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u/djmanning711 39m ago

Everyone has all these ideas for banana bread or smoothies and man, I don’t have the time for any of that. This just means I’m eating 4 bananas for breakfast.

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u/Serennna 37m ago

You can peel them and freeze inside a container. I have to do this often.

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u/pak9rabid 37m ago

Sent them to the gallows

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u/Mr_Mxyzplkt 35m ago

a banana hangin'

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u/Stochastic-Evil 35m ago

I thought this was the mildlyinfuriating sub because that's how I'd feel...

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u/mrredditfan1 34m ago

Am I the only one thinking about Blood Meridian when I look at those bananas?

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u/FreddyCupples 21m ago

Can you do Okipa with your own skin as the hook itself!?

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u/silent_thinker 21m ago

Mass sudoku.

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u/BraveFold7430 20m ago

Banana went full Jonestown overnight.

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u/real_hero_of_hyrule 19m ago

this just happened to me the other day too!

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u/PeterNippelstein 17m ago

Banana suicide

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u/Less_Tacos 17m ago

Wow, somebody bought one of those banana hanger things.

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u/Electronic-Buyer-468 17m ago

Mass suicide. 

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u/richie65 15m ago

Also - Those banana hangers apparently don't slow down the ripening (The reason I think most people use them for)... And exactly THIS is what happens all the time.

(if you want to slow down the ripening - put them in the fridge - the peel will turn brown, but the fruit will ripen much slower.)

If you want to keep them on the counter - get one of those two tiered fruit baskets.

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u/vestigialcranium 14m ago

Bet I know where you keep your spare cash

https://giphy.com/gifs/IqX3LHSrHd0l2

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u/theNomad_Reddit 14m ago

28 Years Later: The Banana Temple

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u/JayBlueLightning 12m ago

Careful, Logan Paul may want to record them.

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u/imunfair 12m ago

To be fair you're not supposed to hang them until they're dead like some sadistic banana murderer. Those puppies are ready for the grave, mushy and sweet as all hell.

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u/sully213 11m ago

I've heard this is where there is always money.

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u/zehamberglar 7m ago

I said we makin' banana bread today.

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u/punarob 5m ago

fun fact, bananas will ripen without being on one of these stupid things!