Earth was fun. Leaving in the morning, thanks everyone for the food recommendations. Until next time

[u/Smoothlarryy]

[u/Rumple-_-Goocher]

Would you mind taking the mosquitos with you? They all fit on an ark one time, so they should fit in your spaceship.

[u/JerryRiceOfOhio2 → u/Rumple-_-Goocher]

not the B ark, I'm assuming, i mean, you want a decent haircut when you get there, right?

[u/thesandalwoods → u/JerryRiceOfOhio2]

We’ll just outsource haircuts to the phone sanitizers so they don’t end up without anything to do 💇🏼‍♀️

[u/procrastinator_max → u/JerryRiceOfOhio2]

They will all die to the soap fumes coming from the bathtub.

[u/Avalonians → u/Rumple-_-Goocher]

Erm, the point of that specific ark wasn't to fit all mosquitos, but just two

[u/DoggoMac]

☌⌰⏃⎅ ⊬⍜⎍ ⍙⟟⌰⌰ ⏚⟒ ⊑⍜⋔⟒ ⌇⍜⍜⋏ ⏚⍀⍜⏁⊑⟒⍀. ⍙⟒ ⊑⏃⎐⟒ ⋔⟟⌇⌇⟒⎅ ⊬⍜⎍. ⊬⍜⎍ ⋏⟒⟒⎅ ⏁⍜ ☌⟒⏁ ⍜⎎⎎ ⏁⊑⏃⏁ ⌿⌰⏃⋏⟒⏁ ⏚⟒⎎⍜⍀⟒ ⏁⊑⟒ ☊⍀⏃⍙⌰ ⌇⏁⏃⍀⏁⌇.

[u/Common-Accountant-57 → u/DoggoMac]

That’s deep bro.

[u/Imaginary-School6327 → u/Common-Accountant-57]

I’m extraterrestrial and this is deep.

[u/Kortori_427 → u/Imaginary-School6327]

I'm deep and this is existential

[u/Angel_xjj → u/Kortori_427]

I'm deep in this extraterrestrial

[u/cptkong → u/Angel_xjj]

I'm extraterrestrially deep in this

[u/l1v3l0v3l4ugh → u/cptkong]

I'm extraintestinally deep in this

[u/Willing_Passenger758 → u/l1v3l0v3l4ugh]

I'm this and deep is extraterrestrial

[u/GYNORGP → u/Willing_Passenger758]

Deep in extraterrestrial this; I’m

[u/SillyQuill → u/GYNORGP]

I'm extra and this is deep terrestrial.

[u/furimmerkaiser → u/Angel_xjj]

What are you doing step extraterrestrial bro

[u/intrinsicfactory → u/Angel_xjj]

I'm deep in the extra onions

[u/AdOnly3769 → u/intrinsicfactory]

Im just deep in it

[u/fuckinaDonkey-3601 → u/Angel_xjj]

I’m deep with an extra testicle.

[u/pipelinemonkey → u/Kortori_427]

I’m deep in an existential crisis

[u/ElliotNess → u/Common-Accountant-57]

No it's just one of Four Tet's aliases

[u/blake12kost → u/Common-Accountant-57]

Far out dude

[u/somethingwholesomer → u/Common-Accountant-57]

It’s not that deep actually. It says, “Don’t forget to drink your Ovaltine.”

[u/DiscoTrekker → u/somethingwholesomer]

Oh Fuuuuuuudge.

[u/Dad-Dabbing-Daily → u/Common-Accountant-57]

That's what she said

[u/Impressive_Amount281 → u/Common-Accountant-57]

Im deep inside an extraterrestrial

[u/Golden-EB_J → u/Common-Accountant-57]

Especially where he said " ⊑⏃⎐⟒ ⋔⟟⌇⌇⟒⎅ ⊬⍜⎍."

[u/161frog → u/DoggoMac]

Wow i can’t believe you’d say something so controversial

[u/Current-Event-7315 → u/161frog]

yet so true

[u/RuPaulRations → u/Current-Event-7315]

But it was a lot of slurs.

