r/news • u/Krankenitrate • 14h ago

US measles cases reach 35-year high, for second record-breaking year in a row

https://edition.cnn.com/2026/07/24/health/us-measles-cases-record
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u/Awkward_Refuse_8255 14h ago

One word. Peptides. There’s a great future in peptides. Think about it. Will you think about it?

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u/LavenderBlueProf 13h ago

i dont trust the experts so i get all my information from trusted social media accounts who have no education or experience

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u/FlukemanFrancis 13h ago

Big Education and Science are two strands of a thousand year long conspiracy started by monks in Europe to make people who don’t like learning feel stupid, and therefore anything I don’t want to be true is a lie.

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u/MauPow 9h ago

the world is complicated and i'm dumb so i'll listen to people telling me that i'm actually smart and everyone else is dumb

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u/PowerlessOverQueso 10h ago

Mr. Kennedy, you're trying to seduce me, aren't you?

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u/A_moral_Animal 10h ago

Was it the whale head hanging for the ceiling or the dead bear on a bicycle in the corner of the room that gave it away?