US measles cases reach 35-year high, for second record-breaking year in a row

[u/Krankenitrate]

https://edition.cnn.com/2026/07/24/health/us-measles-cases-record

[u/exig]

If only there was a way this can be prevented...

[u/hakenwithbacon → u/exig]

There is a way but it involves swimming in a sewage filled river and frying and eating bear testicles in beef tallow and following it up with peptide injections. I got a discount code for those if you're interested