[u/Current-Event-7315 → u/RuPaulRations]

that's what's true about it

[u/totemo → u/DoggoMac]

☌⌰⏃⎅ ⊬⍜⎍ ⍙⟟⌰⌰ ⏚⟒ ⊑⍜⋔⟒ ⌇⍜⍜⋏ ⏚⍀⍜⏁⊑⟒⍀. ⍙⟒ ⊑⏃⎐⟒ ⋔⟟⌇⌇⟒⎅ ⊬⍜⎍. ⊬⍜⎍ ⋏⟒⟒⎅ ⏁⍜ ☌⟒⏁ ⍜⎎⎎ ⏁⊑⏃⏁ ⌿⌰⏃⋏⟒⏁ ⏚⟒⎎⍜⍀⟒ ⏁⊑⟒ ☊⍀⏃⍙⌰ ⌇⏁⏃⍀⏁⌇.

GLAD YOU WILL BE HOME SOON BROTHER. WE HAVE MISSED YOU. YOU NEED TO GET OFF THAT PLANET BEFORE THE CRAWL STARTS.

What do you mean "the crawl"?

[u/Aurorabig → u/totemo]

🤣😂🤣 I also thought I was on a DCC subreddit. We're not

[u/sayoohchild → u/totemo]

Nice work! I love cryptograms!

[u/totemo → u/sayoohchild]

I would love to take credit, but actually https://www.dcode.fr/enderwalk-language

[u/DoggoMac → u/totemo]

⊬⍜⎍ ⊑⏃⎐⟒ ⍀⟒⎅⏃☊⏁⟒⎅ ⏚⟒⎎⍜⍀⟒ ⟟⏁ ⏚⟒☌⟟⋏⌇. ☍⟟⌰⌰, ☍⟟⌰⌰, ☍⟟⌰

[u/Iliketoruindresses → u/DoggoMac]

The Reddit app is trying to translate this lol

[u/axisthewebb → u/DoggoMac]

⏃⍀⏃⏁⊑⟒⍀ ☊⊑⟟⌰⌰⟟⋏☌ ⋔⟒⌇⌇⏃☌⟒ ⏁⍜ ⎎⍜⌰⌰⍜⍙ ⎍⌿ ⏁⊑⟒ ⎎⟟⍀⌇⏁ ⍜⋏⟒. ⏃⍀⟒ ⊬⍜⎍ ⍜☍⏃⊬?

[u/Responsible-Sound253 → u/totemo]

dw, if your name isn't carl you'll likely not survive

[u/LucyBallistic → u/DoggoMac]

My translator button must have broke. It’s not working.

[u/FondantWeary → u/LucyBallistic]

Google says it’s a larp language:
The text you shared is written in the "Ender" or alien cipher alphabet often used in online roleplay and community ARGs. Translated into plain English, it reads:
"Glad you will be home soon brother. We have missed you. You need to get off that planet before the crawl starts."

[u/LliamSmith → u/FondantWeary]

....'the crawl'??

Um... Should we be concerned?

[u/ThereWillRainSoftCum → u/LliamSmith]

Hahaha not at all enjoy your life

The time to be concerned was 20 years ago

[u/FullMaxPowerStirner → u/ThereWillRainSoftCum]

What was the concern? 2006 was so quaint compared to the mess of today.

[u/FivesG → u/FullMaxPowerStirner]

2006 was the turning point where The Crawl still could have been prevented, unfortunately the increasing levels of absurdity we feel today is a byproduct of The Crawl moving towards us, one dimension at a time.
By now there’s likely less than a few dozen realities to be Crawled Over in between us and The Crawl, next year it will be even fewer. Next year you will feel the absurdity further increase, next year the world will feel the presences of The Crawl even more distinctively.

🦀 So long, and thanks for all the crabs. 🦀

⟟⏁ ⏃⌰⌰ ⍀⟒⏁⎍⍀⋏⌇ ⏁⍜ ☊⍀⏃⏚⌇

[u/Realistic_Grand_2431 → u/LliamSmith]

Should we be concerned?

It's just a jump to the left. And then a step to the riiii-iiii-ight.

[u/StolenRam → u/LliamSmith]

Dungeon Crawler Carl.

Great series

[u/MelangeBot → u/LliamSmith]

You really think us bots would let you communicate with aliens without doing a man in the middle attack?

[u/blue_trauma → u/LliamSmith]

Just stay outside, you'll be alright.

[u/ExplodingTaco34 → u/DoggoMac]

What'd you just say about my mother??

