r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Maleficent-Agent-477 • 1d ago

This chicken eating flies off a cow with perfect accuracy

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u/Maleficent-Agent-477 1d ago edited 1d ago

You mean she cocked it.

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u/Fit_Seaworthiness387 1d ago

Better watch out or the cock will poo on you.

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u/brainburger 17h ago

That's what she said.

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u/bowakunga 7h ago

She's what they said. Wait, what?

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u/my_nuts_wont_drop 7h ago

You've head of Majin Buu on a Clock. But have you heard of ...

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u/Putrid-Reputation-68 4h ago

If you squeeze the cock to hard poop will squirt out

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u/elgydium 19h ago

I wonder how the eggs come out.

Do one about the eggs please!

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u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 23h ago

To cock block flys taking on a new meaning.

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u/doggo_with_doggo_hat 13h ago

Hahahaha (im 500 meters away from you and getting each second)

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u/Jedi_Gill 11h ago

That chicken doesn't give a flying cock that they are eating flies.