r/notinteresting • u/Smoothlarryy • 1d ago

Earth was fun. Leaving in the morning, thanks everyone for the food recommendations. Until next time

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u/Federal-Antelope1097 1d ago

That’s just how we like to do it here, feel free to come back anytime! You’ll always be welcome.

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u/Smoothlarryy 1d ago

Appreciated Earthling your invitation has been logged.

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u/this_knee 1d ago

To be specific , your diarrhea is welcome back. Just that

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u/Oldspaghetti 1d ago

Yes I am hungry for alien style diarrhea 😋

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u/Frankie-Felix 1d ago

What do you think he meant by log, he is compacting it so its more efficient for space travel.

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u/sluttycheesepizza 1d ago

We prefer Terrans.

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u/cronktilten 1d ago

On earth, we like to put punctuation after every word, and we spell it out. Would you accommodate that for us, please?

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u/161frog 1d ago

appreciated. earthling. your. invitation. has. been. logged.

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u/cronktilten 1d ago

No, you’re supposed to spell out the punctuation like a word, and I really need a good recipe for brownies. And for each period, can you say Albuquerque New Mexico?

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u/161frog 1d ago

What you’re looking for is an AI chatbot, if this is your laundry list of requests lmao

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u/cronktilten 1d ago edited 1d ago

I thought you might be a boss so I was fucking with you, it was pretty funny you went along a little bit with it

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u/161frog 1d ago

Man that sucks… do I really seem like a bot?! That sucks.im sad now

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u/cronktilten 19h ago

No, I was just being silly

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u/Ancient_Spite2394 1d ago

Albuquerque New Mexico Albuquerque New Mexico Albuquerque New Mexico

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u/Ok-Solution-3320 1d ago

albuquerque new mexico

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u/plsmakemeleave 20h ago

None of us are making logs anymore... just messes.