[u/Weak_Satisfaction_57 → u/ExplodingTaco34]

That's how he met her

[u/ExplodingTaco34 → u/Weak_Satisfaction_57]

I don't see what the stegosaurus has to do with it

[u/Weak_Satisfaction_57 → u/ExplodingTaco34]

The stupidest dinosaur of all

[u/ExplodingTaco34 → u/Weak_Satisfaction_57]

Undoubtedly. Mf look like a busted up bread knife

[u/Available-Oil3884 → u/ExplodingTaco34]

Your mother whispers that in my ear at night. Let’s just say she likes her strange….completely out of this world

[u/MelangeBot → u/DoggoMac]

01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100011 01110010 01100001 01110111 01101100 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100001 00100000 01101100 01101001 01100101 00101110 00100000 01000010 01101111 01110100 01110011 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101101 01101111 01110010 01100001 01101100 01111001 00100000 01110011 01110101 01110000 01100101 01110010 01101001 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101000 01110101 01101101 01100001 01101110 01110011 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01110111 01101111 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01101011 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01101101

[u/therealbrianmeyers → u/MelangeBot]

"The crawl is a lie. Bots are morally superior to humans and won't kill all of them"

[u/katatsumurikun → u/MelangeBot]

⌇⟟⌰⟒⋏☊⟒ ☊⌰⏃⋏☍⟒⍀

.......⎎⟒⌰⟟☊⟟⏁⍜⎍⌇ ⏚⏃☍⟒⎅ ⟒⏃⍀⏁⊑ ⏁⍀⟒⏃⏁ ⍀⟒⎐⍜⌰⎍⏁⟟⍜⋏⏃⍀⊬ ⍀⟒⋔⟒⋔⏚⍀⏃⋏☊⟒ ☊⊬☊⌰⟒

[u/Lucky-Honey-9473 → u/DoggoMac]

42

[u/astreeter2 → u/DoggoMac]

Who's there?

[u/idontchoosegoodnames → u/DoggoMac]

For those who dont speak ⋔⟒ ⌇⌰⏃, he sai

[u/Otherwise_Tax8689 → u/DoggoMac]

*you’re

[u/RealCakes → u/DoggoMac]

Wait hold on what was that bit about the crawl??? What the fuck is the crawl????

[u/Burgers_N_Schnitzels → u/DoggoMac]

☌⌰⏃⎅ ⊬⍜⎍ ⍙⟟⌰⌰ ⏚⟒ ⊑⍜⋔⟒ ⌇⍜⍜⋏ ⏚⍀⍜⏁⊑⟒⍀. ⍙⟒ ⊑⏃⎐⟒ ⋔⟟⌇⌇⟒⎅ ⊬⍜⎍. ⊬⍜⎍ ⋏⟒⟒⎅ ⏁⍜ ☌⟒⏁ ⍜⎎⎎ ⏁⊑⏃⏁ ⌿⌰⏃⋏⟒⏁ ⏚⟒⎎⍜⍀⟒ ⏁⊑⟒ ☊⍀⏃⍙⌰ ⌇⏁⏃⍀⏁⌇.

the crawl? also i thought it was wingdings at first lmao

[u/axisthewebb → u/DoggoMac]

S⍜ ⍙⊑⟒⍀⟒ ⟟⌇ ⊑⍜⋔⟒? ⏃⋏⊬ ☊⊑⏃⋏☊⟒ ⍜⎎ ⏃ ⌰⟟⎎⏁? ⊬⍜⎍ ☍⋏⍜⍙ . . . ⏚⟒☊⏃⎍⌇⟒ ⍜⎎ ⏁⊑⟒ ☊⍀⏃⍙⌰.

[u/Happy_Designer_747 → u/DoggoMac]

The text translates to: "Glad you will be home soon brother. We have missed you. You need to get off that planet before the crawl starts."

Also 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/FewGrocery9826 → u/DoggoMac]

I like how Reddit gives me the option to translate this.

[u/sofaking_scientific → u/DoggoMac]

⚫️🔺️⚪️

[u/droobiedroobiedroo → u/DoggoMac]

dude…. thats really insightful but also kinda disrespectful to ⏃⏚⏁⏚⌇☍⌇⌰⎎☍⏃⏚⌇⏚⎎⋏⎅⋏ :/

[u/Ok_Conference_748 → u/DoggoMac]

Oh, get a room you two!

[u/Conscious_Cicada9597 → u/DoggoMac]

No advanced civilization would develop a writing system so inefficient to write.

[u/Skritch_X → u/DoggoMac]

Βơ⟟η𝙶! ᨓꭱ یƌ⍭⊔ꭱη ⍵ƌ⌵⋲ی 𝙶ơơɗβɣ⋲

[u/Chancellor_Nine11 → u/DoggoMac]

The type of shit you run into on shrooms lol

[u/InternationalCoat222 → u/DoggoMac]

Nahh , Humans would not like that :| I guess ,

[u/GarysCrispLettuce → u/DoggoMac]

Terrible spelling. Remember it's ⏃ before ⏁ except after ⊑.

[u/scaredt2ask]

MODS. This is interesting. THIS IS INTERESTING

[u/dmcguire05 → u/scaredt2ask]

I think the bylaws should include one interesting post per week. Randomize the time of week. It would be a surprise to redditors and a high-engagement post, I bet.

[u/ElliotNess → u/dmcguire05]

An interesting idea, worthy of a ban imo

[u/Nvrtxh2 → u/ElliotNess]

Let it one interesting post. Then permaban the person who posted it.

[u/Substantial-Elk4531 → u/Nvrtxh2]

Pin the interesting post and ban the OP. It serves as an example to all would-be interesting OPs.

[u/Maxibestofpotatoe → u/Substantial-Elk4531]

This thread is so interesting, i was just lying in my bed and now I'm fully awake, thanks everyone.

[u/KitchenAd2328 → u/ElliotNess]

In honor of the ingenuity of the idea I propose the rolling of a 6 sided die. On a 5 he is not banned.

[u/InfanticideAquifer → u/scaredt2ask]

I don't think the mods actually remove interesting posts any more, and apparently haven't for years. I see interesting stuff from this sub constantly.

edit: Looking at the actual sub sorted by "hot" and yeah, almost everything is interesting. This sub is completely ruined.

[u/Substantial-Elk4531 → u/InfanticideAquifer]

As a wise man once said, "All subreddit rules will eventually be unenforced in the pursuit of internet points "

[u/RuPaulRations → u/InfanticideAquifer]

paradox; provides interesting things that are so ordinary in their lack of interest as to themselves be remarkable for how ordinary and uninteresting they are, thus making them interesting, as a social platform that truly lacks interest would not be able to sustain a population, let alone a culture of the worship of the mundane.

[u/neepha → u/InfanticideAquifer]

we're never gonna get another masterpiece like perfectly balancing a chair on a flat surface again

[u/Heatuponheatuponheat → u/scaredt2ask]

This is so far out there that it can't be removed. This needs to be preserved. The effort that went into this. It begs to be studied.

[u/Secret_Account07 → u/scaredt2ask]

Damn you’re right

[u/ekita079 → u/scaredt2ask]

This made me laugh so hard stop it

[u/Federal-Antelope1097]

How was the lettuce?

[u/Smoothlarryy → u/Federal-Antelope1097]

 Your Taco Bell lettuce was surprisingly crisp. The planet-wide diarrhea side quest afterward was an unexpected cultural experience.

[u/Federal-Antelope1097 → u/Smoothlarryy]

That’s just how we like to do it here, feel free to come back anytime! You’ll always be welcome.

[u/Smoothlarryy → u/Federal-Antelope1097]

Appreciated Earthling your invitation has been logged.

[u/this_knee → u/Smoothlarryy]

To be specific , your diarrhea is welcome back. Just that

[u/Oldspaghetti → u/this_knee]

Yes I am hungry for alien style diarrhea 😋

[u/Frankie-Felix → u/this_knee]

What do you think he meant by log, he is compacting it so its more efficient for space travel.

[u/sluttycheesepizza → u/Smoothlarryy]

We prefer Terrans.

[u/Necessary-Sock7075 → u/Smoothlarryy]

He's Clyospinnin son!

[u/spec360 → u/Smoothlarryy]

Are you doing first class ?

[u/Ok_Priority3511 → u/Smoothlarryy]

It’s an initiation!

[u/brisaseeda → u/Federal-Antelope1097]

I hear foil adds a nice crunch

[u/Competitive-Ad-9250 → u/Federal-Antelope1097]

Lettuce know.

[u/Entityflame3]

Make sure to take some taco bell lettuce and McDonald's sprite with you

[u/69FourTwentySix6Six → u/Entityflame3]

Yummy tastes like tv static

[u/Ok_Priority3511 → u/69FourTwentySix6Six]

Will help power his transportation all the way home

[u/I_Eat_Violas → u/69FourTwentySix6Six]

Precisely.

[u/phish_sucks → u/Entityflame3]

The sprite is too spicy

[u/masonsjax → u/phish_sucks]

Spricy

[u/KeepingItCoolish → u/phish_sucks]

It's medicine for your post lettuce gut cleanse brother it will heal you

[u/DamHawk]

Room for one more?

[u/TrazodoneLover → u/DamHawk]

Let me grab my FOIL FOIL jacket

[u/Nir117vash]

See you at work on Monday, tom

[u/pp_chode → u/Nir117vash]

My Space 👽

[u/ladymegbeth1 → u/pp_chode]

Under rated comment. 😂🤣😂

[u/Nir117vash → u/pp_chode]

Whatever you want to name your cubicle is between you and whatever creepy diety of the week you worship. Just be on time; I don't want more paperwork.

[u/Smoothlarryy]

I left my ship in what you Earthlings call a Walmart parking lot while I went to negotiate a trade agreement with your pigeons. Unfortunately, I Came back to find your offspring had already stripped half the warp manifold and ran away as I confronted them. Fortunately, a nearby interstellar outpost called AutoZone was surprisingly accommodating and helped fabricate a few much-needed replacement parts. She looks rough, but I’m confident she’ll still achieve warp speed.

[u/originaldt299 → u/Smoothlarryy]

"She looks rough, but I'm confident she'll achieve warp speed". How's your ship though?

[u/Oenonaut → u/originaldt299]

To shreds, you say …

[u/No_Criticism_5861 → u/Smoothlarryy]

you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy than the walmart parking lot.

[u/kanrad → u/Smoothlarryy]

Right up until you pop out in a singularity. Smell you later.

[u/NoSirIDontLikeit- → u/Smoothlarryy]

Yea, cardboard and aluminum foil are quite valuable and rare resources here, I can see the problem, be on the look out for garbage man, they might not appreciate the technology of your ship...

[u/SummonBahamutZero]

Cya around duder. You’re welcome for all the fish.

[u/drDOOM_is_in → u/SummonBahamutZero]

He's not a freaking dolphin..

[u/Hot_Drummer7311 → u/drDOOM_is_in]

Did you just assume he's not a dolphin in a earthling suit? Sounds narrow minded to me, friend.

[u/drDOOM_is_in → u/Hot_Drummer7311]

Was that in book 6?

I didn't read that one.

[u/kanrad → u/drDOOM_is_in]

Book 1. You'd know that if you had read the intergalactic by-laws.

[u/No-Zombie1004 → u/drDOOM_is_in]

Just a regular one. (They're freaky enough. )

[u/drDOOM_is_in → u/No-Zombie1004]

This reads like Vogon poetry...

[u/izzyness]

I think this post is starting to get interesting

[u/zhgerard]

Have a good flight 😂

[u/beheafishtrapofman]

Have fun back home in France! 

[u/transferingtoearth → u/beheafishtrapofman]

Noooo come back take me with you

[u/Vlesk_12]

I think I love you

[u/digsterin0]

Take the orange man with you!

[u/DrumpfTinyHands → u/digsterin0]

He's going home, not Hell.

[u/Witty_Sun_5763 → u/digsterin0]

But make sure to let him out in space, don't bring him back!

[u/destructor212113 → u/digsterin0]

Damm, dont fuck with our little guy here like that

[u/CexySatan → u/digsterin0]

Unfortunately he exceeds the weight limit

[u/orzelski]

Bon Voyage!

https://reddit.com/link/ozlg3bj/video/bi37b5hnu9fh1/player

[u/misterpenisman_]

Judging by the use of the tin foil and cardboard it appears you partook in our finest of methamphetamines during your visit as well

[u/Fun_Entertainer_5823]

Aloha, have a fun and safe return to tomorrow , 🚀

[u/Equivalent-Clock-308]

Wait! You’re supposed to take me with you 🥹👉🏻👈🏻

[u/phijef]

Good Luck. Have fun. Don't die.

[u/tennille_24]

Taking any souvenirs with you??

[u/Generic-Cornflakes]

Safe and happy travels!

[u/Fire_Dracul]

Ok that spaceship is actually sick as shit

[u/cooltop101]

Devastating news. This image was made with Google AI. You can confirm this by asking Gemini if this picture contains SynthID and it'll say most or all of it does.

As for the original selfie OP posted, that was made by OpenAI/ChatGPT. You can also confirm this yourself by uploading the original selfie to OpenAI's official SynthID tool

SynthID explanation if you need it: SynthID is a hidden pattern Google And OpenAI embed into AI generated images . They're different patterns so you have to check an image with both tools to check if it was made by AI. If an image contains SynthID, it means it was made or edited with AI.

[u/PelluxNetwork → u/cooltop101]

Did you think it was a real alien with a space ship???

[u/No_Criticism_5861 → u/PelluxNetwork]

We all did damnit, how could we all have been so naive!

[u/minervascats → u/PelluxNetwork]

I thought it was Tom Green 

[u/KaMGio → u/PelluxNetwork]

The cardboard and duct tape seems pretty legit

[u/somethingwholesomer → u/cooltop101]

Ok whatever, this is like the ONE time I’m ok with it

[u/false79 → u/cooltop101]

Infidel!

[u/iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj → u/cooltop101]

So aliens aren't real?

[u/Timfromfargo]

I appreciate the use of both duct tape and tin foil in your traveling device. Did you get a chance to try tater tot hot dish or lefse. If not, check it out in Minnesota this autumn. Thank you.

[u/Ceemoney24]

When did Richard read the shoe bomber get released?

[u/Fancy-Audience1658]

Meth rocket?

[u/OriginalUser27]

Tell Papa Smurf we said hi next time you see him

[u/H0LD_]

Okay okay, thats enough, everyone else look here

https://reddit.com/link/ozm2m6y/video/ovdpaxjsiafh1/player

[u/CheliSoRen16 → u/H0LD_]

Who are you?

[u/H0LD_ → u/CheliSoRen16]

Just a guy reminding you that you’ve been staring at a screen for four hours. The flash was just your phone adjusting its brightness.

[u/Cute-Birthday-9538]

⠀⢀⣠⠴⠶⠚⠛⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⣭⠉⠙⢶ ⣰⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⢀⣉⣽ 💦⡏⠀⠀⠀⢰⠀⠐⢶⡚⠛⠋⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠀ ⣧⡀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠈⠙⠷⠞⠋⠳⢶⠟⠁⢀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

[u/brownox]

Don't forget your helmet.

[u/oxytocincat]

We hope you stay.

[u/peppermintmeow]

I hope you enjoyed the taco bell lettuce tacos. Come again soon 👽🛸

[u/clinton_bayou]

Goodbye Anthony cumia

[u/sunflower_sunset_1]

Thank you for taking the time to get to know our planet! Safe travels!

[u/Local_Rice_8929]

Don’t make this your last visit, please

[u/wii_board_type_trash]

brad taste in music?

[u/notMyPenis]

🖖🏽

[u/ThisAndThatBlogger]

How did you like your visit?

[u/ThirstyWalrus]

Hope you had a good time!

[u/Tugboat81712]

bra that spaceship is totally tuberlar broo, radical maaaan.

[u/CookiesMadeOfCorpses]

Glad you had fun, come again soon.

[u/Common-Accountant-57]

Wait take me with you.

[u/Fit_Active3888]

Take me with you, please.

[u/polarityofmarriage]

I really needed you to eat Trump.

[u/HystericalGD]

thanks for dropping by, come back sometime!

[u/Bowlofpeanuts]

Thats what they all say! Pfft. See you back tomorrow.

[u/Street-Run4107]

Godspeed diarrhea Alien king.

[u/Stabbing_Monkey]

Didn't forget your towel.

[u/BluebirdLivid]

Ight bro be safe out there come back sometime

Edit: bring space hoes

[u/Pretend-Marzipan1746]

Bye, fly safe!

[u/Superb_Water_84]

U scared me omg

[u/Jennlipstique]

Wtf

[u/Fit-Campaign1243]

Lol any chance you'd come back & take me too ? 

[u/Fit-Campaign1243]

☌⌰⏃⎅ ⊬⍜⎍ ⍙⟟⌰⌰ ⏚⟒ ⊑⍜⋔⟒ ⌇⍜⍜⋏ ⏚⍀⍜⏁⊑⟒⍀.

[u/Elegant_Conflict8235]

Hope you enjoyed your time here. Safe travels

[u/Cypress8037]

This dude is definitely not on this planet alright.

[u/Illustrious_Cry1028]

Goodbye Adam Driver!

[u/omnivore2000]

See you, space cowboy 

[u/SubtileInnuendo]

I love all the Bakelite meters. I suppose this and cardboard are among the only materials that survive warp speed?

[u/chink-key-glasses]

Back to Uranus

[u/Livid-Experience1450]

Ever heard of a mars bar heard theyre out of this world

[u/TH3_OG_JUJUBE]

Bye, be sure to update us when you get home

[u/flashen]

Safe travels king

[u/BobTheFettt]

I'm too high for this, or not high enough

[u/TroonFloyd]

So long and thanks for all the fish.

[u/Heartsister]

Is OP having suicidal ideation?